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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1719721047216329058?t=jwTz3TWRnHh2id9yoV5PkA&s=19

LEAVE BRITNEY JUNIOR ALOOOOOOONE! :qq:

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

maffew buildings posted:

Junior is doing fine and doesn't seem to want to be left alone - he's got his podcast, he's driving late models, I don't know why OH not Junior Junior, the dipshit one

That's JunYER.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Does Tuberville himself personally want the changes, or is he the puppet for MAGA in the Senate and Your Favorite President?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1719888404177879116?t=jFkUra1zKo1yjVK9uXWCDw&s=19

Need that sweating guy with "Stand with MAGA" and "DO AS MY PRESIDENT SAYS" buttons in front of him.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CommieGIR posted:

Well, you don't salute enlisted geese anyways. That's obviously the Wing's Command Chief Master Sergeant. He's furious cause he saw hands in pockets.

Can geese NJP people?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

GD_American posted:

I love Letterkenny but it's run out of gas.

I loved it for a while, but when they got to endlessly spending seven or eight minutes cumulatively per episode on the puns S7-ish, I could tell it was really starting to sputter.

I don't need endless reminders of how rapid fire they can make a word rhyme much longer than it should.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Waiting to see a SpaceX launch tonight, and the recovery ship is called A Shortfall of Gravitas:

quote:

And despite the ships differing and somewhat whimsical names – they all have another underlying connection as well.  They are all named after sentient starships in Iain M. Bank’s Culture series of sci-fi novels. The ship A Shortfall of Gravitas is named after is actually called Experiencing a Significant Gravitas Shortfall, and comes from the book Look to Windward.  Of Course I Still Love You and Just Read the Instructions on the other hand come from a book called The Player of Games. 

I didn't know it was possible, but Elon is even more punchable. What a fuckin' nerd.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

speaking of nerds, check out what happened with another nerd's fascination with MMA

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1720599339725140293

ASAPI posted:

Does this mean Elon will finally agree to the fight?!?!?

(Wife gets credit/blame for the joke)

He'll schedule the fight for Sunday night.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1721566097865085228?t=kNM8yrylzvxvwPls15h8yw&s=19

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1721572062135726111?t=SvTSmQ-gb9AguINlMWZMFQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1721577332526174586?t=kI6Jyl3fGVRVyGgdaOQK4Q&s=19

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Nov 6, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1721613453801005311

Donnie Sadbrains now bending the space/time continuum.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1721999636309709226

"I'm worth more than I let the government know. By committing this fraud, I did not commit FRAUD! BOOM, Racist AG Letitia James, OWNED!"

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Right to choose gets a win and indicates a bellwether which could roll to next year to continue to gently caress the GOP? Get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked, Christofascists.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Flikken posted:

I don't know that they can since it's a constitutional amendment not just a ballot intiative.

I thought I saw something earlier that the GOP may try to put it back on the ballot next year but would only have like 6 months to make it happen.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

OddObserver posted:

I doubt that's a winning strategy for them.

....MS governor race doesn't seem to be going well, sadly.

Yes, but the GOP.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Do they offer military discounts?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Godholio posted:

This reminded me of when Fort Bragg tweeted something about being a fan of pubic hair on some onlyfans woman's twitter, and she handled the shitshow that followed by offering a military discount and her page blew the gently caress up. :lol:

The timing of this post is interesting as I came across today the story of a middle school English teacher in Missouri who got fired for being OnlyFans only to pull in 24 years' worth of salary in 1.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/SteakFrankhouse/status/1722994944678224097

Owned, nerd.

e-
https://twitter.com/tadpr0le/status/1723005127781429384
https://twitter.com/succulent_limp/status/1722998982270472624
https://twitter.com/scrumble_eggs/status/1723016285091664062

:lol:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Nov 11, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/OliviaRubinABC/status/1724181685170733291?t=sx5WDNGwJruflHaIU907DQ&s=19

TL;DR, both of them knew it was bullshit, most of the people in the White House knew it was bullshit, yet Donnie Sadbrains had visions on making a final stand by flat refusing to leave.

Also, Powell had no idea what the gently caress she was doing but stuck around because she was one of the few people willing to defend him.

fknlo posted:

https://twitter.com/VivekGRamaswamy/status/1723743653816836377?s=20

Yeah my guy, absolutely nothing would break. How the gently caress do people take someone like this seriously?

