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Forever the best thing any news/morning show has ever done in the history of the world.
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:My biggest fear in big cities is that I'll have to try to park a car. Found this online years ago and it's still the simplest guide I've ever seen for parallel parking. 
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Sep 27, 2023 06:55
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:You can't forget this one: What amazing is that it's the same people from the "It burns!" video.
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Sep 27, 2023 16:28
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Pretzellogic posted:I've heard it as not hitting the sides, and landing on some bagpipes. Or an accordion, depending. I always thought accordians were a joke instrument until I heard this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWmHGjR3gWc
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Oct 21, 2023 15:29
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Takes No Damage posted:mycrimes.mp4 "Registered sex offender" Yeah, class act all 'round, this guy.
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Oct 21, 2023 15:32
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Mega Comrade posted:Lol 800mg is still double the recommended daily limit. As little as 3g can kill you. But some people can take as much as 10g. quote:The FDA estimates toxic effects, like seizures, can be observed with rapid consumption of around 1,200 milligrams of caffeine
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Oct 28, 2023 15:02
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So busy watching the guy on top of the truck, I didn't even notice the other guy had a gun until he ate the gas bottle.
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Nov 21, 2023 09:39
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Hyperlynx posted:Honestly this is making me want to get a Christmas tree, for my cats. (I'm Jewish) Just make a really big menorah and put trees in it.
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Dec 4, 2023 08:30
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Why would Korea be so expensive? I know they have insanely good internet. Maybe it was just too popular?
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Dec 6, 2023 17:10
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But is that per MB, or because of the sheer volume?
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Dec 6, 2023 17:33
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Merkin Muffley posted:I was really hoping this was the same woman I saw at a Chipotle in Ohio hurling food at the workers, but it's not. Every store should be like the Taco Bell that completely separates customers and staff. 
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Dec 8, 2023 15:53
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That my problem with super hot stuff - so often they taste like poo poo. They're designed for macho idiots to show off to other macho idiots. Man, I just want some tasty hot poo poo.
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Dec 11, 2023 15:49
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Inceltown posted:Not calling you out on this but it still sounds like it should be bullshit. Pretty hosed up thing for reality to pull on us. Nah, our brains lie to us constantly. About everything.
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Dec 15, 2023 14:37
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snergle posted:https://www.amazon.com/Yucateco-XXXtra-Habanero-Sauce-Foods/dp/B00ICT42CI Thank you and the other goon for the tasty spice recommendations. Cheers.
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Dec 15, 2023 14:42
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Karate Bastard posted:There were allegations of political dissidents in the microtransactions. Xi was worried there were Uyghurs hiding in lootboxes.
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Dec 23, 2023 17:06
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Actually, yeah good point. Whoever wrote that law understands exactly how lootboxes, battlepasses, the whole thing works. And cut the whole thing off at the knees clean with no wiggle room. I thought battlepasses were just like season tickets to play on official servers. Never thought to look further. Which is probably why they were named that.
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Dec 26, 2023 02:32
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Armacham posted:It's just cockney rhyming slang. Yankee became yank, which became tank, which became septic tank, which became seppo What a pack of Berks.
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Dec 26, 2023 05:57
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:"Squirrel gram! Squirrel gram for Mongo!" "This wasn't covered in the training video."
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Dec 27, 2023 10:46
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Tunicate posted:Not your genetic predisposition, your very real heart condition that you have to hide by using recordings of someone else's heartbeats on all your medical tests Oh yeah, that guy totally killed everyone on his spaceflight. My sympathy for someone in a eugenic hellscape fades into nothingness when they want to be the navigator on an interplanetary vessel where dozens of lives depend on them and they have a fatal heart condition.
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Dec 28, 2023 09:51
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One of the dumbest endings of a movie ever. Stopping an alien invasion through the power of youtube videos.
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Dec 28, 2023 15:14
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credburn posted:haha what? What movie is this? As FreshFeesh said, it's The Arrival with Charlie Sheen before he went off the drug cliff and was still a charismatic actor who could headline a movie. Everything up until the last few minutes is a perfectly fine if forgettable "aliens are secretly invading Earth and only one man knows the truth" movie. But, yeah, you really get the feeling they wrote themselves into a corner.
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Dec 29, 2023 04:46
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On the edge of my seat waiting for him to fall arse over tit.
