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L. Ron DeSantis posted:Famous supervillain, Superman (Yes, I'm aware of Injustice)
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The Islamic Shock posted:Let's roleplay their idea of a Democratic politician. given the law of projection they firmly believe the democrats are trying to do the same thing just in service of kingdoms full of minorities i guess? it's all so vague and not well thought out because democrats never try to sever from the feds but they did, once upon a time, separate from the racists. ergo democrats must be trying to tear down the federal government to give power to minorities to rule over whatever euphemism they're using for "whites" edit: pastis is 100% woke and all of the political stuff he does is really good
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the best part about ted rall is you know he googles his name so you know he reads all of these gently caress you rall
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Pants Donkey posted:Let’s count Rall the ways he sucks: ted rall, sitting alone in a diner, spends his last dollar on soup when an incredibly beautiful and powerful woman makes eye contact and he sighs because she just wants his body  also sad blowjob when he's asking his mom for money
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loving...trump got 91 indictments against him, we're ramping up to election season, skelley all YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE PLANE THING?? thanks skelley. he got halfway through this before he realized there's no way to blame biden or have a child say something like "when trump was president door plugs didn't fall out!" but kept going anyway. fingers on the pulse
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I AM GRANDO posted:Can’t believe these DEI incompetents successfully stole an election and defeated the great omnipotent Trump.
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Vib Rib posted:Why the gently caress are you even friends? "i'm in charge" "NO! *throws a punch*" clearly, both sides are to blame
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idonotlikepeas posted:Lisa Benson dragon: "thanks, trump!!"
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Vib Rib posted:Well you definitely wouldn't. Vincent Van Goatse posted:Kellies Nomination: Worst Nudity
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DalaranJ posted:There’s like missing pre-panels on this one. They look so shocked. I’m going to assume that a republican just tossed a baby like a football out of the window of that house.
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World Famous W posted:i know im a broken record on this but it rings hollow attacking one party for having a sexual assaulting creep as it's top nominee while ignoring your parties own
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"the other party" wouldn't be on a primary ballot...
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World Famous W posted:ok. you're not telling me something i don't know. ok...but how do you express that on a primary ballot for one party?
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so you're just mad he didn't write and create an entirely different comic? ok.
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*shrug* ok. so you don't have a problem with the comic itself, you're just mad we don't live in a universe where both sides are always represented in a fair and balanced manner. ok. you're going to be mad a whole bunch in this thread.
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even gave it a name "operation chaos". it was the first thing i thought of too
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... i mean...yeah. i bet that "small border town" of *checks notes* texas, is better prepared to handle something that happens to them regularly than places that it doesn't. kinda like how new york is better prepared for a terrorist attack, or snow. lol i bet new york doesn't even have a plan in place for desert conditions in summer!!! it's like sitting near the emergency exit: if you're not prepared to be sitting there move. go be the governor of a non-border state if you don't want to deal with border issues you assholes. you're moving next to an airport and whining about all the noise. grow up, accept your responsibility, or loving move on so someone else cn. only republicans can run on the platform of "the job is hard, i'm not prepared to do it, elect me to lead."
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco "i...i hadn't thought of it that way!!! and who's this? 'jesus christ' you say?? and he died for MY sins???" these people are so ignorant and can't conceive that other people might not be, it really is a lack of empathy all the way to the foundation of right wingers
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scott adams slowly inventing both stand up comedy and the blog was not on my 2024 list. i wonder what he'll name them 
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dilbert broke: "hey boss, i'd like a raise" "sorry, i'm too busy driving awesome cars to give you money!!" *dilbert fumes* dilbert woke: "hey boss i'd like a raise" "you already work from home" *third panel reveal that dilbert was facetiming the boss from the beach* "i promise i'm hardly working!!"
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"dark money" = "theory i pulled out of my rear end"wizzardstaff posted:Carmen Sense as in common sense. wait she got her last name from her aunt bear?
