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Skarsnik posted:are you allowed to wear a hat in the commons You used to have to wear a top hat to speak during a vote, that was passed around. That was stopped in 1998 as it looked loving stupid.
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Mar 1, 2024 10:08
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Prime Minister Galloway
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Mar 1, 2024 10:41
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Nobody Interesting posted:Muslamic ray guns Jews have space lasers. Muslims have ray guns.
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Mar 1, 2024 21:30
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Easier to call for martial law and elections to be delayed once they got the ban in for protests.
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Mar 2, 2024 10:56
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Mine: - One phone - One credit card - Menu. Sourced organically from front door letterbox. Online options also. - No plans for next day.
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Mar 2, 2024 18:38
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Gallloway can be at every PMQs from now on yeah?
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Mar 2, 2024 22:36
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Reveilled posted:He can, but there’s a lottery for the asking of questions, 15 per session plus the questions for the Labour/SNP leaders, so most sessions you’ll not see him. Thanks. Still, he can sit there and just shout LIAR every 10 seconds.
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Mar 2, 2024 22:46
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The disappointment in him that the whole protest just ignored and walked past. Totally thought he was going to be a hero today.
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Mar 3, 2024 23:10
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The Question IRL posted:This whole thing about teens in England the 90's wandering into forests to find porn I just find so weird. Its a thing from the 60/70s. And I would say its mostly dumping of them as the normal ways to dump things are not used. Thus allows others to find them easier. You wouldn't use your own bin as it could be discovered by your mum, and cant use the neighbours in case 'our Terry saw your lad dump these wank mags in our bins'! Found two porn stashes while I was a kid, one was a bag hidden in some bushes, probably dumped there as I said. The other was actually a gang hut. The older kids decided to build a gang hut hideout thing up in the hills outside of town. I remember it being professionally done, it was hidden from view, massive on the inside, etc. And they wallpapered it with pages of wank mags, with a few just there in a pile. gently caress knows why, cant seem them having a group tug. But the place was ratted out on by someone, and it was demolished. fuctifino posted:It has to be pointed out that nearly all of the faded hedgeporn back then was softcore. It was illegal for UK produced porn to show penetration, ejaculation or erect penises... but we'd occasionally find an extremely hardcore Swedish Erotica magazine import among the normal mix of tame Mayfair, Penthouse and H&E magazines. The video store opposite my old home had a porn collection, but mostly tame as gently caress 'UK releases'. With edited porn films. The pornos were mostly early 70s/80s US 'classics', but with all the sex taken out of them. It was loving bizarre, but you didn't notice as kids. Then we got uncensored ones and it twigged to ignore UK ones from then on.
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Mar 7, 2024 23:30
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Jakabite posted:Sausages don’t actually squeak Old cheap sausages cooked badly would. As from the 80s and before. The skin used was much thicker and if grilled too long it would be dry and it could give a mild flat squeak if bit or cut into. Have childhood memories of having to chew the sausage skin as it like rubber.
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Mar 12, 2024 01:49
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fuctifino posted:e: And there are new ones springing up Those are obviously not from the same angles. Also, its one thing photoshopping a pic of your own, but how are they getting papparazi pics to gently caress about with?
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Mar 12, 2024 12:17
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crispix posted:brian blessed is the natural king imo He was, Blackadder 1.
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Mar 12, 2024 13:12
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crispix posted:I KNOW And Flash Gordon. And Phantom Menace. And every second thing hes ever done.
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Mar 12, 2024 13:25
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keep punching joe posted:The Irish are ChatGPTs racism kryptonite, every joke it produces centres around the subject becoming drunk and incapable. Ask it about two nuns in a bath.
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Mar 13, 2024 17:10
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Shiiiiit, the DUP could be classed extremist officially now.
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Mar 14, 2024 14:37
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Starbucks posted:Just mix Watermelon Monster with Vodka. Watermelon Monster is my vice, but cant find it anywhere locally. One store had it that one time, I must have bought them all, and never again did they stock it. Starbucks posted:So apparently there was a lawyer/PR team around yesterday and the bbc has been put on notice for some kind of announcement soon. The word is that William got Rose Hanbury pregnant and that it could be a nervous breakdown. So Queen Rose then. If dad can get his side woman to be Queen.
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Mar 15, 2024 23:46
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logger posted:Reminds me of the quote from A Comedy of Errors that is unambiguously a fart joke "A man may break a word with you, sir, and words are but wind. Ay, and break it in your face, so break it not behind" And that reminds me of being told 'Falstaff is the comedic relief of the scene' when all he does is mention ale.
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Mar 18, 2024 06:32
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How could Meghan and Harry do this to her.
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Mar 22, 2024 20:21
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fuctifino posted:
Every cancer ward within a 20 mile radius staked out by paparazzi for the next two months.
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Mar 22, 2024 22:34
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WE ARE LIVE FROM OUTSIDE BUCKINGHAM PALACE
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It's the perfect week for the media to do their job of distracting the peons. Instead of the news showing polls of the impending Tory collapse, and the country soon after, its all about football (HOW DARE THEY!), royals (in an awww way and not what did they do now way), and flag shagging (HOW DARE TEHY ARE FLEG!). Just need a WW2 reference for the gammon bingo.
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Mar 23, 2024 03:24
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Then what are the old duffer tories worried about? Having to earn Honors the proper way and not by just buying them. Having to earn contracts by....shudder.....applying and tendering for them. Having to pay for their own lunches.
