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BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Mmmm, that fresh new thread smell.

Sound required, especially if you're a fan of Ginuwine.

https://i.imgur.com/3kkVCiE.mp4

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BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

JPrime posted:

why is this bad? i don't grok what's going on here

Looks like they wanted to fry up some dough in a particular shape. Like, you can make churros using a piping bag normally used for frosting but if the bag bursts you churron't.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Sound if you want, I'm not your dad.

https://i.imgur.com/vS1k2uR.mp4

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Because the video is a viral ad.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

GotLag posted:

How are people so careless with expensive, fragile devices?

The deep fryer ain't that fragile.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

greazeball posted:

also seems like schad's on me now that YouTube is policing adblockers

There's a GBS thread about it, and a much slower one in SH/SC. Reddit too, if that's your bag.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
I cut the 38 second video down to the important part.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"I could have sworn I left all those pic-a-nic baskets right here, who on earth could have ~AGH"

https://i.imgur.com/9JMCuop.mp4

If that guy had managed to throw a wild punch at the bear and, by some miracle, knocked it out he'd have a video that would get him free drinks for life.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

The Full Scorpion! Those are rare!

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
That is loving mind boggling. For reference, I've worked the night shift for over 15 years now and I used to drink two cans of Monster on the average day. I'm a big dude and I'd sometimes get the tinglies because two 16 oz. cans of Monster is 320mg of caffeine. The thought of downing 1000mg+ over a single day is just... WOW.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
A 8 oz. cup of coffee is like 90mg of caffeine, for reference. So go drink 10 cups of coffee and let us know if you live.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Yeah, it's better to experience loss with a pet before you experience it with a human family member. My grandmother once told me 'Your parents will teach you about life and I'll teach you about death.' while she was dying of heart disease and I was glad to have lost a couple dogs by then.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
That's the most brightly lit concert I've ever seen.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

credburn posted:

What if you're a vegan?

For my friend's birthday a year ago he wanted to emulate that YouTube show where they eat hot things and talk to celebrities. We had five different hot sauces, the first which was -- okay, long story short, we had one called Atom Bomb or something like that, and it caused me to fuckin have audio hallucinations. The hottest thing I normally ever consume is ketchup.

Almond milk?

Atom Bomb is like 130k on the Scoville scale and a Jalapeno pepper is around 3k so you really jumped into the deep end.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Tiggum posted:

What was he even trying to do?

He was trying to mount the tire on the rim with an explosion, which is a thing you can do but I've only ever seen it done with aerosols. I'm not sure what he poured into that thing but it was too much, clearly.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

cult_hero posted:

It was the use of det cord, which is generally used to set off much larger explosions. If you're trying to seat a tire, you use something that is merely combustible, like gasoline or benzene just to "poof" the tire to get it to seat so you can inflate it.

This was just like tossing a quarter stick of dynamite in and hoping it follows the same principles.

Like I said, clearly too much!

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Hippocrass posted:

I'm not even a gun person and even I know that was a really lovely stance.
I'm starting to doubt the qualifications of her instructor.

Nah, give the obviously anxious person the biggest revolver you can find, it'll be fine.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
I finally watched Prey and the dog is basically the goodest dog ever as established in the first 3 minutes. I had to immediately check if the dog survives the movie. Of course it does but many animals didn't.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

That's the one!

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I had a truck driver who worked for me who moved over from Africa and had only driven in the southern US before coming to work for us in New England who just assumed you could drive through snowbanks and they would scatter like dust. Turns out this is not how snowbanks work.

how much air did he get?

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Taeke posted:

In principle, sure, but when you're a teacher you better make drat sure the kids don't find out because you won't be able to teach effectively anymore. So it'd be not so much fired for doing sex work but more fired for letting your side gig destroy your ability to do your job effectively. Whether that's because it's sex work or something else doesn't even matter at that point.

I don't mean to be callous but, given the state of American educators and their pay, she has to be making more money from OF, right?

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
https://i.imgur.com/q6X3puQ.mp4

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Here I was worried that goons would think ill of me for posting a video of a woman drinking a milkshake out a man's mouth with a straw but it barely even registered.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
That Oompa-Loompa has a pretty kicking rad meth lab, can't sweat it.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Is that a Domino's employee? I wonder what pizza sauce in your eyes feels like.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
A well-timed "Mmmm... Bet-ty." gets one of my friends giggling no matter what, even after all these years.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
https://i.imgur.com/qIQG5Xf.mp4

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Waited for a boom and got a sploosh.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
https://i.imgur.com/LG4sYrF.mp4

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Tree Bucket posted:

How do you get a tattoo on the front of your neck anyway. Wouldn't that damage some pretty important stuff?

How deeply do you think tattoo needles go?

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Hoo boy, here we go.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Darth Brooks posted:

Some disassembly required.

Yeah but not much.

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BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

That's clearly a pirate Benchy going on a rampage.

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