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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

season 1 being good doesnt make season 2 good if season 1 didnt exist

season 2 was honestly worse than not watching TV, which is why i watched the first few episodes of that season then stopped

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

kntfkr posted:

How many great lines of dialogue did episode 1 of season 1 have?

Like none but it made up for it with shockingly good boobs

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Smugworth posted:

Matthew McConaughey runs some kind of self help cult now for money

I want nihilist Rust Cole back



he probably does it to feel important since i doubt he needs money

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

kntfkr posted:

New season of True Detective has worse writing that Blue Bloods or NCIS Portland, Maine. Facts.

There can’t actually be an NCIS Portland Maine

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

kntfkr posted:

I gotta say that I was pretty skeptical of this season but Issa Lopez has won me over with her sharp, quick dialogue and attention to detail. This has to be some of the best prop design I've ever seen on television



drat, Jodie Foster looks like poo poo now

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

kntfkr posted:

Gonna hinge the feel of my show on the rights for Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

god drat

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

credburn posted:

Why does Season 4 of Fargo have so much flatulence in it? Jesus Christ, it's weird for it to be in one episode, let alone many. And making GBS threads and vomiting, for laughs. Is this written by goons?

Turn on your monitor

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

jodie foster is a false detective

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

it was cringey when they referenced the season 1 boob scene

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

I don't want realistic births on TV so I'm ok with this

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

instead of an umbilical cord the showrunner had the composer play a somber f minor umbilical chord, a triad representing the holy trinity, which you all missed

this was discussed perhaps more than some episodes

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

This series is meant to be watched in a mirror, so that you may literally reflect on your poor choices

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

critics love it and journalists seem to like it but all i read are complaints from people so i assume its bc theyre mad at jodie foster

oh yea and that guy that was upset that the umbilical cord didnt slither around in the correct audio channel

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

No reverence for reference in this thread I tell you hwat

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i was reading it wasnt even supposed to be a true detective script & it got repurposed

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

yea thats dumb af considering how eventually all cops regardless of gender end up with massive honkers

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

covidstomper58 posted:

I really hope they don't do that. I'm invested.

My uncle works at hbo I’ll tell him not to

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

A puzzle you need a vagina to solve

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

credburn posted:

Did she ever, uh, concede that nobody is buying it?

lol thatll never happen

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

So crazy and unfortunate she ruined her TV show with a poster

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

"people that liked the show until it got markedly worse are being heard from and I implore you to nullify their voices"

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

tbf s2 was bad enough that i didnt even bother watching s3

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Argyle posted:

Summary of detective work on a show about detectives:
- finding a rock
- watching videos on your phone while hammered
- losing the rock you just found



for those about 2 rock

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Chrs posted:

To be fair I don’t even think Pizzolatto knew what made it work

it was basically just the cast so lol

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

They shot Jodie foster?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

huh posted:

I think 5 episodes in was far too long to wait for things to happen. It was a good episode, though!

This is more or less how I felt about that Picard TV show, except it was two seasons of that

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Foyles war is probably better than this tho

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

did the forced creampie thing really happen

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Crystal Thenis posted:

she is a terrible actress and putting her across from a great one makes it even worst

cool, reported

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

thats pretty crazy that your third credit ever is with jodie foster on an HBO show tbh

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Smugworth posted:

you guys are just haters

obvious male haters

(OMHs)

pls go rate my post a 5

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Poo detective season bore

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

John DiFool posted:

If there’s any praise in a review at all it’s like RT treats it as a positive review even if the rest of it is trashing the show.

“Wooden acting, terrible pacing, convoluted plot. Thankfully it’s over”

👍🏼👍🏼

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Tony quidprano posted:

I am seriously lmao'ing that people ITT are acting like this dumb hooky show is the worst thing in the world and possibly gives you cancer from watching it. Have you motherfuckers ever heard of a thing called network television? this poo poo is high art in comparison

Lmfao IF YOU THINK THIS IS BAD, YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT NCIS: DES MOINES


lmfao

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Tony quidprano posted:

If the central thesis of the haters is that season 1 of this show is some sort of elevated high art and not in the same tier of trash TV shot well that this season is then I really don't know what to say. Literally every line of dialogue a female character has that first season sounds like it was written by a 13 year old boy lmao

:females:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Tony quidprano posted:

Uh oh did I strike a nerve?



this is kinda your shtick so probably not

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Saganlives posted:

Between this show and the current Starship Troopers discourse, I'm more convinced than ever that most people don't actually pay attention to what they watch and also lack the capacity to look beyond aesthetics.

thats a lie ive spent years analyzing the from-behind cunnilingus scene in s1 for deeper meaning

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Oldstench posted:

True Detective S5 should just be 10 episodes of someone eating Alexandra Daddario's rear end

jodie foster cameo opportunity

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

B-Rock452 posted:

The director is an alt right shithead and lol if you can't tell those are lovely racist movies.

What movies?

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

if "same to you" is offensive, perhaps it is the initial remark that is offensive :thunk:

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