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Mar 24, 2024 14:43
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Guavanaut posted:When I was much younger I assumed that 'traditional Catholics' must just be people with strong opinions about Latin rites and which altar pieces go where Was raised catholic, and was an altar boy in the late 80s. And we had a bizarre priest, going on 90 himself, who would say latin mass every chance he got. Especially Devotions, which was a weekly saying of the rosary, usually at 7pm on a Sunday. The poo poo for the extra religious to goto. We loving hated to be doing mass with him, as he would scowl us after if we missed our 'marks' by a few seconds because we didn't understand a loving word of it. He was only liked by the really old, my parents said no one their age tolerated his rear end in a top hat piousness.
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Mar 26, 2024 19:08
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fuctifino posted:Here's an old DM article from ten years ago One of the previous dictators there was a massive John Wayne fan, they kill all who dare watch shows from outside, but themselves lap it up. So the only one watching them is probably Kim himself.
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Mar 27, 2024 11:57
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Gratz on Big Nige for embracing the commercial side demeaning the religious version of the day. Which is the most Chrisitan easter egg Nigel, Malteasers or Kitkat?
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Mar 29, 2024 13:33
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I thought this week would be a hullaballoo due to Martin McGuinness finally being a naughty boy in the 70s. But no one expected big Jeff.
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Mar 29, 2024 15:58
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Don't you loving dare. We live for the One, we die for the One. Aw man, I just found out Jeffrey from Rainbow died in 2018. Thought he was still around.
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Mar 29, 2024 16:01
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I miss easter eggs in mugs. Highlight of the thing wasn't the chocolate. It was you had your own Transformers or Mickey Mouse mug after to drink your milk from.
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Mar 29, 2024 16:51
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lol Reform UK using Jeff Donaldson as a reason to void the Windsor Protocol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4kIp9IYtyY Because Jeff could have been compromised and someone was blackmailing him.
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Mar 29, 2024 20:06
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crispix posted:wee jesus lapel pin lol Nah man, they are not related. A lot think he is, same here until had to google it myself earlier to see if it was true or not when talking to a friend over it. Peter has a son called Gareth, not Gavin.
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Mar 29, 2024 22:51
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:I really don't get why Reform UK are so invested in abolishing the Windsor Protocol. It's of no interest to their English nationalist voter base. Their only adopted MP, Lee Anderson, fully supported it. It's because NI still uses and is under EU rules for most things. And right now, of all the 4 of the UK, NI has more freedoms than the rest of them to do stuff in the EU. So the asses in the south east have to stop this before any of the others realize that they could have them too if they wanted. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Mar 29, 2024 |
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Mar 29, 2024 23:02
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They used to be dinosaurs. So be thankful they don't rip out your throats and disembowel you for that ice cream. The UK is an island. Being attacked by hordes of dinosaurs. Britassic Park. Pity everyone is that lawyer guy who gets eaten on the toilet.
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Mar 30, 2024 03:56
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Mebh posted:News saying it's a gorgeous day but please don't jump in the river thames cause it's full of e coli. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-68674088 Check out the link on it. Actual photo of Thames water:  Piss or Lucozade Sport, only taste can tell. And lol, the rowers are going to get a lung full of poo poo water anyway in the spray. Good few going to be sick the coming week. Edit: And as for brunch, had an egg omelette burrito, two vegan sausage rolls, and an apple turnover.
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Mar 30, 2024 13:17
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Thames goes through Oxford. So its possible the posho inhaled his or her own shite.
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Mar 30, 2024 19:26
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Millions of quid now going to be diverted from uni teaching to develop a boat that travels quicker in diarrhea. Edit: Buy your own EColi 115 here: https://www.mast-group.com/uk/products/id-and-detection/mast-assure-escherichia-coli-agglutinating-antisera/m12045/
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Mar 30, 2024 19:42
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Thatcher took our milk, gave us poo.
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Mar 30, 2024 20:00
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fuctifino posted:Whenever I think of Andrew Neil, I'm reminded of his prominent launch of GBNews, followed by his quick exit and retreat to his home in France. And that time, to reinforce how much of an unknown fossil he is in the political world stage, he was mistaken for a leftie by Ben Shapiro.
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Mar 31, 2024 04:35
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King Chuck about to Force Lightning the paparazzi.
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Mar 31, 2024 11:54
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OwlFancier posted:Nice coat he has, wouldn't mind one of them myself. I dunno, I think only Archbishops can wear those.
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Mar 31, 2024 12:13
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Office chairs do matter. In my last work, we had chairs that were approaching 15 years old, having dozens of people fart into them, and half were already broken in one way or another. So they decided to get new ones, and offered us to select which ones to get. They gave us 5 versions to trial, most were good, but one was tight on the arse when sitting, another didn't have much back support, etc. We all had the vote, and the most selected was one where it had a strong back and wide on the arse. Seeing most of us are comic shop guy stereotypes was perfect for us. Of course the office took the votes, and bought the cheapest ones which was was the lowest voted one. We continued to use the fart chairs.
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Apr 1, 2024 09:26
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Failed Imagineer posted:I like when I go to the bbc.co.uk site and for 2 seconds it shows all the insane stupid bullshit headlines before I get redirected to bbc.com which shows actual news lol I hate that as it catches me off guard most of the time. Don't think any other site does it, or they probably have better website coding to do it before they show you the page.
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