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Biplane posted:I was waiting for the rest of the band to jump in here, god drat I got u fam https://twitter.com/thejazzestate/status/1721167367873364221?s=20
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das hipster posted:Always had been I'm not an expert, but I'd imagine that doing this anywhere you can quickly get inside if there's a problem is actually not the smartest location for your giant drum of liquid flame
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Flint_Paper posted:I'm
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Hyperlynx posted:That doesn't really explain much of why that exists, only that it exists. There's a nice pub in Parson's Green that can do pints like this, and god help me they are quite pleasant. Especially if the bartender is enthusiastic about it and gives you the milk pours for free
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The died rod challenge
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Elon Musk had a hissy fit over ChatGPT and announced he was making his own super special "non-woke" chat thing called (sigh) Grok. Oh this is SPLENDID
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FreudianSlippers posted:A truly efficient digestive system would never stop making GBS threads. This, in Latin, will be the motto of whatever business I eventually start
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Mister Speaker posted:Related personal schad: In my last year of high school I crashed my motorcycle right in front of the school, pretty much right after class was let out so hundreds of students saw it. Friends had been egging me on to "do a wheelie," I was like "man I can't wheelie it it's a 1988 Ninja 250" and they were like "wel do something cool," so the last thing I said was "OK, watch this." I was trying to do 'skitching' I guess, where I hang my left foot off the right side of the bike and drag it on the road, and I forgot that you're basically supposed to keep your weight centered on the gas tank. The suspension bucked and I went sideways right up on the curb, moving fast enough to make it onto the school lawn with road rash on my knee and my bare rear end exposed through my ripped-open jeans. A few people screamed, most of my buddies just laughed at me and I had to sit there and wait for my stepdad to pick me up and take me to the hospital to get the gravel scrubbed out of my knee with a device that looked like a plastic dog-grooming comb. Project Schad-rear end I hope yr butt has healed with minimal off-putting scarring
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Can't hawk there, mate
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Roundup Ready posted:Just reminded me of a live show I worked on with one of the biggest CEOs in the world. Broadcast live to hundred of thousands of people. Was in a big, pretty atrium that happened to also have a kitchenette kinda area just out of frame. I literally put black and yellow caution tape over the microwave door, and while he was live, some jackass peeled the tape off and heated up his lunch. Pretty sure we had taped the whole area off as well. Actual footage of Roundup Ready: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iyTZamct-M
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Jan 10, 2024 17:32
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It's simple: you're born on the tallbike and you die on the tallbike* *only one of these is guaranteed
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A page late, but true schadenfreude for me was going to the loo in San Diego for the first time, and feeling the cold, wet embrace of Uncle Sam around my pendulous British testicles. Land of the brave indeed.
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It's days like today that make me realise I've lived a very sheltered life
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Whenever I see anyone biking without full leathers I always about Hunter Thompson's Sausage Creature: http://www.latexnet.org/~csmith/sausage.html
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IShallRiseAgain posted:If he had gotten the part, he would've realized that being a robot makes you really good at murdering people, and we'd constantly be on the lookout for the cyborg OJ Simpson wondering what place he will massacre next. If iDid It
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Blues Brothers did it better imho
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I actually said "what are you doing?" out loud. Jesus wept that could have ended so many lifechangingly worse ways. Christ.
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Nenonen posted:Not that I would behave very differently if I was in that situation, to be honest. There is no time to think when you fall out of the seat, it's all reaction. Oh god for sure. Its easy for me to sit on the sofa and go "bloody hell" but there's every chance that, in that same position, reflexes would have kicked in and my brain would have gone "this situation is no different to a falling cardboard box, and I should react accordingly"
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RIP Freckles, thought of fentanyl and died.
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deoju posted:Doing that with red wind seems like a good way to ruin your clothes, furniture, etc. Yeah, and doing it with sherry sounds like a good way to gently caress up your sack
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Mister Speaker posted:Steve-O just shared this lunatic on his Instagram. There's usually a lot of "what did you think was going to happen?" ITT, but that is one of the what did you think was going to happenest things of all
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If I wanted to see heart-stopping tackle I'd drop my trousers and look in the mirror 
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CzarChasm posted:I've seen this comic a hundred times and is the first time I realized he's criticizing his nephew for having his underwear stick out over the top of his pants, but then seeing the same thing on a woman turns him on. Holy poo poo
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everydayfalls posted:https://i.imgur.com/mKLdGPY.mp4 [Gonzo voice] Some people get all the luck
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staberind posted:That's a lot of cum. This is actually how the clown-car trick is done. In nine months' time they'll wheel that into the big top and one of nature's miracles will take place
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Mar 18, 2024 23:08
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Trabant posted:I've yet to catch up on 87k posts in the OSHA thread so I'm posting this lunatic here as pre-schad: He looks like Dennis Reynolds, and this is exactly the sort of thing I could see him doing.
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Sacrificing a roller to Neptune like that is how you guarantee smooth sailing
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Butterfly Valley posted:
We call that "The Berlin Sarcophagus"
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Nah, scientists ate like resources in an RTS. You assign them to science, then when that science is built you assign them to another one. It's just a matter of resource allocation that gave us poptarts instead of a pill that makes your dick sing like The Big Boppa.
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On a public urination note, anything to stop this: (From the AUG thread.  )
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Butterfly Valley posted:There's a trend here (and I'm sure many places) of sticking disposable cameras on every wedding table for people to capture candid fun photos of the event instead of/on top of the normal posed poo poo. I know one friend was less than pleased when they went to develop the cameras and found that someone had snuck a photo of their balls into almost every camera there Anyone else remember that goon whose gimmick was hiding their balls in every picture they posted to the forums? God help me I respect that.
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Leperflesh posted:I went ahead and found it The final picture on the Walmart link promises "Multpie uses". Not gonna lie that's really thrown me.
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muscles like this! posted:Reminds me of the backwards episode of Red Dwarf. There's a scene of a backwards character yelling at the crew and if you reverse it to normal he says "I'm not yelling at you, I'm yelling at the poor bastard who wasted time reversing this to hear what I'm saying" Arthur Smith! My sketch group was interviewed by him once, and before the recording started he greeted us with "Right. Who the gently caress are you?" <3
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Christ alive. The video ending before he stands up and gets out of the way again fills me with dread. Machines, man. Simply do not gently caress with them.
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