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fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

just wanted to say again: lol

# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 22:47

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 16:02

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

Sam Sanskrit posted:

EDIT: I really wish the tweets still existed and I could find them. I think it was after his daughter "died" but I'm not really sure.

his daughter was the child soldier

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 02:52

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

Sam Sanskrit posted:

I believe he was "trapped in a non-powered elevator" when his daughter was "dying"

He was still tweeting though.

COME ON LMFAO

every detail gets funnier

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 02:55

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

why oh why didnt i use my badass merc body to take the stairs

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 02:56

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

loling at the discord posting as usual as he allegedly dies

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 06:09

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

oh my god it was dragon doctors lol

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 17:30

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Hang on… TDI rescued a young Japanese girl and beat up her dad? Sounds familiar…

ummm what if this is literally what he based it on like the mr and mrs smith origin story lol

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 19:47

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

i see a ladder and i want to paint it gold

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 21:49

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

Ibram Gaunt posted:

I've not heard even a second of the Sekiro dub. I'm getting sick just imagining it.

its terrible except for the guy who plays oniwa, who screams an award winning introduction

e:

LazyMaybe posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxns3HUGxlc

this

# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 00:25

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

lol at the weepy demands to leave the discord server alone for fear of trolling and harrassment that ended in the plug being pulled on it unceremoniously

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 05:28

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

i dont think you guys should be interacting with each other if the end result is a cult of personality revolving around the dumbest lies ever told

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 05:30

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

insane anime posted:

quoting from the the other thread:

Goon named McMuffin Man who was obsessed with fallout 3 and filled with hate for the world (no gf, no job, no money, etc). It was right on release, he would go out in public and pretend he was in FO3. His apartment was the vault, and he would go out on the 1st and 15th to get supplies and 'forage.' The kicker was the radiation was rap music. He hated hip hop music more than women and super mutants, so if he heard rap music he was taking RADs and had to find a new path to Dollar General. The climax of the thread was when he was stuck at the crosswalk by somone dancing to Lil Wayne's Lollipop and he collapsed to the ground in disgust/radiation overwhelmed him and he said the guy listening to it just put the boom box thing right next to his face while he was lying down and was doing that laugh lil wayne does in all his songs

lmfao

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 23:30

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

Paladinus posted:

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 20:19

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

Bicyclops posted:

My favorite are all the articles from the pandemic that are all like "How Diablo 3 Taught Me That My Marriage was Over" lmao

e: this was actually way before the pandemic but I had forgotten that was almost literally the headline https://kotaku.com/how-diablo-iii-told-me-my-marriage-was-over-5964584

dreadful. i loved reading this

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 17:09

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

lmfao the epic feminist game where you are a pimp

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 17:13

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

gabe is too busy collecting knives to make games any more. i wish him well but also gently caress him

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 17:51

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

white boys are famous for not being able to tolerate sexy video games

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 17:52

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

i played (modded) morrowind for the first time ever in 2018 and it rocketed to the top of my faves. easily my favorite bethesda creation with f:nv in a close second. would recommend to anyone who wants to play an actual game for a change

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 02:26

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

the only thing i know about atlus is that jack frost rules. hee ho!

e: is that really what the full body characters look like

# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 04:12

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Hee-hotax: I�m gonna shoot myself ho

mangosteen sales pitch

# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 04:22

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

womb with a view posted:

I keep thinking of getting that

its p good and i find it easy to pick up and put down.
e: i get too mad at bad RNG so i get tilted and turn the game off lol. one weird trick to stop gambling

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 17:13

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

euroshopper posted:

/srs

blood in the water

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 23:29

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

seb sucks for not even bothering to check lol

# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 03:20

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

the character of man with porn wife was a flop with audiences and was killed off

# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 05:13

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

sebmojo posted:

By cancer, the cruelest of all imaginary deaths

dont talk to me, thank you

# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 14:46

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

they are not a good fit for the culture of the forums

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 03:59

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

that guy is deeply condescending to everyone around him as a habit.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 17:50

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he's right

hes not even wrong that artists need to stop working for dogshit companies but chooses the worst example as a hill to die on and couches it in terms that escalate it from "personal annoyance" to national moral crisis on par with working for the NYPD lol

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 17:55

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

Feels Villeneuve posted:

i think the best part is they work as a public school teacher making them literally a government worker

lol but also now i understand them. thats not meant to be negative like now i understand why they approach discussions they way they do.
teaching sucks and its hard. people who do it get more leeway for annoying but benign behavior imo

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 19:59

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

Orbs posted:

Text essays are wonderful too, but they don't have the imagery of video versions, which tells whole extra bonus stories when they put the effort into that.

just wanted to lol at this toddler description of visual media

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 09:03

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

whole extra bonus stories

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 09:05

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Jeff asks for funny ads to be made

jeff, do you think its reasonable to ask people to do free work for nordvpn's bottom line. are you insane

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 15:00

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

That DICK! posted:

"The Monitor"

lol

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 16:08

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

CelticPredator posted:

Idk if this is the person but I found this guy a while back and fell in love with his miniatures. He lives in the same state as me and if I can get the chance I want to hire him for a film project

https://youtube.com/@Boylei?si=fbWLBz61W65xw2Yj

i think they mean bobby fingers. his poo poo does rule lol.
https://www.youtube.com/@bobbyfingers

people who work in 3d mediums are like wizards, to me

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 16:18

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

gently caress this toilet musical (positive)

had to scroll up to realize this wasnt about urinetown

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 16:27

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

dav pilkey is making fat, fat stacks on his "dog man" comics right now and it genuinely could not have happened to a nicer guy. he has a sincere care for the well-being of kid's brains thats refreshing to see

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 16:46