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Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

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Sydin posted:

What the hell is up with Stanton? He's going through what feels like a late-30's slugger decline even though he's only 33.


My expert opinion as a someone who is old, never played organized sports past 9th grade, and has never had any sort of medical training whatsoever is that his swing is killing him. It seems 95% of his power comes from torquing his lower back violently, which I imagine is tolerable to one's body when they are in their 20s, but holy crap, I cannot fathom doing that more than once a year and being able to walk or sit or do anything besides lay very still for a week or so after.

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Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

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Dameius posted:

I knew those Garcia dingers were sus, it was Jesus all along.

I just want to see someone blame God for a loss.


"So what happened out there?"
"Well, we prayed in the clubhouse like we always do, but I just didn't have my out pitch today. I think Jesus really let the team and the fans down."

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

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triple sulk posted:

ohtani is not worth 700 million dollars sorry

baseball players are comically overpaid to begin with but that's a truly sickening amount of money

If the owners make a dime, the players are not overpaid.

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

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Poque posted:

Jorbit Vivas

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

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Turns out Yamamoto was impressed with their presentation, but it was the font and backgrounds of the slide deck.

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

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tadashi posted:

Leave it to the Cubs to sign a flyball pitcher to pair with their gold glove infield defense.

Settle down mcmagic.

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

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brb, gonna run out to the store in an intimidating manner.

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

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What teams see in IKF is: "[any position besides starting pitcher] needs a night off, put in IKF" I think.

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

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Gerblederp posted:

Jesus Christ baseball can’t come quickly enough

:emptyquote:

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

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Soul Glo posted:

name sounds like he from the shire


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Shire! Boegarts!

Just when I think the thread couldn't get any better.

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Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

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Carlosologist posted:

Manfred finally getting more balls in play

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