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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

100% of people who die have lived. Makes u think. :thunk:

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 07:53

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 07:06

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Junk posted:

i forgot about cody. seems like he hasnt been posted here in a long while

did he die of corona?

He's a goon?

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 07:54

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Last Call posted:

There's a depressing number of vids out there of people recording others filling up bags or carts with small or expensive things and walking straight out the door. In a few of these vids random shoppers try to stop them. Otherwise the person goes to their car or whatever and drives off.

If no one stops them they often drive to a place on the same street and repeat.

It's why several stores have closed down in various locations in the States, it was that bad and constant.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 01:41

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Frakas posted:

i cant beileve tankies would be tricked into supproting tump like this its hosed its all over but we didnt need them wanyay

Heres to another lit year if Bden§!

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 02:41

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Cucky P'Zone

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 05:07

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Asterite34 posted:

They're interviewing THE three minority Republicans in Iowa, you mean

I imagine there's a fourth but it's like a designated survivor situation.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 01:56

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Notable non-factor in military readiness: physical fitness.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 19:33

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Trump is very skinny and handsome and not at all an obese, sweaty freak. Many people are saying!

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 19:56

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Data Graham posted:

*orders 500 large pizzas to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue *

It wouldn't be the first time a goon sent pizza to Joe Biden's house and it made the news.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 00:11

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

So the Trump thread finally made 3O snap, huh?

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 07:54

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

"What does god need with a ~~starship~~ president"?

# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 23:08

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Make him have to work the line at a McDonald's for a year, and he can't eat any McDonald's in that time.

Also, pay a billion dollars.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 21:25

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

marshalljim posted:

The whole legal system is just a scam set up to GET TRUMP!

Let's hope so.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 21:50

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Anyone have that fake Melanie tweet where she finds Trump dead with his head in the toilet?

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 03:16

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

beerinator posted:

Look up three posts.

Haha, it got posted while I was posting asking about it.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 03:19

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Fighting Elegy posted:

That dude jumped into my car once while driving by and invited me to get drunk with him.

Usually I would have kicked him out immediately or not let him in but he caught me at the perfect time. I had just rewatched Ben Stiller show and was actually a little bit excited to be meeting Andy Dick.

Did you make a thread about it? Some goon posted a similar story years ago about meeting Andy Dick that way.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 02:48

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

This thread just reminded me of him telling the story of him ruining Christmas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh_Aim7_qEg

# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 02:50

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Catastrophe posted:

p sure it's actually Nutella, at this point

Rain water out of the bottom of a rusty barrel.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 10:50

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

nine-gear crow posted:

This image to this day looks like a still frame from a 90s "little kid wakes up in the boy of a grown man" movie, only that grown man is the President of the United States and is in his 70s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYqSUJq3vqo

# ¿ Feb 5, 2024 23:56

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

bird with big dick posted:

Are you serious?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHrZRJR4igQ

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 00:31

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

All this bullshit about immigration reminded me of this song I really love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ-Wzp1y1Ik

Also, lol at idiots being like "Why do we have so much immigration at our southern border? What could have caused such a thing? :thunk:

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 03:25

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Also, lol that conservatives cry about cartels and fentanyl but you never hear a blip from them about Perdue Pharma flooding the country with opiates. They really get mad though about vaccines and anything else they don't like, that they try to pin on Big Pharma.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 03:31

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

redshirt posted:

What the heck, we invaded Mexico too.

Yes, and CHUDS can't wait to do it again.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 03:33

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

kazil posted:

9 more months of literally nothing getting done in our government

Those clowns in congress are at it again.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 03:42

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

bird with big dick posted:

I�m in the first stall in the public men�s room at the capitol building and I�m looking through the crack at Marjorie Taylor Greene and she is looking back at me ama

I heard that gloryhole rules state that the more attractive person gets their dick sucked and the less attractive person has to do the sucking.

How does this particular situation add up for the two of you?

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 03:51

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Stink Billyums posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1754924789628797108

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 18:53

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

SlurredSpeech609 posted:

https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1470006436755345412#m

That's not a typo. That's a misspelling.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 19:47

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Oh poo poo they directly called out Trump in this

Mr Eidin?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 02:06

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Bottom Liner posted:

hal made some funny posts, something you've yet to achieve

snipe

Nah

# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 00:10

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Congratulations to the great state of Kansas.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 04:54

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Silly Burrito posted:

https://x.com/JoeBiden/status/1756888470599967000?s=20

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 04:58

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Floridians named Casey are the best parents.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 19:58

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

cr0y posted:

1) this headline gave me whiplash

2) just some light conspiracy to commit murder

Maybe dont hoard housing. :shrug:

# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 01:30

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Not as impressive when you remember that the 76ers hold the record.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 08:30

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

TremorX posted:

Tryin to imagine the chud narrative in the star wars universe,

"The 'Death Star' is a hoax the Rebel TERRISTS have been using to justify attacking Jedha and Scarif"
"Alderaan had it coming for harboring REBELS"
"If this imaginary 'Death Star' that supposedly belonged to Darth Vader was destroyed then how come Darth Vader is still alive??!"
"See, the rebels couldn't have destroyed the death star, it wasn't even finished being built!"
"Leia's too old to be chancellor"

"Obi Wan is old and senile, unlike the youthful and handsome Palpatine."

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 20:13

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Bugsy posted:

From yesterday but still funny.

Tucker Carlson as James Franco's character in The Interview, except he never figures out the obvious truth, lol.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 21:45

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don�t know what that means but I was talking about how grocery stores were a big thing when we were trying to coup Venezuela.

Plus using grocery stores to prove capitalism is great because we have like a ton of potato chips. So many

I remember hearing stories about Russians coming to the US after the Soviet Union collapsed, and them crying tears of joy because US grocery stores had like 30 different kinds of toothpaste. :lol:

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 21:48

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Dang it, bhabi.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 11:08

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Trump sneakers are just depressing to me because I'm a collector/hoarder/re-seller of various things and I've sometimes begrudgingly resold dumb poo poo for idiots that I've run across because people will pay money for it and I like to eat food for dinner. I have an eye for quality and I can tell you that this ain't it. People like to complain about how overpriced Nikes are and they're not totally wrong but they are made way better and will last longer than a $20 pair of Walmart shoes. These Trump shoes are literally just that scene from IASIP where Frank is making Mac spray paint his chair gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUzbFjMzSwU

I remember that the TRUMP board game was loving worthless for years until he ran for president and then it became this hot commodity for awhile. The game loving sucks, there's a Flip the Table podcast episode about that. It went from filling thrift stores and they couldn't give it away to people getting a lot of money on eBAY for it. Now it's hit or miss and won't be worth dick in about 10 years. These crappy rear end shoes are going to be so loving worthless, given enough time. It's going to be like Confederate currency.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 10:10

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 07:06

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

MrMojok posted:

Edmund Sparkler, very, very nasty person.

They tell me my shoes are no good, folks.

*chorus of boos*

Yes, yes, thank you.

EDMUND SPARKLER, and the Fake News, don�t seem to like me very much.

I said, that�s okay. That�s okay because these sneakers will be selling for a thousand dollars a pair, very soon folks.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 10:29

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