ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ryqhihXqt51vxwhag.mp4

Karate Bastard posted:

I can't wait for youtube to die

Air Skwirl posted:

Does Chicago have "El Spotters?"

Admiral Joeslop posted:

When I was 12 or so, the cat ate a very long string that she eventually partially pooped out. We called my mom when we noticed (it was summer vacation) and she told us to gently pull it out. It was the most godawful smell. Cat was fine if a little mad, don't pull strings out like that.

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Congrats on turning 16! Do anything fun for your birthday, bud?

Kuros posted:

Aye, they should have named you Tight End.

freeedr posted:

I dare anyone to try to loving stop me from eating tinsel

hawowanlawow posted:

I wouldn't want anyone to film the way I eat wings

CainFortea posted:

My memory is hazy but doesn't part of the floor give way so that he rolled that direction?

Soul Dentist posted:

I punched the URL codes into Ask Jeeves and my Netscape crashed. Any help appreciated

Non Compos Mentis posted:

will assless chaps suffice?

dumb. posted:

Toasters are self-cleaning, the crumbs will burn off naturally if you just leave them.

https://i.imgur.com/8DJzUGj.mp4

caspergers posted:

I can't embed

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/n1eZPlU.mp4

interesting victory dance

Nenonen posted:

Why do you goons have to stupid this thread?

Mister Speaker posted:

Seems to me that if I owned something worth several thousand dollars that I continue to pay for on a weekly and annual basis, an object that I also require to get me to work every day, that I'd remember exactly where I left it at all times.

credburn posted:

cant bark there

Butterfly Valley posted:

Didn't they just reduce the thickness of the bridge by building it with stronger, thinner materials

staberind posted:

tru fax : where my family is from in the northwest of france, people often have hip problems earlier than usual, due to historical incest, in the uk, otoh, people just look like that.

staberind posted:

in yer moind, right, drae a circle around "brest" ok?
50 km around brest. they did that, mingt as well gently caress ye cousin
why are you arging with me!! > points at some math

Mauser posted:

La Rochelle, to the south of Nantes, was a Huguenots stronghold until Richelieu put an end to the Huguenots in France. I would say he is probably not the worst villain the Catholic church has produced, but he's gotta be up there.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I think my current goal is to verify whether a certain man really is my ancestor. There is some dispute about whether he was or not. I'm hoping there's enough DNA info out there to verify whether he is or not. I'd love advice on the best way to go about this.

Andre Bernard was born in or around 1620 in Beauvoir-Sur-Mer, in western France. He became a stonemason, and around 1641 migrated to New France (or Acadia), and came into the service of one of Acadia's governors, Charles La Tour. There were two governors, La Tour and Charles d'Aulnay, because the lieutenant governor had died and the bureaucrats in France divvied up the land between these two. However, their incompetence in doing so caused these two to quarrel over certain places.

La Tour had built a fort on the shore around where Saint John, New Brunswick is now. It was a strategic trading location and d'Aulnay was not happy about this. While La Tour was better liked by people, d'Aulnay had better connections (he was apparently related to Cardinal Richelieu). d'Aulnay attacked the fort while La Tour was away, which became the Acadian Civil War. La Tour's wife led the defense of the fort, and it held until the 3rd day. d'Aulnay promised to let the men go if he could take the fort, but once Madam La Tour agreed he changed his mind and had almost all the men executed, and made her watch with a noose around her neck.

One man from La Tour's fort was the hangman, it's not certain whether he volunteered for the role or was forced into it. That man was Andre Bernard, my supposed 8-greats grandfather. After the hangings, he was sent back to France and told the courts what happened, who then sent him back with an envoy to figure out what the gently caress to do about this shitshow.

LookieLoo posted:

Non Compos Mentis posted:

How do they get the coffee to gently caress?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah it's pretty surprising how high a car will jump if the tyres hit a vertical surface, I've seen dash cam videos where a car will lightly sideswipe another car and fly up into the air with so much force it'll roll over onto its roof