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DrPossum posted:I will never stop watching this in full every time it's posted Why was anyone recording this?
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fralbjabar posted:Train people. Theres hours and hours of videos of just freight trains slowly trundling past on YouTube if you really like trains. "train people?" Hobos then? I've never seen this mythical "train person" out there recording at random crossings anywhere. But I'll try to pay closer attention next time since I live near some railroad tracks. BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 18:49 on Oct 23, 2023 |
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SyNack Sassimov posted:I believe they're called foamers, for some reason? Ok, now it's just getting weirder.
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Long time graphic designer here and can confirm that customers don't proofread poo poo. WE'd send proofs out all the time typeset exactly how they sent it in (usually with spell check run on stuff as part of the process) and then have to eat poo poo and get bitched out because of a typo. Hell, sometimes it wasn't even a typo. It was just some person who CLEARLY wanted their cell number to say "C: 904-123-4567" and NOT "CELL: 904-123-4567", even though they typed it that way. Business cards, for whatever reason, were always the absolute WORST. You'd think it'd be simple, right? Your logo, name, job title, address, website and contact information in a 3.5 x 2 inch space but my loving god were they ever an absolute pain in the rear end and typically had more edits than a 48 page instruction manual. We made no money on them and they were always a loss leader but any time we had a reprint it was always on us, even when we gave them templates and forms to write down or enter EXACTLY what they wanted on it. Also, obligatory: 
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I remember one time facing a 7 hour drive late at night and bought a pack of trucker speed. Yellowjackets or something. I took one, waited a half hour, was still tired, so I took another one and...holy poo poo. Even by the time I got home at like 5am, I was unable to sleep and felt disgusting. Wound up calling out sick from work even though I wasn't scheduled to start my shift until 3pm. It was miserable.
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Don't move! His vision is based on motion! He won't see us if we don't move!
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Regarde Aduck posted:
Geese are loving assholes. They slowly cross the street in traffic when they can loving FLY. Also, Ublock Origin trips the Youtube "gently caress YOU WATCH ADS" alarm for me.
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Thanks. This seems to work. I'd installed a different extension that would basically skip the ads but not entirely block them. They'd load up and start then just go back to the video.
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My business card is printed on a perforated sheet of LSD
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BlancoNino posted:I'm the cow that didn't raise its head and kept grazing 
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Bored posted:November 1st was the first day of open enrollment through healthcare.gov. I just got "let go", I guess, by my PCP because it seems I don't come in often enough, even if there's nothing wrong with me and I feel fine. Motherfuckers, I don't go to the doctor unless I have to, in large part because of the costs Bored posted about. Seems like they just go "hmmm, BiggerBoat hasn't been in to see us in over 18 months. Better have him come in so we can bill something." Even though I have out of pocket costs, would likely have to miss work time and have no symptoms of any sort worthy of requiring a doctor visit, the fact that I haven't needed to see a physician in 2 years makes me an undesirable patient. I worked with a guy once who had a heart condition who made it clear to every co-worker that under no circumstances should an ambulance ever be called for him - due to the exorbitant expense - and that we should contact his family or get someone there to drive him. Insane.
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steinrokkan posted:I never stopped having the "running late for class/sitting the big test and realizing you didn't study" nightmares, just piled new ones into the rotation I have this one a couple times a year too. The only car related one I have that's recurring is where I'm driving way too fast and come up on a steep hill or railroad crossing and wind up launching my vehicle airborne then flying like Thelma and Louise. Darth Brooks posted:I will say that when I went through cancer treatment last year the insurance company covered untold thousands of dollars in treatment costs. My deductible was 3k which was cheap for what I went through. That's cool but it should still be zero or much closer to zero at least. Glad your treatment went well though and hope you feel better.
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Punkreas posted:As a soon-to-be doc, you can always let your physician know of your situation, such as the cost (money or time) having you come in less. They'll put in a thing to keep you on the roster - most docs have limited enrollment slots so if nothing is said the office has measures in place to unassign patients who aren't seen in x years to make room for new patients. I wasn't all that enamored with my PCP in the first place and have considered finding a new one for a while so maybe it's time. And I haven't truly needed to see a doctor in a couple of years, so that's...good, right? I just resent the entire come on of the whole thing. "Hey, Boat, last time you were here we ordered a battery of tests, all done at different facilities at different times in various locations and with additional costs approaching $1000 that found nothing really wrong with you regarding your weight loss, but we haven't billed you in a while and we need the money so unless you come in for no reason and skip work to do it then gently caress you because we have bills to pay". It's like when my mechanic notices I haven't had to spend money on my car in a year and sends out a "hey, can you come spend some more money here?" email/text. Maybe my car is running OK for now and gently caress off with soliciting basic needs like transportation and healthcare? If I need either of you, you'll be the first to know believe me, so thank you.
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Karate Bastard posted:It's crypto beer! Trabant posted:Looks more like crypt beer. Cybeer. Hey, you know what this ancient recipe really needs? An algorithm! Wonder if you have to charge it with a USB port before you open or drink it. Smart beer.
