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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Name the obscure bar
As a transplant I must know how plugged in I am

Was it Dan's?

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


When this happens I imagine that scene from Modern Times where Chaplin is all tangled up in gears

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

2DCAT posted:

pub and the people

Never been to that one, looks fun though.
My favorite drinking place was called "Union Trust"

They didn't even serve food there, couldn't be bothered. Wonder if it's still around

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I watched that new Indiana Jones movie tonight and by god did it make me appreciate Crystal Skull

Just a joyless slog the whole way through, at least Crystal Skull had some Spielbergian-whimsy

Good Soldier Svejk has issued a correction as of 02:19 on Sep 9, 2023

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

CaptainBeefart posted:

The two movies I've walked out on: Crystal Skull and The Other Guys.

do you remember at what point in each, out of curiosity
what was your breaking point

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Plinkey posted:

it was real bad

at least maybe there'll be a good rifftrax for it
though again, it's just so dull and depressing the whole way through they'd have a rough go of livening it up

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

CaptainBeefart posted:

Crystal shortly after Indie hopped into a fridge to avoid a nuke. Although now, I should rewatch it cause I think I'd enjoy the absurdity.

Ah that's very fair

I highly recommend the rifftrax version, they brutalize it (rightfully so)

don't bother with the new one

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

WarMECH posted:

impeachment inquiry incoming

will probably go as well for gop as we all expect

every president for the rest of time is going to have an impeachment inquiry provided the house is the opposite party

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

petit choux posted:

old geezers clinging onto their government jobs is always a sign of a successful economy and in no way a sign of a failed state.

I spent like 6 months applying to a dozen government positions and never hearing back about anything before I said gently caress it and took a contracting job that is charging the government three times as much for the same work

gently caress the government

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Bip Roberts posted:

Wisconsin: it's good.

I can't hate wisconsin because they know deep in their souls what they are

just a state full of Mike Stoklasa's

it's like if Boston was self-loathing rather than all "we're so loving great"

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Jay Cutler probably isn't doing anything, call him up

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The person who owned this house before me is a realtor who straight up got a $31K check for her single-employee business during that time period. I keep getting junk mail for the fake LLC she created and went and looked it up on the PPP site.




These people got free money thrown at them hand over fist and they're still complaining because they had to wear a mask for two months three years ago

Vonnegut called this "learning to drink from the money river"

when you have enough money you get into the club

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

kaleedity posted:

it's p wild to punch in zip codes you're familiar with and how many individuals reporting 1 job got 10-40k for free.

conservative bar owners near me got $121k

Hahaha holy poo poo, a small candle store from my hometown of 6k people got $170k

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

RandomBlue posted:

it's true, we all do it

Sinks? I thought that's what the water flowing down the urinal was for

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Spoondick posted:

while there's no miscarriages in the men's room you might occasionally be asked to evaluate if a turd looks "hosed up"

I have to imagine there's a lot more piss on the seats in men's rooms too

So much seat pissing

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

SomethingBeautiful posted:

i thought this was ridiculous at first but the more i think about it maybe us guys should be washing our dicks off after we piss, and the sink is right there around crotch level too

It really is a good suggestion

Especially on a hot day, if you're not goldbonding you can get to smelling like a farm animal down there if you're doing labor

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Consolidated Ed posted:

transphobes have the most insane beliefs about what other people think and do, it kinda mentally knocks me back every time i see a """great""" example. just the lowest most vicious poo poo

That's conservatives in general

And it's projection for all the hosed up poo poo they think and do

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Men's rooms are basically just like a bath house

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Potato cake

Latkes I think you call it

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

2DCAT posted:

Wait... What?!

Is that like passing the basket around in the gaslight

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

SomethingBeautiful posted:

gently caress it gimme a reboot of wings then

And JAG at the same time

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Redlettermedia tricked the producers into thinking people remembered night court

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

What about a MASH reboot set in the Iraq war and everyone just has PTSD

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


What in God's name

When did weed get so hard

What happened to just lighting it on fire

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Goddamned bong looking like a Mr. Fusion

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Plinkey posted:

lol, i will try not to be long, but PA is weird as gently caress, you can buy flower on a medical card, but you are not allowed to 'cumbust it by flame' or something like that, so you have to use a vape, smoking a joint/bong is illegal even if you have a card, you wont get arrested, and the cops wont care, but that's the law

also edibles are illegal

Ah the genius of the quaker state at work

Goddamn fundamenralism

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Welcome to the hotel Mar-a-lago

Harton posted:

what a stupid place
what a stupid face

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Bearjew posted:

general strike now

yeah and federal shutdown

just stop everything

everybody just stop

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

tacodaemon posted:

because they don't have a stick up their rear end

Unless they choose to

As would be their right

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Terfs stole purple?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Good Idea: Getting to second base while watching Beetlejuice the movie

Bad Idea: Getting to second base while watching Beetlejuice the musical

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


I mean you can do it but you've got to pick a weekday movie matinee not a fully booked live theater

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Lincoln was sure as poo poo getting a handy at "Our American Cousin"

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

You all think Franklin wasn't just going around jerking and getting jerked all the time?

Nonsense
loving garbage

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

The declaration of Independence was forged in the publicly spewed jizz of our forefathers

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

She did remember shotgunning five Narragansetts and getting a fistful though

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/MKBQ8LU.mp4

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Sherbert Hoover posted:

plinkey used to be a good poster and he also helped a lot of people out

yeah I think he came back kinda pet sematary style after the goon fund stuff

sometimes, banned is betta, a-yup

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Red Baron posted:

for every Pennsylvanian that we ban, trump will gain a legal superpower

PFC, it gives me no pleasure to do this…

I will take this chance to clarify again, I am an ex-Pennsylvanian

I have renounced it completely

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Greg Legg posted:

Sober October Buddykins, I don't know you but I'm in if you are.

october is like the drinkingest month of the year
what madness

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