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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

a.lo posted:

Permission to be a mod in the thread

granted. mod away.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

neutral milf hotel posted:

lol where is this clip from?

you’re in for a treat

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Filthy Hans posted:

this one goes out to gently caress You And Diebold

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1700256737687953552

shine on, you crazy diamond

shut up

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

hmmm

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

ban buddykins and his weird alt

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Buddykins posted:

I love my posting pals

who?

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

🖕

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Bearjew posted:

buddykins you should just hit the road with whatever can fit in your car. start a new life

thank you for offering buddykins a place to stay

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Red Baron posted:

two morons, alike in dignity

buddykins and little cabbage

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Inspector Hound posted:

If someone paid $44 billion to unban another user here I feel like they'd both just be immediately banned

yeah jeffrey hates money

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Schmoe Cwead posted:

after reading the server story imagine it was instead about implanting computer chips into monkey brains

no

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

mad.radhu posted:

It's 2am you absolute fool

nope

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

when the floor is lava

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Too Many Birds posted:

i skipped around it and got jump scared which i do not appreciate

i’m sorry smarxist did this to you

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

harton are you bald

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Buddykins posted:

poor wittle baby

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

:stare: jfc what happened to plinky

buddykins

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Lpzie 4 posted:

¡ai dios mío, plinkey! adiós, idiota gordo.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

hello alec

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

buddykins

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm glad internet posters in their late thirties / early forties are handling posting in a very mature manner

:ironicat:

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

hey buddykins how far do you think you could ride a bicycle?

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Bethamphetamine posted:

If you wear scrubs to grocery shop everyone thinks you're just getting off work and your fridge must be empty because you are working so many hours

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Just go to a 24hr grocery store then it isn't a problem

how many of those still exist

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Nobody in their right mind wants a window seat to watch someone slowly kill themselves and saying that idea is disingenuous is some wild poo poo.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4041308&userid=172422

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

External Organs posted:

Seems like whenever I go walk the dogs the thread takes a turn... I can't adopt more sad dogs I am sorry

you will adopt until i tell you to stop

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

i'm reasonably sure buddykins is just a service industry gimmick

we’ll see

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

ok stop

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Mr Hootington posted:

Hello. The nightly edition of the plinkey pm is now open. If you would like a copy just ask.

Before you probe me iks maybe take a look at the compelling information.

post it

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Ol sakkman posted:

Rehabll take me tomorrow and let me pay admission in a week if I get my linens (king single? Shits barely stocked at target) and NEW UNOPENED toiletries together (I was gonna dissolve crack into my toothpaste apparently)

Also quite frankly I want some fried chicken before I am denied such a pleasure

If U wanna PayPal is *

If I don't make it tomorrow I still got a spot next week it's just more park sleeping til then. Nothing will get worse it'll just take longer to get better. I rate this 5/10 urgency at most

I also gotta restock my meds but lol at asking Americans for help paying my 7 bucks a box subsidised medication fees if I ask in a sad enough way the chemist will just give me them free

Looking over my checklist I gotta bring my own again UNOPENED instant coffee what the hell DO they provide

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

a ditch hopefully, gently caress tall people

lol absolutely under 5’7”

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Consummate Professional posted:

I sleep with a pillow between my legs

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

imagine Ron DeSantis hovering over you, making that face while he plows you

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Lpzie posted:

shows the realities of the world. it really is just good genes and connections that make you Better and not merit or grit

short weakling are you?

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

euphronius posted:

it’s not too late to join the military

most goons are too old

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

lol the marine cutoff is 28

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