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Hippocrass posted:Monsters. gently caress that. If cats can handle the smell of their own piss they can stand a whiff of the puke fruit.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Can't Parker there, mate
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Drone_Fragger posted:Here in the uk they call street pigeons kebab meat, though these day's due to inflation its usually cut with rat. post/avatar combo
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CainFortea posted:People are loving morons. My first thought was, sadly, they wanted to go viral and get clicks
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How I get down? I Jungle Boogie, of course. Not sure how anyone else manages it
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I did this exact thing when I was about 9 years old. Landed on my loving face and busted my two front teeth both in half to where they made triangle shaped hole. I looked like a Dracula with his fangs on the wrong teeth. I had caps on them for years but finally got full implants. The shad is really on me because now I want all my teeth to be implants. Guess I'll go for a quick bike ride on a pothole strewn street later.
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Sanda Clause.
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I'm honestly surprised more cyclists don't get hurt where I live in a relatively small beach town because I see drivers all the time drifting into bike lanes while on their phones and, for whatever reason, bike riders also tend to cheat towards the outside street side of their lane; so much so that I can only assume that's a bike safety guideline but I dunno. I don't notice a ton of bicyclists being assholes, tbh, but between the old people who can't stay in a straight lane anyway, even though they're trying, and the aforementioned texters routinely slow sliding into cyclist's lanes, it's a real wonder how more people don't get hit. Put the motherfucking phone down already. Doing that poo poo legit makes motorists drive like they're drunk. Except at least drunks are attempting to pay attention and half the time I'd prefer they were at .07 or whatever instead of checking their messages or whatever the gently caress they're looking at that can't be delayed. At least wait for a red light so at least you're stopped and the rest of us can honk you out of it. Drives me nuts, so to speak. It's really not that hard to ignore your phone while your car is moving
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Paper Tiger posted:The Bible says a Honda; see John 12:49, "For I did not speak of my own accord" Nice. Thanks for the Christmas laugh.
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Just do like Prince did and rock these, wear makeup and eyeliner and whip rear end.
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GhostDog posted:Spaceballs, when the Chestburster started singing. Fully missed the next 5 minutes of the movie from laughing so hard. Large Marge in Pee Wee's Big Adventure got me so hard I cramped up/pulled my leg getting it kind of wedged between the seats in front of me. Also almost choked on my candy and nearly puked.
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I think it's sugar and the lady is just planning to eat that snow.
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Bad fish... Swallow ya whole
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DontMockMySmock posted:
Afraid I have some bad news on this.
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Serephina posted:gently caress man, what a badge of honor. It's a weird habit, but certainly not a bad one, yet it tilted someone hard enough for them to run off and spend money filling out some forms. Be proud! I recently received a red text for apparently posting too much about Right WIng Media in the RWM thread that I loving started to talk about right wing media. Which was strange. Some cool goon in one of the football threads of all things got my Quint back for me and updated it. I also got banned once for posting "baba booey" in the Howard Stern thread when a mod limited us to one a week or some poo poo because half the thread was just "baba booey" shitposts. I'd only posted ONE, like the rules said, and thankfully another mod reversed it for me. I forgot the name of the person who banned me but do remember that they got demoted and banned for some weird poo poo or another. Shad on everyone involved I guess. BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 15:34 on Jan 27, 2024 |
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I just jerk off to Robert Shaw being drunk. Like a normal person.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Sound required Ah, yes, the Liefeld Line of casual wear.
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hawowanlawow posted:I'm hip I swear, and I eat spicy food (only if it's authentic). please don't cart me away. I'll be catty to the unhip if that helps We'll add an "X"! Or, hey, we'll just call it "X" X's are super cool, right? Has Musk built an X shaped mansion or skyscraper yet? Because that's definitely coming. You know what? The first thing I thought of when I saw these things was the virtual sex scenes in Demolition Man and Minority Report and immediately wondered how soon these folks would try to emulate that poo poo. TBH, a glaring oversight by Apple really because if that poo poo worked there'd be a line of men wrapped around every Apple store in the country right now. BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 14:49 on Feb 6, 2024 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I mean, he did try to make a giant X sign on the headquarters without bothering to get the permits and then had to spend a small fortune taking it right back down because he's a moron. No poo poo. God drat I didn't even know that. Poldarn posted:Everyone who owns a Quest tried the porno the second they were alone in the house. And they only cost $800! Porn is the weirdest god damned thing because it's so ubiquitous and drives so many parts of the engine of capitalism and innovation but no one ever really wants to talk about it and the people who did all the work behind it are largely social pariahs. Going back to the invention of paint, the camera and the internet the first or second thing someone did was to portray someone being naked but we collectively agree as a society that only weirdos would ever want to masturbate in private or have fantasies where they can safely explore and discover their sexuality. BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 02:31 on Feb 7, 2024 |
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I though ACORN got shut down? Still a dangerous threat I guess. Also, is the cybertruck the new Delorean now?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I just realized it is bad design. Usually there's either a frame or horizontal frosting. Or, you know, both. Mmmmm....Horizontal frosting...
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Unperson_47 posted:Why do these dudes keep standing in the path of a stick being swung at a pinata? Likes
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
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freeedr posted:At a bowling alley I went to as a kid the house balls all had sets of holes on either side to fit two different hands. Now I never see that anymore so if I go bowling I have to find the one ball in the joint made for giant hands. Seriously, my poo poo is so stupidly big. A team of explorers got lost in one of my gloves My problem is that I have stupidly thin arms but kinda fat thumbs so I can never find a ball light enough that has big enough thumb holes. FIrst world problems and such.
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