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Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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Monty Python reboot looking good. Burst out laughing when hungry Rudy showed up.

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Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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bird with big dick posted:

Lmao wtf would I do with a 19 inch penis

Maybe it could be prehensile, so you could unzip your pants hands free.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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PKMN Trainer Red posted:

OH NO MR. PRESIDENT WE FORGOT ABOUT THE WIND!!!



Man Robocop got old...

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Oh

My

God



That is 100% real post on this dudes instagram

Just going to guess that if they can programmatically control 1 bajillion LED pucks, they can probably remotely diagnose failures. HTH chud spider man.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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I like Squirt, it's a good soda. Throw some tequila in there and instantly become an alcoholic.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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Bottom Liner posted:

what am i watching in that gif? the blade explodes itself to not hit what it detects as flesh (and how)? wouldn't that shrapnel be pretty loving dangerous itself?

I wanted to add in that the gif you are watching features a dado blade, which has a stack of "chipper" blades in between two other blades. The chipper blades are held against shifting relative to the outer blades via friction, and when the dado stack comes to an abrupt stop they slam into the adjacent carbide saw teeth and explode them right off into shrapnel. For that reason, this style of blade is banned in the EU, and just recently dado blades that positively lock the chippers into position have become available.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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Hollismason posted:

If fertilized embryos are people in AL then isn't not implanting those embryos a crime? So now they got to force.pregnancy on people

If the clinic tries to take them out of state, is it some sort of child trafficking?

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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nobodygetshurt posted:

All
Republicans
Are
Bastards

hmmm it might not catch on..

Just keep the c and go for conservative.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I bet he used taxpayer dollars to fund the trip, too

He just wanted a slice before lawsuits from all his bullshit bankrupt the state somehow.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Jeeeeesus Christ



change offensive against to offenses by

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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PainterofCrap posted:

I am very tempted to rent a billboard on or near the Walt Whitman Bridge that says

TRUMP
IS A
BROKE LOSER

Costs $5000-$8000 for a large board that may be in a number of spots, including along I-95. for 4-weeks
"Trump can't afford his lies, can we?"

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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I would say it was a Riechstag fire in response to Sweden or somesuch, but for what? Full mobilization?

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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MrMojok posted:

We shall speak no more of boobies



I'm guessing 255+ right here. Sadly our one chance to find out was ruined by a very healthy 215.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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I heard somewhere that the eagle's nest was built to have a view of the Untersberg mountain on the Austrian border. A result of Hitler's occult fascination, as there was an ancient legend of a sleeping king under the mountain who's beard growing would herald the end of the world somehow.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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Hahaha Nikki Haley, this piss is allllllll mine.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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Now the Chinese are going to have to BUY their intrusive data and manipulating advertising like everyone else. From Facebook.

Edit: lovely Snipe here.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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MrQwerty posted:

Scott Pressler is gonna get caught banging a group of Villages dudes at MAL and be memory holed

The Craigslist add pictures this time around are going to include incriminating evidence in the form of unreturned nuclear secrets they successfully hid from the last raid.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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This is AMAZING. Hope it sticks and the stink of failure taints the party for a generation.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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fondue posted:

I always read his name as Dan OingoBoingo

Well, he probably does like little girls.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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Tomfoolery posted:

If I understood the book ban - porn was ok as long as it was exclusively between breastfeeding mothers?

But showing them breastfeeding a baby? BANNED

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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Sedgr posted:

Also looks like the Dems have agreed to save Johnson. Ukraine aid going up Saturday.

I really do not want to get my hopes up, as the bag of tricks and chicanery the nutjobs pull from seems to be bottomless, but damnit if I'm not excited for the possibility.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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root beer posted:

Big if true
…wait, no, that’s not what we were told

Yeah no way he can still see that thing. Pure fantasy, this.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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kazil posted:



Cross on Pecker coming

I think the tag for that is swordfighting.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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This is viscerally upsetting. Worse than I could have imagined. I previously thought it was consensual, while I could not really wrap my head around how someone would have willingly slept with him, but you know, you do you Stormy. Now seeing how he set up the situation to force himself on her, it's, uhh... yeah.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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The motherfucker is strong arming HER because she feels like she has more to lose. Holy poo poo this is infuriating. 130k to cover up my rape, otherwise your husband and family will know. New daughter, new marriage, her whole future could be out the window here. I'm not sure if this really factored into their lowball bullshit, but it's sure factoring into her accepting it.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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Yeah, I don't care what you do for a living, no one deserves to be raped. Especially not by Donald Trump. Once you take off all the cute ways of dancing around what really happened, coy euphemisms, talk show jokes and etc , it's straight up vile. Still mad.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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At least defense finally got to their loving point. At this point as a juror or even the witness, I'd probably be asking what in the hell we were even talking about at this point.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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I'm glad your AV got fixed.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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fondue posted:

:lol:

The polls are so bad ...

They shopped out pmurt's nussie!

It's like the found an old tube of 1980's flesh colored caulk and just filled it right in. No more leaks on that sucker.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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cumshoes.jpg

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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kazil posted:

There's no cohesion to the cross. Blanche jumps from point to point with no narrative.

It seems like his strategy is to meander all over, appear to approach a point with about 5 minutes left in the day, and then just hope the jury fills in wherever they THINK you were going while you start over the next day.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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I was absolutely not expecting this. You;d think a slimy lawyer would be sort of cunning, sly, prepared. This guys is just a loud rear end in a top hat saying random, seemingly conflicting things. Just lying about other lies, badly, all the way down.

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Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

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I previously thought Cohen must be pretty astute to recognize Trump's offer of representation to be a play to throw him under the bus, but after reading these transcripts this guys is just ridiculously shady. I mean I guess he might use a different tact when shmoozing a target to undermine with bad legal advice, and not the 110% piss off judge mode, but I am not so sure.

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