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Mar 21, 2006

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glad I didn't post in the fake thread

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Mar 21, 2006

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Hackers film 1995 posted:

rewatching die hard 2 and sadler is doing the nude tai chi scene. lovin 2024

I just watched that the other day and wondered if the michael rooker nude scene in mallrats was a parody of it

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Mar 21, 2006

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Stink Billyums posted:

ds9 is the second best 90's tv show about a space station

the first is mst3k right

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Mar 21, 2006

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

the satellite of love had an independent propulsion unit and thus was a ship rather than a station

so I guess deep space nine was also not a space station
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Control_thruster

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Mar 21, 2006

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I thought this was just a joke but then I went to the website and it's real :aaaaa:

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Mar 21, 2006

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I was trying to find the bowl in another bowl so I googled it and found this article where a guy complains about how stupid the bowl is and how the judges only liked his idea because he's already successful and famous

and at the bottom of that article, several years later, evan had to defend his honor :lmao:


Evan posted:

Evan Lowenstein's idea
And five years later, my idea is recognized as "The 14 Most Intriguing Objects at MoMA’s Design Store" You still think it's just because I'm good looking? :) https://www.yahoo.com/tech/the-14-most-intriguing-objects-at-momas-design-store-89196936994.html I hope you're not 'truly deeply angered' by the nod for my invention. Best, Evan

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Mar 21, 2006

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Improbable Lobster posted:

that bowl is pretty innovative

oh hey evan

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Mar 21, 2006

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priznat posted:

I liked Barbie but I looooved Bottoms. Just a fun goofy comedy with stellar leads. Ayo Edebiri is low key god drat hilarious

bottoms was great, it really does need more attention

just a completely unhinged comedy

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Mar 21, 2006

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Monkey Fracas posted:

best part of Funny People is the fake lowest-common-denominator dipshit comedy movie trailers

made more entertaining in retrospect by the fact that Jack and Jill is essentially one of these

and the fake lowest common denominator stand up just became aziz ansari's actual act

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Mar 21, 2006

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PostNouveau posted:

Usually with people, but I might go see Poor Things alone because it looks like it might be a perv movie.

make sure to get the poor things popcorn bucket

:nws:

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Mar 21, 2006

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Arc Hammer posted:

The guy who made the Fake George Carlin AI "comedy" special is getting sued by Carlin's estate: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/26/arts/carlin-lawsuit-ai-podcast-copyright.html

the funniest part of this is those hacks will have to admit their entire gimmick is bullshit and there's little (if any) AI involved

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Mar 21, 2006

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Murdstone posted:

I thought My Science Project was about a kid who built a nuke? He broke into a facility and exchanged some substance he needed with shampoo with glitter in it? Am I misremembering it or thinking about a different movie?

kid who built a nuke was the manhattan project

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Mar 21, 2006

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I'm watching aquaman 2 and I can't believe it starts with a baby pissing in his mouth

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Mar 21, 2006

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can't believe people forgot this, smh

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Mar 21, 2006

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Kingo Ligma posted:

Your number one job as a director is making sure everyone has perfect teeth.

fixed

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Mar 21, 2006

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TIP posted:

Arc Hammer posted:

The guy who made the Fake George Carlin AI "comedy" special is getting sued by Carlin's estate: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/26/arts/carlin-lawsuit-ai-podcast-copyright.html

the funniest part of this is those hacks will have to admit their entire gimmick is bullshit and there's little (if any) AI involved

called it, that hacky AI george carlin routine was written by real human hacks

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2024/01/george-carlins-heirs-sue-comedy-podcast-over-ai-generated-impression/

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Mar 21, 2006

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LanceHunter posted:

At least Rich Evans has only been punched in the face by a fan once so far.

I thought you meant this



but lol I missed out on this story of a guy punching rich


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI1E2CBiCrs&t=3025s

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Mar 21, 2006

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yeah I love dune 2

dune 2 chicks at the same time

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Mar 21, 2006

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Argyle Gargoyle posted:

So after the Discord server screening I missed, on goon recommendation I grabbed 'My Science Project' (1985) and threw it on with a friend tonight expecting to bail on it. That was actually such a solid movie, we both had a blast with it. Legit belly laughs.

So it turns into a comedy just before the third act and the plot makes no sense, but how intentional were the parody aspects? Making fun of 80s tropes halfway through the 80s is wild to me. Anybody have any light to shed on this oddball flick that almost nobody has heard of (but now is a personal favorite of mine)?

a year before blue velvet my science project had dennis hopper sucking gas out of a tank

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Mar 21, 2006

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kalel posted:

JP but they're all giant autonomous animatronic sex toys. keep everything else the same, this is key

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Mar 21, 2006

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I did get one laugh out of the trailer

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Mar 21, 2006

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Mega64 posted:

Wait, her last name is literally Webb?

