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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Happy new year, i wish every year when January rolls around i still worked at a movie theater in some capacity to just eat dogshit cinema whole

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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redshirt posted:

Sadly, Jeeves was killed in an alley in 2002. Most signs point to Google, but no one has made the link.

Don't sleep on Altavista

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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ready player one already exists, it's fortnite

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I saw it in 3D in an empty theater. I have seen the promised land.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Endless Trash posted:

Karl was calling Rosa Parks a lazy criminal and Anne Frank a selfish squatter back in the day. Any cancelling of him will be retroactive.

:lmao: yeah for real

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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billymumphrey posted:

Or someone who used to jerk off punks under the Queensboro bridge...

Decent price for the service though, good head for business

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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PostNouveau posted:

Barbie people bitching about Oscars is the dumbest poo poo. No performance in that movie was particularly challenging or interesting; it's a joke any of the actors got noms at all.

That's why it's great. gently caress the Oscars, let everyone roast them and bury them for whatever reason they want until they're dead.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Guy Ritchie sucks

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Cubone posted:

I actually feel kinda bad for anybody who remembers tpm fondly and goes to watch the rerelease because it is genuinely just a really stupid boring piece of poo poo

I think out of all the prequels I can enjoy TPM the most, albeit that's a bar inches above the ground. That said, lmao at the idea of me wasting 20+ bucks to go see it in a theater. It is a "oh they're playing TPM on tbs, I guess I'll sit in for a bit" movie, not an actually set aside time and stuff to watch kinda movie.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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He punched an Otter and hosed its wife

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Castor Poe posted:

Girls and gays, Madame Web needs you.


https://twitter.com/celestialdevils/status/1757999789827137958?t=8_tRKRAnCrWAD2KJDZ3nqg&s=19

Imagine wanting a sequel for Madame Web lol.

Fuckoff, I want the garbage and nothing else. No cape poo poo for you.



Also I wandered down a memory hole and remembered the first two Jeepers Creepers movies yesterday. They were okay. Nifty creature though.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Finally got around to seeing The Beekeeper. That was some dumb fun. I had a good time, lmao.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Gripweed posted:

I’m watching The Marvels. I kinda just assumed that the movie would re-introduce Kamala Khan to audiences that hadn’t seen the Disney+ show.

But no, they fully expect everyone to have already watched the streaming Ms. Marvel series before they watched this new 200 million dollar blockbuster.

That might be the single greatest act of hubris in cinematic history.

Not really, even people who didn't watch the series felt she was the best part of the movie.

Which tells me everything I need to know about the film, honestly

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Part time

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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PostNouveau posted:

Kingo Rides Again

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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MarcusSA posted:

He’s trying to be the main character in the thread and it’s kinda annoying.

Was he ever close to being successful???

The bitching, as always, was way worse than the subject of the bitching. The herculean effort involved in scrolling past a poster or using the forbidden art of the ignore function, instead choosing to slap fight a dude with 5 views.

Great work thread, digging up at every opportunity.

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