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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Happy New January, everyone.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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kalel posted:

kermode liked it. movies are dead

He liked it for the absence of implied anal sex.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I bet he looked a lot like a lion cub.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

NorgLyle posted:

I guess I shouldn't be surprised but the existence of Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim is news to me. The people in charge of producing movies have literally no idea why Peter Jackson's trilogy was so successful, apparently. At least this isn't the start of a trilogy (seemingly).

It's an anime.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

X JAKK posted:

new episode just dropped, i changed up the format a bit, lemme know what you think :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1FYKe1ZwfY

I think I'm not going to watch it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Castor Poe posted:

Girls and gays, Madame Web needs you.


https://twitter.com/celestialdevils/status/1757999789827137958?t=8_tRKRAnCrWAD2KJDZ3nqg&s=19

Imagine wanting a sequel for Madame Web lol.

For once I'm happy to be a straight man.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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PostNouveau posted:

There were a couple live-action sequels as well, which I assume were just played straight, humans vs. bugs we don't need to talk about the politics on Earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB6Xq-jjzeE

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Next time they need to make a movie not to lose film rights, they should instead make something like the 1994 Fantastic 4 and never release it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A bee made is a bee kept.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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MarcusSA posted:

How TF? I liked the first one quite a bit but there is no way 200 million is needed for a second one.

Joker builds a giant blue laser that jokerifies people. It also makes Harley huge, and she destroys Gotham kaiju-style. And then we learn it was all a dream.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'm just glad Bobby Lee is still somehow getting work somehow.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I put a lot of effort on the toilet after eating 2 large quattro formaggios in one seating, too.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhkBAKV1yMg

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
They are remaking The Room with Bob Odenkirk, lmao.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_Returns!

quote:

Odenkirk said the film was not made as a joke nor mocking The Room, but was presenting the material of the original film seriously. The profits of the film will be donated to amfAR, an organization for HIV/AIDS research.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I thought the Room remake would be the most baffling movie news I see today, but boy was I wrong.

https://www.amazon.com/Eternally-Twilight-AIs-Guide-Saga/dp/B0B8TPBDFM

quote:

Experience the ultimate Twilight Saga documentary! Written, performed, and illustrated with AI, this bizarre exploration of the supernatural world of vampires and werewolves will leave you howling.

Fake edit: lol, it's on youtube for free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BriNm4Daves

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Gripweed posted:

They're doing a Kickstarter for a new Deathstalker movie

https://www.kickstarter.com/project...lker_2024-03-10

Death should get a restraining order.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I AM GRANDO posted:

Monique Gabrielle is only 62.

Huh. I could have sworn she was about to turn 69.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Emma Stone is great, Lanthimos is great, haven't seen the movie yet. That is all.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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JediTalentAgent posted:

Transformers is really a magical girl anime.

(If the girls were cars and planes and they magically transformed into robots)

Jem, too.

(If the tranformation was from nepo baby to Lady Gaga.)

You don't want to look up the magical girl Transformers manga.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

What? I watched it on Netflix like a year ago.

It was pretty good.

E: Okay, 5 months ago.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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piratepilates posted:

Cause it's Henry Sugar and Three More, they packaged it up with the other 3 short films (that I didn't know were already released until now) in to a single anthology film.

Anyway if you saw Henry Sugar but not the other three (like me!), here's your notification that they exist and you/I should watch them.

They were all out at the same time last year.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Weembles posted:

Netflix actually did a weird release schedule for those shorts. They released Henry Sugar on its own, then, a week later, released the next three films one at a time over three days.

I've just checked, and they're releasing it now as one video for some reason instead of just putting all four into one thing as four episodes. Absolute lunacy. Must be some contract shenanigans.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Shr8k (2026)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Dijkstracula posted:

orange catholic bible? but enough about trump's autobiography, folks, #resist

He's a Protestant.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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LanceHunter posted:

Trailer for the 2024 Crow just dropped...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djSKp_pwmOA

It's interesting, but I don't see any looks in this that are anywhere near as iconic as the original.

They've changed the goth aesthetic to the mumblecore soundcloud rapper aesthetic, and I will never forgive them for it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I know who that is, I'm not old. He's a rapper singer.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Killers of the Flower Moon is a great movie. Sorry if you're bad at watching movies.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Endless Trash posted:

It took me a second to realize that there’s no hierarchy of knowledge or any actual mystery to solve in KotFM. You are presented with who is evil (everyone but the native Americans and Kierstin Dunst’s husband) and who are the victims up front.

It’s like a 3 1/2 hour episode of Columbo. Well made though. Can’t fault the production.

Why did you expect it to be a whodunnit, lol?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I could have sworn there already was a Pong movie.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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counterfeitsaint posted:

I don't get it, is 83k views in 5 hours bad?

It's so over, you don't even know!

Also, Netflix made a black-and-white adaptation of Talented Mister Ripley as a miniseries. So I would say Spitballs has a great chance of getting network backing.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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PostNouveau posted:

I don't think Adult Swim is gonna pick this up guys

It can easily be on Adult Swim Smalls. Like this thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtN0dr-GZs4

Or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bza8pSqPgJc

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