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Lets make this the year XJAKK finally guest spots on a BOTW, i can afford the plane ticket
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I have insightful observations about animated childrens programming
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trilobite terror posted:they get a visit from the 2024 Macaulay Culkin that people expected to see twenty years ago that lives in a basement instead of the 2024 Macaulay Culkin that actually exists and is a well-adjusted father of two i live in a weed store that i painstakingly turned into a temple of voodoo thank you very much
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dreezy posted:maybe this year some good movies will happen. probably not tho SONIC THE MOTHERFUCKING HEDGEHOG THREE
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This summer sonic is gonna gently caress all your mothers and steal their rings
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Yall are gonna be blown away by the dark and twisted mental mindfuck that is Harold and the Purple Crayon
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first pirace had to have been ninja scroll or vampire hunter d, maybe the tenchi movies
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priznat posted:For my first, well, it turns out you CAN download a car!! well of course, the internet is a big truck
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Jose Oquendo posted:Who is your favorite character in Disney's©™ Cars©™, available to stream now on Disney+©™ for the low, low price of $7.99 a month? I loving LOVE THE LARRY THE CABLE GUY CAR IF YOU SPEAK WHILE THE LARRY THE CABLE GUY CAR IS ON THE SCREEN, I WILL CAST YOU OUT OF MY HOME THE LARRY THE CABLE GUY CAR IS HERE TO MAKE US HAPPY AND GIVE US A BETTER LIFE
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My 70's reefer sex dungeon is supported entirely by my Santa Clauses write ups
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Joe Dirt is still a banger The Happy Madison films have so much more heart in them than the SNL films, which with the exception of the Waynes Worlds which were allowed to just be wacky (and coneheads wasnt ALL bad), the rest of them are mean spirited meandering fluff
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Jan 4, 2024 19:06
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Gutcruncher posted:I won’t have you besmirch the blues brothers in my presence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN9EO0boGFk&t=29s
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Jan 4, 2024 19:16
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drat, Stan Against Evil season 3 really takes a nosedive, shittier than usual writing, all the budget went into dumb looking full body costumes and puppets, and they did that loving thing where everything is lit orange and teal.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:i heard that rich and mike broke up 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXcGpVE7O2g ONLY ON DISNEY+, BE SURE TO SET YOUR DISNEY+ STREAMING PERMISSIONS TO MA ON YOUR DISNEY+ ACCOUNT TO ENJOY WATCHING DISNEY PRESENTS MARVEL STUDIO'S ECHO ON DISNEY+ UNDER THE MARVEL TAB ON YOUR DISNEY+ APP! X JAKK fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Jan 5, 2024 |
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Jan 5, 2024 12:07
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FeculentWizardTits posted:Best wanking chairs in cinema history:  Anyway heres a story about a guy trying to sell his throne of dildos X JAKK fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Jan 5, 2024 |
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Jan 5, 2024 15:43
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Improbable Lobster posted:The costumes are more comic accurate but the tone and plot are standard 80s action film And im tired of this nanosuit crap on superheroes, either leave your loving helmet on, or take the proper 2 and a half minutes of unfastening it every time you want to expose your face to gunfire
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hard counter posted:i chain watched dark city, the adjustment bureau, the matrix and ghost in a shell 
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not trolled not crying posted:I tried watching that poo poo a few months back because one friend of mine is a huge Bernthal fan but I had to turn it off after a few minutes. LaBeouf is a Disney kid and Bernthal is your typical privileged theater kid from a well-off family and yet here they are talking about their harrowing lives while spouting the lamest fortune cookie platitudes ever about how tough poo poo life is, man. The only good(?) purpose these podcasts have is they give us plenty of case studies on how narcissists behave. Im sorry you let your dreams be dreams
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poisonpill posted:The cobra racer guy from speed racer died HIS NAME IS SNAKE OILER AND HES GONNA PINCH THESE TURDS... OFF!
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Speed Racer has such great line delivery. When they reject Royalton's offer and are leaving his office, Royalton belts out the most drippingly orgasmic YEEEEEHHHHSSS Also Snake Oiler being told the other drivers are better than him. "Like.. (thinks for a moment) HELL they are!"
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fuzzyduckbutt posted:I've been watching ToS for the first time and god Shatner was so beautiful, I wish I'd been around back then I could've fixed whatever's wrong with him 
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fuzzyduckbutt posted:I wasn't talking to you 
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Jan 6, 2024 22:06
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My best friend Rich Evans betrayed me and abandoned me in a condemned candy factory to die of diabetes. But just when I gave up all hope, a bag of enchanted doorknobs fell from a rotting ceiling. Delirious with the diabetes, I began consuming the doorknobs, gaining strength after each one. My hands pulsed with a bright purple aura and I soon realized I had a special gift, and set off on a journey to devour all the doorknobs in the city, so that my power becomes unmatched and I may finally have my revenge on those that wronged me, for I am no longer the Mike I used to be. Now... I am the KNOBGOBBLER!
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Vim Fuego posted:shehulk's cgi dumper But she poops from there! 
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Im sorry Desolation of Smaug permanently crippled the New Zealand film industry and you take your frustrations out by munching goofy pills and making internet strangers feel bad about themselves, ill try to be a better friend to you Kingo.
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Improbable Lobster posted:The only superpowers anyone is allowed to have in marvel is now laserhands Except for Captain Laserhands, who has no hands and can move things with his mind. Very slowly move things. To dramatic swelling music. And something about family.
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Ah yes, George Carlin, famous for his midwestern accent and defending the NRA from trans people.
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Rich people have all the money and you all are poor! *thunderous laughter*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPkKfIpztOc Have some good stuff
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The human experience can be yours with the Disney+ AI buddy! Become best friends with your favorite Marvel or Pixar character for just 14.99 a month!
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I know we are all salivating with excitement for Velma season 2 to come out, but in the meantime the Ted prequel series has arrived for us all to enjoy!
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:I inadvertently have a Disney+ trial, can't find ANYTHING good to watch 
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Galaxy Quest did a very sloppy job trimming out the swears for that PG Also noticed old movies on amazon and amc+ have these jarring ad break fadeouts peppered throughout which annoys me a bit
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Marvel's What If has inspired Disney to start making a Star Wars What If? series. What if Palpatine loving stayed dead this time?
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PostNouveau posted:Lol we didn't even have the good channels. All I had was USA Network's after dark selection, which was softcore movies but with all the nudity either cut out or blurred. You could see full boob in Le Femme Nikita that time she wore the completely see through mesh top
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Merkins... Merkins everywhere...
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Watching Road Trip, its a 90 minute movie and takes nearly 30 minutes before any road tripping begins happening.
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PookBear posted:ted lasso is great background noise for holidays Um hello 
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Though known primarily by South Park making fun of its trailer, Rob Schneider's The Animal is a really great film.
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