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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Trump. LOL

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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:

I hope they let him keep his phone, but put him in a cell block with zero reception.

Just hellban him from truth social.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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deadeyez posted:

I mentioned in the end of the last thread there is a chud here at work with a TRUMP shirt on who is all pissed off. Turns out he is mad because his trans lady boss gave him poo poo and said something like, "I thought today was a holiday for you people? You look like you're going to cry, do you need to go home early? It's important to have sympathy for others, so if you feel you need to go home, let me know". She asked me politely not to bother him today because she wants to. Lol

On the one hand, it's kinda lovely that he is being bullied by his manager, but on the other hand, lol get rekt

Guy looks like he is gonna have a heart attack, he is upsetti spaghetti

Trans people are allowed to bully chuds. This is what social justice is all about and I’m here for it.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Bussing in huge dumps of insurrectionists.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Remember when all the bumper stickers said Trump|Pence instead of just TRUMP? Funny how that ended.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Lube Enthusiast posted:

Americans were stupid enough to elect Trump, and, perhaps most importantly, they’re stupid enough to elect him again

A few were stupid enough to die for him.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Sydney Bottocks posted:

More specifically, it was the Unification Church (aka the Moonies) that Abe was affiliated with. The assassin's mother had quite literally squandered the sizable inheritance that his father had left them, by donating all their money to the church and leaving them impoverished, and he eventually decided to get revenge on them. I think he originally wanted to go after the head of the Moonies, but discovered that they were too well-protected, so he chose Abe since he was a high-profile politician that had ties to the church (and as it turned out, wasn't protected anywhere near as well as the church's leader).

And since Abe died Japan’s government has finally started pushing against the church and it’s insane level of influence now that king bitch isn’t around to get them in trouble for it anymore. Dude got some legit societal change rolling. Like for example, they were planning to publish a translation of some giga terf bullshit book in Japan a bit ago but canned it because the translators had ties to the church.

emSparkly fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Jan 7, 2024

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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BrideOfUglycat posted:

Calling bullshit on the idea that Trump knows A -- Who Napoleon was and B -- What Waterloo was and why it was important.

He’s thinking of the song actually. This is his way of confessing his love and devotion for Ron after all these years.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Nessus posted:

TrumpGPT is generating these things at this point

As god is my witness I refuse to allow the fascists to put any kind of a claim on Buc-Ees. It is the shining light and saving remnant of Texas outside the 610 Loop.

I thought Bucees was already claimed by butch lesbians.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Remember when Lil Pump did a song for trump and immediately went from being one of the most streamed rappers of the year to an absolute nobody? :lol:

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Wait, so that 10 dollars I spent wasn’t for a stake in trump lol incorporated?

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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bird with big dick posted:

Growing a penis is quite difficult.

But not impossible. You can get some serious growth out of masculinizing hrt treatments. And phalloplasty has come a long way.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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2 of the judges on this immunity thing are Biden appointees so I don’t think they have any motivation to really throw trump a bone here if they don’t need to.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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I feel like when trump dies all the centrists who like him will lose their spirit and go back to not caring about politics anymore. It’ll take a while before they can get someone who will rile up the normies like he can again.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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350 million

e: $350,000,001

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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0xAYN posted:

my issue with South Park is that it makes LGBT people into caricatures and goes "yes these people are disgusting abominations that have been the butt of the joke for 20 minutes, but isn't tolerance about tolerating people different than you, we should be more tolerant"
i don't like the implied messaging that me and people like me are disgusting but it's actually okay that we are disgusting

Mr. Garrison being the whole “gay people are fine, as long as they’re not those gay people who totally exist”

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Oh yeah are we doing the hot dog tags?

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Oh drat it really is that big?

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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vaginite posted:

Lol these people are so loving gross.

I never woulda imagined someone would get the President's adult son's stolen MacBook (that mysteriously appeared in the hands of Rudy Giuliani) and revenge porn him all over Fox News.

I really hope Biden wins a second term and uses it to motherfuck and persecute all of these people Trump style.

Wasn’t even Hunter’s laptop. Some Russian hacker took the pictures out of his iCloud and then dumped them on some 5 dollar windows laptop, then it got dropped off in a computer repair shop in Ukraine for Rudy to pick up.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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iroc.dis posted:

Thought I would pop in to share a lol.

My brother is in charge of elections for a state government. He and his entire staff have been getting death threats since the 2020 election. The death threats don't really bother him but half of his staff, most of which were just career state government administrative types, have all resigned out of fear. Last year, his office received an envelope that contained a handwritten message about the "stolen election" and a bunch of powdered fentanyl. I guess the sender had watched too much Fox News and hoped that whoever opened the letter would magically ingest the powder and have an immediate fentanyl overdose.