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Jan 1, 2024 15:14
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Sound required https://i.imgur.com/XAXmUXV.mp4
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Jan 2, 2024 03:14
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If the camera is pointed at you, ignore the idiot trying to "prank" you or whatever and go for the idiot with the camera.
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Jan 6, 2024 15:41
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Soul Dentist posted:That's some big talkin', fellas I was thinking more about 'prankers' like the guy who attacks people while his bodyguard is right next to him. gently caress that guy. But, also, yes that was a dumb comment I made. I own up to it.
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Jan 7, 2024 03:07
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Torrannor posted:Instant karma Speaking of - first of the new year from Aussie Dash Cams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBEGIRK8ZF0 2:20 - "That's what you get for not loving merging on the freeway at 100(kph)" If only every piece of poo poo who did a merge at 60 got pulled up by the cops. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 13:19 on Jan 7, 2024 |
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Jan 7, 2024 13:14
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I'm confused. Were they on their phone or something? Did the boom gates come down and they just panicked and froze? Were they just incredibly loving stupid?
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Jan 9, 2024 05:19
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Coffee Sludge posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ_4oiLkoIQ Thanks. Good to hear the operator got fired. Stupidity all around. Also: Florida.
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Jan 10, 2024 11:55
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What's the weight rating on that ladder? 20kg? Looked way too frail for any adult to be using, let alone a large one.
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Jan 11, 2024 09:31
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Internet schad from the "Youtube creators drama" thread in Rapidly Going Deaf Wait - was this through the actual creators of the show or just some random animator? I read the article but it wasn't clear.
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Jan 13, 2024 15:14
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I can't even listen to those wresters panting without feeling just bad in the chest. Like, a visceral reaction, but with my lungs.
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Jan 16, 2024 11:58
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I checked Youtube for the ASMR videos with the highest view counts just to see what's actually popular and there's absolutely no way it's not a fetish thing, just going by the thumbnails alone. There's a whole lotta people gagging on vaguely phallic items and foreign objects being pried out of body parts I just posted about this in the First World Problems thread. I watched a random youtube video about an old man in a traditional Japanese barber shop because it seemed cool and, being bald, I actual do kinda miss getting haircuts. I failed to see that it was ASMR, because the title was also in Japanese and I didn't pay it much mind. I've now blocked maybe 100 different channels and wiped my entire youtube history to try and stop the creepy bullshit youtube's been recommending to me ever since. I can sympathise with people who are so starved for human interaction that a video where a woman makes intense eye contact with the camera while pretending to comb your hair and whisper spitting into a microphone seems attractive. I can pity them even. Just, please, keep your creepy bullshit out of my recommendations.
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Jan 17, 2024 10:57
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Star Trek Strange New Worlds had a good take on that. Two people got sent back in time and ended up in the middle of a city. The first says, "Ah we appear to be in 21st century New York" The other says, "No, it's just Vancouver."
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Jan 19, 2024 04:41
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Jan 20, 2024 01:51
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I like how that one guy behind her had so much sympathy for her, right until she got hit by the second ball, then he started laughing.
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Jan 25, 2024 13:56
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derp posted:i much prefer seeing videos cut off abruptly than ten minutes of 'wait for it' Or, the goon favourite of "watch this video" and they link a 50 minute video with no timestamp. Then get lovely with everyone when they complain.
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Jan 26, 2024 02:58
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The Killing Jelq posted:I like to think that it’s the exact heist described in this tweet So I'm guessing, they make money by lovely ads?
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Jan 30, 2024 04:19
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What was he trying to achieve there, exactly?
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Feb 1, 2024 14:41
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SecretOfSteel posted:I had a string of work emails recently from someone trying to solicit some work, something tangential to what I do and may be useful in the future, but the emails were twice as long as they needed to be and littered with lord of the rings references and I hated it. They kept emailing back but I hate that poo poo! I'm a professional with decades of experience and kids so I'm tired and I'm busy and I don't need your childish poo poo. gently caress me, I feel this post. If you have something to send to me, go over it at least twice and cut out everything which doesn't need to be there. Then cut more. Then put it in bullet points and cut it in half, again. Then ask yourself, "Do I really need to send this at all?" Then delete it. Voila, perfect message length.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:You want to google neon yellow vinyl wrap, having it professionally done costs $2-3k If you're going for a wrap, get one of these patterns where it looks like it's moving all the time: 
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