ManBoyChef posted:

Hey I go to bed super early and get up super early and I still missed it....can I get a sixer please?

Catastrophe posted:

lol Florida conservatives insisting that climate concerns are fake dumb stupid false nonsense

Meanwhile, a tornado went through Ft Lauderdale yesterday.

kazil posted:

remember this guy?
https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/09/28/8096051698377078781/640x360_MP4_8096051698377078781.mp4

Waffle House posted:

lol yeah sure dude, gas was that low during Trump's COVID. Definitely. lmfao

Escape From Noise posted:

New birther movement just dropped.

nine-gear crow posted:

his chosen facial hair style appears to include a convenient blowjob insertion patch cut out between his lower lip and his chin...

Also the fact that he appears physically unable to close his mouth

Alan Smithee posted:

Trump will never pick a woman he’s already horrified that someone could so easily be his equal without doing all the “hard work”

FMguru posted:

Scam Likely posted:

We're moving into a place with all electric utilities, no natural gas at all, and it really REALLY upset my uncle who works in the gas industry.

"What will you do if they power goes out?"

"Light candles and not watch TV for a while? Beats dying in a gas explosion"

The Last Call posted:

There's a depressing number of vids out there of people recording others filling up bags or carts with small or expensive things and walking straight out the door. In a few of these vids random shoppers try to stop them. Otherwise the person goes to their car or whatever and drives off.

If no one stops them they often drive to a place on the same street and repeat.

It's why several stores have closed down in various locations in the States, it was that bad and constant.

iroc.dis posted:

Thought I would pop in to share a lol.

My brother is in charge of elections for a state government. He and his entire staff have been getting death threats since the 2020 election. The death threats don't really bother him but half of his staff, most of which were just career state government administrative types, have all resigned out of fear. Last year, his office received an envelope that contained a handwritten message about the "stolen election" and a bunch of powdered fentanyl. I guess the sender had watched too much Fox News and hoped that whoever opened the letter would magically ingest the powder and have an immediate fentanyl overdose.

Well this week he told me that people who hold his position in other states are now getting swatted. This meant that he got to sit his 3 young kids down and explain what to do if cops kick down their door in the middle of the night. Good times. Great country all around. Definitely headed in the right direction.

emSparkly posted:

Wait what happened I missed 700 posts

resident posted:

I give Casey’s credit for doing taco pizza some justice, even if they’ll never match Happy Joe’s. I want to bring taco pizza to Seattle so loving badly but I know in my heart it would be a failure.

Silly Burrito posted:

We made a vax that lengthens your penis by 9 inches.

Lord Frankenstyle posted:

You may as well put on a ball gag and a jock strap fashioned from Cool-Whip

Hollismason posted:

When you think about it its kind of loving weird that we have court room sketch artists.

Mr. Fix It posted:

lactose intolerance is pretty high amongst most groups in east asia, han chinese being around 90%. dunno what that woman's ethnicity is, but odds are pretty good she's farting up a storm after drinking her raw milk.

WHY BONER NOW posted:

So porn is that guy's kryptonite, huh? Like he tries to stop a bank robbery but the villain pulls out a penthouse and collosal man can't help but to beat off immediately?

Anders posted:

I know I'm a million pages behind, because this thread has been very active these last few days - but Nazi economy was very lovely and unsustainable - TimeGhost has a good episode on this from their Between Two Wars series (that eerily mirrors Trumponomics)

bird food bathtub posted:

moto-boner

Deptfordx posted:

Fun syphilis talk fact.

The Virus is unusually sensitive to heat. So a severe fever can kill it.

Enter the early 20th century treatment of 'Fever Therapy'.

In which a neurosyphilitic patient was deliberately infected with Malaria in the hopes that the fever would fry the syphilis then the Malaria could be brought back under control with quinine.

25% success rate! Which TBF is way better than the previous rate of 0%. Guy who came up with it was Dr Julius Wagner-Jauregg. Got the Nobel prize for medicine.

DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/McCormickJohn/status/1748169615450972171

Who is she trying to win over with this answer lol

Samovar posted:

You didn't miss anything

Quote-Unquote posted:

boomers know that too.

My family first got internet access in 1997 and it was a "gather round the computer to see the new fancy thing!" moment. I eventually went to bed and my parents carried on using it for a while.
The next day, my mum told me that the first thing my dad did after I went to bed was to type "boobies" into AOL's web search thingy. Then she told me that I should never do this. I have no idea what she was thinking telling me any of this.