This dude strikes me as somebody who had strict parents and got to college and started spewing whatever bullshit fantasies he'd drawn up I'm his head to anyone who would listen as a cry for attention.

E-
https://twitter.com/AntiToxicPeople/status/1724231379410399265?t=4jydHQ6W_1_BQXB4bdXu0w&s=19

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Nov 14, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/OliviaRubinABC/status/1724500268920734015?t=xUhfLnZeTzJbqjciydu8yg&s=19

Oops.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


MTG is going to come down and say, "We're fast tracking fascism in America! That's good, right?"

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/kirk_bado/status/1725172454522302766

I'd lay down money he slid into the DMs of the OnlyFans creator he subscribed to.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


I have to admit, she's a lot more female than what I was expecting.


Get well soon, Snoop D-O-Double G.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Nov 17, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/TristanSnell/status/1725275587319599448?t=tMhdnGznUJsI2ZLhkkDKNA&s=19

:unsmigghh:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1726989224073896365

Just the biggest fuckin' punchable nerd to ever have nerded.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The statement from the doctor about how, if elected, he would be the healthiest president in history is also very :jerkbag:.

The attempts at propaganda never end.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1727153939810816223?t=jw4zNDZBFHiBAhjDNdWJVg&s=19

E-
https://twitter.com/BuceesUSA/status/1727353021363863878?t=EZqk2lcA2yXuEvd97SXj_Q&s=19

Even as parody, Buc-ee's Tweeting conspiracies is a thing I never thought I'd see.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Nov 23, 2023

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Eric Adams is having a really lovely month, between being under investigation for possible fundraising violations and now being accused of sexual assault. Maybe a Cuomo bid for Mayor is less unlikely but goddamn New York is a loving cesspool.

Fixed.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1727673315689463890?t=INeSJrIYOahoOGQrX9qzpg&s=19

Happy Thanksgiving!

Isn't there still a gag order on the NYC case? Because Grandpa went at the Clerk again.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

bulletsponge13 posted:

ABC has a new report covering Pence on Jan 6.

His son, a Marine, had to tell him to do his loving Job.

https://twitter.com/TomJChicago/status/1729481038865301963?t=VFX8ADEbqi17PEkRwbWi5g&s=19

"I'm so bitchmade to the Dear Leader that I'm gonna throw the rest of the country out the window. Golly gee, I sure hope there's not an angry mob that calls for me to die that day as they try to overthrow the government on my friend's direction."

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CNN is now finally talking about Topics Other Than Israeli Hostages and dropped this:

https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1729622567185448974

quote:

“Mar-a-Lago? What the hell, Kevin?” Cheney asked.

“They’re really worried,” McCarthy said. “Trump’s not eating, so they asked me to come see him.”

“What? You went to Mar-a-Lago because Trump’s not eating?” Cheney responded.

“Yeah, he’s really depressed,” McCarthy said.

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1729616402875658621

So THAT'S how he got down to 215. Fucker was starving himself. :jerkbag:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Bored As gently caress posted:

Mass shooting from a white supremacist Nazi shooter, injured four people, luckily according to the video description they all lived. Shooter died from a self inflicted gunshot before cops arrived because he's a punk piece of poo poo who only likes unarmed victims.

News article in video description. Not graphic at all.

https://youtu.be/u4X6a2B39NA?si=nqY01pgmtiSRSrDl

This is across the interstate from WPAFB, for context.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1729980882734268612?t=PbCVy6r7tq-JUFKJ1zWMrg&s=19

Seems illegal.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

not caring here posted:

You know what, dog him all you want about telling all the advertisers to gently caress themselves, but that was literally the first time that I've heard him actually say something that wasn't a steaming pile of meaningless garbage wrapped up in 7 layers of marketing gibberish. He's finally evolving.

On the other hand, him saying advertisers were going to kill X, instead of him telling advertisers to gently caress off, was like that time my brother refused a transfer to another hospital for needed medical care because he wanted to send a(n unnecessary) message to my mom.

In this case, instead of "self-own winding up in the hospital again three days later anyway", it's "self-own, big melty-faced dumb tanking the rest of his $44B".

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1730216602283454605?t=b_JDFw8vC4mfSOmy8R1ntQ&s=19

If he ever had it to begin with, he's completely lost the plot at this point.

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