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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
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Lol

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PhazonLink posted:

tinhat idea, cartoon man's german name is a name change and he used to have a normal but still white as hell name. (or for more lols he had an ethnic sounding name , note other white country names count in his mind)

what

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kazil posted:

Please reply here!!! every time you LOL that Trump was President

Cartoon Man
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Is he guilty yet?

:f5:

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kazil posted:

Court on lunch break, back at 1:30

Have the local McDonalds been notified to stock up?

Cartoon Man
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Does that look like the face of someone who’s innocent if you’re a prospective juror?

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Gentlemen, start your photoshops…

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https://youtu.be/0K4oym9Pw48?si=dqmaEY0lXzPdxaBw

The LOLs keep coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming

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cr0y posted:

Does anyone have a dollar figure for Ukraine aid? They better be getting brinks trucks dropping from the sky after how much we have dicked Ukraine around

$43B I think?

Cartoon Man
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Was this the meme that got entered into the judicial record yesterday?



God I can’t wait to see what gets read aloud tomorrow.
:munch:

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One of the new anonymous jurors got leaked by the press.

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I notice he’s not late night or early morning Truthing anymore. Did his lawyers finally convince him to shut the gently caress up ahead of this upcoming hearing on the gag order?

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kazil posted:

First week of court is officially over

What a ride

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Buce posted:

*holds up an enormous, soggy diaper*

"ladies and gentlemen, if the diap does fit, you must not acquit!"

If the diaper’s full of poo poo, you must acquit

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Nessus posted:

Hey folks, I heard the leader of the GOP was in court all day nodding off and ripping rear end. Confirm, deny?

It’s true. He farted so bad it set some dude on fire outside.

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thunderspanks posted:

seriously though

He did try to storm outta there like a five year old. The judge ordered him to sit the gently caress down.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-fumes-judge-orders-him-210004033.html

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

lol no wonder he's falling asleep in court they must be doping him to the loving eyeballs to keep him behaved.

I like how the article says he sat fuming in his chair.

He’s been fuming in that chair alright. :fart:

Cartoon Man
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I’m so excited for today’s lols.

Judge slams down gavel…
”ODOR IN THE COURT! WHO FARTED??!!!!

Cartoon Man
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Trumps lawyers have their opening statement ready to go.

https://i.imgur.com/Wx5JJx9.gifv

Cartoon Man
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Post itt every time you LOL that “grab em by the pussy” is now official court record

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kazil posted:

Paying hush money is not illegal. The way he classified the payments on documents is.

Defense opening statements


https://i.imgur.com/Wx5JJx9.gifv

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kazil posted:

Opening statements and already Trump lawyers are getting into trouble


https://i.imgur.com/n9JpyHI.mp4

Cartoon Man
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Pecker









His name is Pecker







Lmao

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HopperUK posted:

He's going to rule on it later.

His actions will finally have consequences.

Later.

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Data Graham posted:

Yeah also he's immediately going to "I guess we're hosed but we'll win on appeal" lmao. Assuming he's convicted can he just immediately appeal and go free while they wait for that to be scheduled, or does he have to wait in prison?



It's like we have to set up D&D rules for catching a leprechaun

Whatever the opposite of what happens to normal everyday criminals.

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https://i.imgur.com/AUU47fK.mp4

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Thank you for your service to the thread.

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Lol he couldn’t even make it 30 minutes before falling asleep again.

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Ya’ll were joking last week that Trump’s lawyers probably get paid like an extra $1,000 or something every time they call him President Donald Trump during the trial and on the record.

Lmao, it’s probably true.

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Mozi posted:

not really. you can just call him a former president

We can call him a rapist. Hopefully soon we can also call him a convicted criminal.

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Cartoon Man
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Does he wake up, roll over, (fart), grab his phone and start angry posting right away?

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Cartoon Man
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So if Trump is not in court today, that probably means a full day of campaigning in multiple battleground states, right? He’s not just gonna go gently caress off and golf all day right?

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