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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Non Compos Mentis posted:

schpont schpont schpont

I'm going to adopt this singsong onomatopoeia for whenever I engage in active self sabotage of everyday activities.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I especially appreciate that final blyyaaaa

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I think we should invest in combine harvester technology, to roll round the streets for people to throw influencers in whenever they come across one, instead of like now when they just litter the streets with them.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 14:22 on Oct 1, 2023

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Youtuber? Straight to prison.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Step in hungry hippo's food at your own peril.

Knormal posted:

Was that bit important?

Out to poo poo reef without a paddle

I've done this myself, but I held on to it, as I figured I might be needing it later.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Shunning phone havers is well and good.

There are two kinds of people in this world. Avoid them both.

Until next time friends!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No one can possibly be this du

...it's real.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Next!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
He hosed up and corrected, big deal, idk what's so confusing about that?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Squaaaaat

Yeah that's how you do it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Cable Guy posted:

For those who don't know that is Tommy Two-Step Tuberville...

Oh no, shoulda fell into the enine :(

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Tree Bucket posted:

Ok. So greater efficiency, at the cost of an increased likelihood of buffoonery and/or clownitude.

These are good words to know.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Legs of loving steel.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Don't skip leg year.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
If you aren't heaping poo poo on the car brained what are you even doing with your life?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
There are two kinds of people in this world. Avoid them both. Until next time friends!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Absolute legend.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Archonex posted:

It's hard to tell because his head is tipped back but I think that might be McCarthy, which makes it even more hilarious. There really is no honor amongst poo poo heads. :allears:


Edit: A quick double check on Reddit is saying it is in fact Kevin McCarthy completely losing his poo poo at Jim Jordan's misfortune. Apparently there was a recording feed when this happened and someone caught it happening on camera. :lmao:

Read this as Kevin MacFarty and had a giggle by my lonesome.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
This guy is p fresh


Thank you trmup thread

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Haha they're on a roll over there

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The problem with the internet is that it's full of normal people, who suck, and are stupid as poo poo, and corporations, who all work to make everything suck as much as possible, and be as tedious and expensive as possible, so they can sell you the premium version that sucks less but not much less, and normal people, who accept all of this bullshit so now you have to as well. We're going to have to invent a new internet without normal people on it. My life is a constant flight away from normal people. gently caress off normal people you are yucky.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ya they do

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I can see all the reddit images cry for me for I am out of tears

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Neither do I pluck mine eyes

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yes. The trick is to be on the other side of those locked doors.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I can't wait for youtube to die

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Brave browser still works flawless. They bought ad space on youtube early on though just to tell youtube to go gently caress themselves on their own platform. They also have lawyers similarly itching to tear a hole in their side given slightest provocation, so that may be why youtube isn't loving with them yet.

Wow, youtube seems to only be loving with people who aren't fighting back, how strange

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I will learn the loving banjo before paying for youtube shite (tm)

E: typo

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Splicer posted:

Poor freckles, got murdered by half a tonne of bear and died.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You've tried the worst, now try the THIRST!


QUENCHER!

I wonder if they have the MANANA and GUN flavors. Been thinking about those a lot.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Aaaaaaaaand gently caress......




You! :haw:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
But his fall would have been somewhat broken by a flimsy table?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Face.

I meant face, would have been broken.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh no, they do it on unsafe levels of cocaine.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It is only safe after a rhinoceros killling dose of blow

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Looks like a blown head gasket to me.

Source: I've watched a million bazillion car mechanic youtubes.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Gollum foreverially dolled and twinked the gently caress out and loving it

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm dolling and twinking as hard as I can over here

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I was hoping for a slip and a room altering splash.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Pee pee poo poo he is a bad defendant

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