Well this week he told me that people who hold his position in other states are now getting swatted. This meant that he got to sit his 3 young kids down and explain what to do if cops kick down their door in the middle of the night. Good times. Great country all around. Definitely headed in the right direction.

Hope he enjoyed the free drugs lmao

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Wait what happened I missed 700 posts

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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:perfect:

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgwr9r36zIU
Maybe I should have listened to him talk more. This is loving comedy gold.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Nelson Mandingo posted:

I seriously keep rolling my eyes at the polling that keeps coming out. What better way to prove that polling is inaccurate than the consistent misses?

It's obviously a mistake to dismiss polling out of hand and to keep an eye on it. Anyone who gets mad about me for supposedly doing that needs to get their loving eyes checked but at the same time dems won in an avalanche landslide widescale victory just two months ago and you're telling me Trump is really way up above Joe Biden? If people are going to come out and hellvote because of abortion you're telling me the person who is taking full credit for killing Roe vs Wade is someone they're not going to vote against? I really don't buy it.

I think the thing is that the local elections are going poo poo for the Rs because there are more Trump voters than Republican voters, if that makes sense. Like, most Trump freaks probably could care less about realpolitik and just want orange man in the white house because he says what they think.

tl;dr more R votes will come in the general election than midterms because Trump is on the ticket himself.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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:ohno:

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Total Party Kill posted:

Are you talking about Ken Bone?

He was on a subreddit for pregnancy fetishists but idk if he was like, an actual creep about it or anything.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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redshirt posted:

Was there any resolution to Pillow Man's Election Drone and Website for fraud?

I thought it got hacked immediately and then probably did nothing.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Dick Fontaine posted:

isn’t clown world a nazi thing?

Not necessarily, but if I saw a YouTube channel called clown planet that focused on political news stories, I’d assume they’re on some alt-lite poo poo.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Ayy I was out at GDQ for a couple days, what did I miss?

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Escape From Noise posted:

I wonder where Baked Alaska is these days. Hope he's miserable.

The Wikipedia posted:

In July 2022, Gionet pleaded guilty to parading, demonstrating or picketing inside a Capitol building, a misdemeanor.[67] In January 2023, he was sentenced to 60 days in jail.[22] The randomly-assigned judge in the case, District Judge Trevor McFadden, said his actions prior to sentencing showed his lack of remorse. In December 2022, Gionet tweeted "i can't believe i'm going to jail for an nft salesman," referencing Donald Trump.[68] He was incarcerated at Federal Correctional Institution, Miami with BOP# 25906-509.[citation needed]

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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No real Pennsylvanian of any political wing cares about getting the Amish to vote, trust me.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Mr. Fix It posted:

don't most amish groups have strictures against associating with the English? and wouldn't they consider voting in their elections verboten? that's my uninformed impression, but i'm open to actual info on this.

Nowadays I don't think so. I see them out and about in the regular towns and even going to McDonald's n poo poo. I can't imagine they bother registering to vote though. Most I've seen don't even have photo ID and present their fishing license when they get something you need ID for lol.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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I'm at a diner with newsmax on the TV and the stuff on the ticker feels like it's poo poo you guys made up.

My personal favorite was "Cocaine found on Hunter Biden's gun"

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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WHY BONER NOW posted:

My former boss married a catholic girl and had to take classes before they could have a catholic wedding. One of the thought experiments was "if you crashed your car into a river and there was only time to save one person, would it be your kid or your wife"

The answer was to save the wife, so you could continue making babies

Weird. They asked me something about a Christian baby skydiving.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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I should just become a lawyer tbh. Seems easy.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Catastrophe posted:

I know it has only been like a week or whatever but I wanted to post a reminder:



He looks like a roast duck. Greasy and golden brown.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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So reality has set in and we’ve come to terms with the fact that this case is hosed. So we’re actually gonna have to actually beat Donny in an election now right?

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Hazo posted:

loving lmao at chuds completely swallowing kremlin propaganda

https://x.com/moopie0/status/1748727185328738533?s=46&t=Y9tN5g_IyRiifSxBmqZbkw

Someone else post the SMBC bit with the guy screaming. Imgur is being a dick rn.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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But does the car make toast? I need to know.

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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Captain Fargle posted:

I'm someone with a severe anxiety disorder and a lot of the doomer stuff and just news in general lately has been really getting to me. It's hard not to spiral a lot.

I'm looking for some reasurrance that it really is doomer poo poo and Trump isn't just going to sweep back into the White Hourse and put all my trans friends in camps.

Biden is still more likely to get re-elected right? That hasn't suddenly changed?

Oh boy I love camping. Wait not like that.

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