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Which 2023 game do you think will win Something Awful’s Game of the Year award?
This poll is closed.
Dead Space 5 5.10%
Metroid Prime 15 15.31%
Resident Evil 4 17 17.35%
Super Mario RPG 37 37.76%
System Shock 24 24.49%
Total: 98 votes
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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

goatface posted:

My GotY is that fruit combining game I can't remember the name of.

Suika

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Mordiceius posted:

I would loving love for there to be a game that is basically a western version of the LAD/Yakuza games. A smaller scope map that the devs make use of every corner.

There is no western game with a location that could be considered equivalent of Kamurocho.

I was actually thinking about this a bit recently - why isn't there any game to do the Yakuza style "one neighborhood of a city" as the location. I feel like open world games like GTA, Watch Dogs, and the like always go for bigger maps and "condensed" versions of entire cities.

Bully

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

haveblue posted:

Why is it called Asgard’s Wrath when everything in there looks Egyptian

Asgard is mad for being left out

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

literally every mage you meet in DA2 can turn abomination, and the first enchanter was aiding & abetting a serial killer necromancer

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

how mad :ohdear:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Ms Adequate posted:

Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

my seminal works, Dragon Age Orgies and Dragon Age Orgies: Awankening, prove that you are wrong

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

whoever came up with "non-con" as a cutesy descriptor of rape fantasies had to be a special kind of wretched

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jay Rust posted:

I couldn't think of a funny subtitle for the thread, please help!

Xmas Series X

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I said come in! posted:

Birds are so cool, I don't know if they actually really exist, but they are cool.

the myth of birds was invented by the Devil, to test our faith in slugs

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

oh i forgot to post my bird because imgbb was down



Someone mentioned "the lesser spotted blue tit" on an episode of Taskmaster and I thought "that's a real bird? i should have seen it in wingspan" but i needed the British Birds expansion I guess

well of course the tits are DLC

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

gently caress rectangles

in this house we stan irregular shapes only

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcrmQhP4NMs

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Disposable Scud posted:

C&C 3 > Tiberiun Sun. Subscribe to my newsletter.

Mammoths are tanks again, q.e.d.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I said come in! posted:

I wanna live on the moon.

our first moon colonies will inevitably be spearheaded by billionaire manchildren

the terms of the tenancy contract will include fifty years' indentured servitude and allowing the billionaires to bed your spouse & daughters at any time

after three weeks the colonies will collapse and all residents will perish due to no plans being made for food, water, oxygen, or meteorites

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

cities, more like shitties

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

minus one what

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

homeless snail posted:

theyre going to gently caress.

that's not minus, that's multiplying

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

I honestly don't understand any of these words

the DLCs used to have levels or zones but they got removed

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Rinkles posted:

Pokémon Violet's picnic sandwiches inspired me to put a bit of extra effort into my breakfast today. It was the best sandwich I've had in a while.



oh poo poo PIkachu this isn't Rare Candy :lsd:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

well ackchyually the vampyres of Blablabla clan are immune to sunlight and so strong and cool that they can never be killed

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

what song might Crazy Taxi have that would be as good as Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

how can they be marines if they're in space

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Altered Beast when

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Streets of Rage VR

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

The Lame Awards :twisted:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

they meant Ghouls & Ghosts

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

the idea seemed funny but the snippets of actual content I've seen have all sucked

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

what if this character said some swears

and then died

no one has done anything like this before

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

are these actual quotes

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005



the least surprising appearance possible

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Infinitum posted:

Great Value The Crow

Hard R The Crow

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

this is the one where Peter truly becomes the Golden Idol

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

they must have heard about it from the R34 subreddit

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Shard posted:

Hell I haven't even finished Spider-Man 2. I kinda petered out.

with miles to go

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Zelda needs guns

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Zelda should be first-person

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

homeless snail posted:

link should be able to talk and say the gently caress word

Hard R Zelda

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