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Brawnfire posted:She was named "Carmen" after her Aunt, Carmen Sense. just the loving worst edit: the small hispanic/black girl has all the same cultural indicators of a middle aged white man. she never uses loan words or phrases, calls for godmother "aunt last name" instead of "mom" or "titi" or any of the other dozens of honorifics reserved for godmothers. i've never seen a culture that calls a godmother "aunt". "aunt" is reserved for female friends of the family the same age as your mom InsertPotPun fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Jan 30, 2024 |
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dammit i almost called the "relatives with other 'blank-sense' names" bullshit. the storyline will continue until he can't think of any more
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Skios posted:Tom Stiglich i had to look it up. how are you proud of yourself to do something like that?
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"how can we be forgotten, what about our memorable adventures??" *floats in a void talking about how both sides are the same so there's no point*
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Guavanaut posted:I mean yeah every step forward made since the neolithic revolution has reduced some social inequalities and exacerbated others, what's your point? it's great that society advances so much that deplorable people have to pretend they NEVER would have been such old fashioned assholes. you know drat well tinsely is only 50 years off of making "women wearing pants????" comics
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Vib Rib posted:Okay, did he die?
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idonotlikepeas posted:Rivers
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Trapezium Dave posted:Rall: Who Are You to State the Obvious?
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70 million people who still bring up "hanoi jane": yay tucker! why shouldn't we hear from the other side???
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Skios posted:Steve Kelley but i love the idea that heaven had to build walls to keep people out
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idonotlikepeas posted:Adam Zyglis Randalor posted:The Supreme Court bitchslapped the Democrats... who weren't the ones that wanted Trump off the ballot in the first place?
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trump raised the standard deduction. i'll give him that. of course it expires next year while his tax cuts were permanent...
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Antigravitas posted:I seriously do not understand how the USA can gently caress up elections all the time, everywhere, at every level. i forget which election it was but they did a hand recount after because it was too close to call. there were three republican lawyers and three democratic lawyers. they went through each vote one at a time. the republicans agreed to disqualify a couple of votes. at the end of the count the republicans lost by one vote. so the republican lawyers asked the republican counters and republican judge to count the previously disqualified republicans votes and they agreed so it was a tie. so the republican lawyers, watched by a republican judge and republican officials flipped a coin. and the republican won. and that's why elections are confusing.
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people who make a living creating "get off my lawn" type political cartoons: "who's this old man??"
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This would be a perfectly acceptable cartoon except for Biden's speech being on fire. Why is it on fire? What's the metaphor there supposed to be? It makes Biden look like an out-of-it putz, waving boxing gloved-hands inches from a burning stack of papers, which is pretty obviously the opposite of what Horsey wants to convey. Kellies Nomination: Unforced Error "yes the right is a bunch of radical ghouls that want to usher in a thousand years of religious autocratic rule...but the left is far too radical too...just don't ask me to name any examples..." i recently went on a youtube binge of rightwing movie reviews. on youtube they are split into three camps: 1: "i disagree with the movie's views and it's trash" 2: "i agree with this movie's views and it's awesome" and the 3rd: "i am a neutral observer above the political divide, the movie is trash but so are all the equivalent far left movies that go too far left. i will not name any of these movies." i watched the reviews in a row that had the same message "lady ballers is stupid and trash but they have a point that maybe movies that push the 'trans agenda' are too far as well" they then do not name a single example. they're fighting this very real example of far right directly in front of them but creating whole cloth a far left example just to seem balanced and neutral. here horsey points out that yes, maybe the gop has been taken over by far right ghouls that want to usher in a theocracy...but aren't the left just cheerleaders for themselves and their fighting words and devicise speeches? as if the vice president should, in the interest of fairness, boo her side every once in awhile. i mean how can we trust the vice president if they do nothing but cheer their own party?
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Sephyr posted:Low bar, but that's the best Rall I have seen in a long while. No word wall, no smug "You should all be caring about THIS, sheeple", actual concise message expressed visually. JamesBont posted:Stiglich, it's not a good idea to poke fun of the intended demographic of your cartoons. also harris made a face once. better be the exact same face forever until the end of time itself. just uncreative and pointless all around. D-
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