Genius like that is why I'll never be a movie exec.

yes, and she sees the future so she's also named cassandra

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Mar 21, 2006

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Castor Poe posted:

https://twitter.com/HolyfieldM5/status/1759966240041254953?t=Q1fvx53JN9uissY4Cji85g&s=19

My heart can't take it. I hope they give Piss Finger Man another chance.

didn't ikaris suicide into the sun at the end?

I remember rolling my eyes at the writer thinking they're so clever

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Mar 21, 2006

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That DICK! posted:

seems like fake bs to me? you just say it happened in chile in 2003 and people will be like sure

it's real, you can find old references to it like this article from 2004 about the advertising company winning an award for it:
https://adage.com/article/madisonvine-news/omd-chile-s-product-placement-coup/40570

and they were uploaded to YouTube in the original spanish 14 years ago


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfRjN3txdM

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Mar 21, 2006

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Kingo Ligma posted:

You can tell they're dumb as gently caress tech bros because the idea of releasing (a heavily edited) version of it in book form to movie nerds hasn't even occurred to them. It would make a fortune pretty easily with gently caress all effort on their part. They're too busy trying to get Chatgpt to turn Moebius' beautiful artwork into slurp juice apes.

once again, they don't own the rights

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Mar 21, 2006

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RealityWarCriminal posted:

when i saw bible baby was a ventriloquist, I knew, this had to be a real person with a media footprint. and she delivered

https://chaplainjillbryan.org
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTrdIQri3wc

the real space cop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsxE91aIxh0

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Mar 21, 2006

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can't wait for the joker to shoot someone in the head while singing dancing queen

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Mar 21, 2006

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Sunk Dunk posted:

I’m watching Popeye (1980) and on paper this should be a good movie. Robin Williams, Shelly Duval, Robert Altman….what could go wrong?

I’m not sure what this movie is trying to be. Is it a musical?? I get Popeye has to talk hosed up but he is so hard to understand in this.

The sets and some of the gags are pretty good though. Was this a cocaine thing??

I didn't like the movie much but I love this song in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBh2O5h-oMU

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Mar 21, 2006

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That DICK! posted:

You guys watch Ricky Stanicky

I watched like 30 minutes and decided it was not for me

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Mar 21, 2006

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Non Compos Mentis posted:

why has every alien movie since 3 has had the female protag have short hair? is it because they are written by hacks and they need that as a callback to ripley with short hair?

I'm not really sure what you're getting at here

alien 4: ripley has medium length hair
prometheus: ladies with medium length hair
alien covenant: more ladies with medium length hair

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Mar 21, 2006

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Mega64 posted:

So what I get is Star Wars would be better if it had boobs.

this is the pitch that got benioff and weiss thrown off their star wars project

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Mar 21, 2006

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colonelwest posted:

Speaking of critically acclaimed auteur driven arthouse films…



I for one am shocked that the logline of a jay film starts with "dead animals"

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Mar 21, 2006

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dr_rat posted:

Also later on it's it sorta implied that the AI's just kept humans in the matrix as they were to dangerous to them just running around, but they didn't really just want to kill them on, so it just seemed like a simple solution.

my head canon is that humans just made up the battery thing as propaganda for their cause, sounds better than "we were too dangerous but they didn't want to kill us off entirely"

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Mar 21, 2006

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JediTalentAgent posted:

The celibate Jedi stuff never feels like it's even brought up at all until AOTC, is it?

Granted, there's no need to bring it up in TPM unless you wanted to have Qui-Gon and Shmi introduce it with some talk about her having concerns about Anakin leaving under Qui-Gon's care.

"You're not gonna gently caress him are you?"
"No I'm part of a religious order with a vow of celibacy"
"Leave my kid alone"

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Mar 21, 2006

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I like the part where oppenheimer says "WILL ANYONE EVER KNOW THE TRUTH OF WHAT HAPPENED HERE!? IF ANYONE EVER TOLD THIS STORY THEY'D SURE BE A HERO!"

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Mar 21, 2006

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Gripweed posted:

I watched Miracle Mile tonight, you guys seen Miracle Mile? It's very good.

I watched this a few months ago and enjoyed it, very weird and I laughed pretty hard at the ending

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Mar 21, 2006

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The Chad Jihad posted:

The First Omen was intense, almost as intense as the Abbott and Costello routine that occurs whenever you tell someone you saw it

I became mildly interested when I saw nell tiger free is in it, she's good at being creepy

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Mar 21, 2006

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Cubone posted:

Timecop II

timecop 2 is amazing because it starts with the hero murdering his best friend's girlfriend to save hitler's life because he must protect the timeline

then he takes a vacation for a few weeks in the old west :lmao:

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Mar 21, 2006

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Mar 21, 2006

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hey I heard you guys hate focus groups so you must be very excited that rebel moon part 2 is coming out tomorrow

https://x.com/theesnyderverse/status/1780928105000870301?s=46&t=yPIpoeD_1zo6-P4nl9Hh1g

https://x.com/snyderarchive/status/1780924951798690207?s=46&t=yPIpoeD_1zo6-P4nl9Hh1g

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