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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

h3r0n posted:

In case anyone wanted the song from this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9LhFN3H20M

:tipshat:

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

credburn posted:

I didn't poo poo once the entire time I was in Australia.

How long? Clingy guts are the worst.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Upsidads posted:

God? Where are all my turd photos?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
holy poo poo is it slamming into a laundry line on the way down?

Edit - VV that makes sense. Science!

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Oh wow I was gonna guess Fortnite fantasy.
Anime was a mistake

Edit wrong thread. I stand by the statement.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Paper Tiger posted:

They call it "Deus Mex"

Scratch Monkey posted:

My rear end in a top hat is augmented

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I digest hot pockets into 100% pure jo energy leaving behind no stool, only goop.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I thought I’d be a 19 yr old but it’s some 35 yr old dude lmao

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

BOB SAGAT

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lol

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lol

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Karate Bastard posted:

There are several dents in that door.

Dudes rule.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
A good friend of mine was crossing some train tracks with his Mormon mission companion, or walking along them, and the train snagged his backpack. He was in a coma by the time he was in the hospital. His family had him flown home, and had to make the decision to pull the plug.

He had written me a letter a month earlier telling me to go on a mission.

Don’t hang out near trains.

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I don’t think society can sustain gatekeeping body modifications once we can economically modify our limbs and poo poo. We’re normalizing gender changes, face modifications, breast augmentation, hair transplants.

Bring on the mod scene!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Everyone telling on themselves having not seen Dredd3D smdh

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Soul Dentist posted:

This is because nothing funny or valued has ever been written on them

:wrong:

Someone wrote SHITBARF above the urinal and for a moment I forgot I was using a disgusting bar bathroom.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lol

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Nordick posted:

More personal schad:

Tried to go out to get groceries, and immediately slipped on the mirror smooth sheet of ice covering the entire front of the building. Didn't hurt myself, but did tear the crotch of my pants wide open. And because I'm dirt poor, they were my only intact pair of outdoor pants, so now I'll have to go out wearing some ratty old track pants. It's not a style/fashion issue, I just hate doing it because it makes me feel underdressed, like I'm in public only wearing long johns or someshit.

Maybe this would've been better in the first world problems thread, idk

It’s an uncomfortable sensation to be out in your inside clothes.

SA project to get this goon some real pants??

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lmao

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

ilmucche posted:

Yeah it's funny

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"Your Uber driver will arrive in 3 seconds???" Yeah sure they~ARGH

https://i.imgur.com/XVamiWv.mp4

these toyotathons are getting lamer every year.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Caedus posted:

Huh, I guess there's a cooldown before the golden parachute kicks in

I can hear my dad laughing his rear end off from the other side of the country :)

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

FreudianSlippers posted:

I haven't been in one myself but I hear that one major impediment to digging yourself out of an avalanche is that you probably have no idea which way is out while you're in it.

Not if you’re wearing the Apple vision goggles.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Panicked looking in his rear view mirror like "I can't shake this guy!"

lol

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

SubponticatePoster posted:

Oh hey I know right where that is. Also it was very nice of the runaway trailer to crash into some parked cars instead of going onto the light rail tracks.

Orem?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

This show is so good.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Slashed jeans must be their worst nightmare


Luckily there's a new fad reversing that trend



I said get rid of those shorts! That’s it, you’re off the team!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

God Hole posted:

time works the same way

Chonker in Charge

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Non Compos Mentis posted:

that monkey did not consent and told that lady off

If it was one of those huge red butt monkeys I’d get it, but that was a regular rear end monkey.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I right clicked on candy crush and uninstalled it. But I guess you could switch OS’s, too.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Wait, is the US actually better for locked in interest rates vs other countries? I assume there must be a catch cause there’s no way the US is more consumer friendly at something.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Air Skwirl posted:

The catch is home ownership is basically the only form of retirement available to the majority of the country, so housing costs are insane.

But this implies the banking systems in other countries purposefully don’t let people lock in good rates because they have pensions? The two seem unrelated but I also know nothing of such things.

Seems wild the US would be an outlier with that sorta thing either way. But that is an interesting point and property probably is the only form of retirement or generational wealth here in freedom land.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I lucked out hardcore and count my blessings all the time. All of the conditions were right and I ended up owning a home in my 30s.

edit: it's small, maybe 1000sqft but it's all I need and I fully plan on dying here. I feel bad for everyone else. :(

Yeah same, barely got in before poo poo really hit the fan and was able to refinance. It’s impossible now.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I sleep in a big house with my lender.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Captain Hygiene posted:

Meh, guy falls down in camera, whatev-:aaaaa:

That last step doesn’t seem to belong there.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

hawowanlawow posted:

yeah staying in the toilet

as someone who grew up on weird al and loved parody, i could not get into kungpow or anything else that main actor was in. It was just so loving stupid.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

spechtie posted:


(they parked on top of an underground public urinal that is only raised on weekend nights to stop drunk people from peeing everywhere)

Elias_Maluco posted:

That’s some sci fi poo poo

Underground urinals that only appear when a % of the public is drunk is loving aces.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Nenonen posted:

Imagine falling asleep while pissing in one and it gets lowered into the ground

You have to join the Foot Clan and learn to skateboard and smoke cigarettes.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

FreudianSlippers posted:

I know a guy who once pissed in a public pool while standing on the bank.

Climbed a fence to break in and everything because it was near midnight and the pool was closed.

All of this while sober.

Though he also had a tendency to pull out his dick at random when drunk. Never called attention to it or anything, just standing in line for the club or even standing by the bar and suddenly he'd have his cock out.


Now he's really into Wim Hof and crystals and stuff and has a kid.

Was it a big dick at least?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

This isn't the thread to be horny in

Not about horny it’s about respect. You better have something good to show if you’re bringing it out randomly.

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

no you're WRONG you GOON IDIOT BITCH

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