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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

That thread is like Awful Yearbook except instead of roasting people for looking like poo poo you have to be kind and supportive. “Wow, looking good Valko!” No, he looks like a Neanderthal that has to go from cave to cave introducing himself as a sex offender.

No, I don't have to introduce myself to new neighbours. But maybe one day I'll knock on your door and introduce your head to your rear end... or someone else's.



I've also updated that thread with something that should keep a gossip monger like yourself busy for a while. Enjoy.

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015
It was GIMP actually

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Enjoying an episode of Dr. Who comes as naturally to the average englishman as enjoying Law and Order comes to an American.

Yeah, checks out.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
The past few pages have been fascinating.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Excuse the self quoting but

sheesh who is that guy lol

I did not know about this. It makes what I did seem even worse, somehow.

But then again, there were a lot of things I was ignorant about.

Valko posted:

I just figure they are trying to be funny by being offensive. I spent 3 minutes just skimming the surface for the screencaps I posted.

Or in other words:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

That was only the third thing on my rapsheet but I was totally guilty of acting like the guy in the comic - and doubled down on it ever since until a few years ago. Smythe was only half-right when he said the insanely unhinged posts I had been making must be some sort of bit. A lot of it was me stubbornly refusing to admit I was wrong.

There were probably others like me too. They didn't do what I did or leave for BnR. They just... left.

KM did more harm than a lot of people realised. I'm not making excuses for myself. I'll be known as the idiot who threatened to shoot people forever and it's deserved.

My gut feeling is it's a bad idea posting this but... gently caress it. Cursor been hovering over the Submit Reply button for half an hour now.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Yep.

I was told before that I desperately need to work on having thoughts I don't post. Still working on it.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

TheSwizzler posted:

Go out, grab a nice coffee and a pastry

I actually did go out and got a pack of spaghetti and 4 apple and cereal yoghurts. The place I've been working at isn't open until tomorrow. I'll probably watch the rest of Invincible season 2 before I make a start on dinner. Thinking about making assassins pasta tonight because my youtube feed is filling up with stuff about it. Looks tasty.

I think J.K. Simmons is really phoning it in as Omniman, though. He doesn't seem to be putting in the same effort as he did when he played J. Jonah Jameson in the Sam Raimi Spiderman films.

I'll be sure to come back in a few hours and share my thoughts about Invincible Season 2 with The Kins later though. I'm sure he'd love to hear all about it.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Seth is very very bad at modding.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

astral posted:

One affected person said they had a known issue with an infected minecraft mod stealing credentials; based on the hit/miss rate of the bad actor(s) who accessed the affected accounts, it had to be something along those lines.

Noticed an odd ban in the LC a few days ago.

mpashanin posted:

Seth edit: unsure if this is a joke or not

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

That was an account that only made 19 posts just over a decade ago. It was to advertise a game called Confederate Express.

Can we expect more inactive accounts randomly posting porn?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I will protect this thread from any and all GBS mods

Chainprobe Seth.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Heath posted:

I'll do it. I'm not scared. What's the worst they could do to me *looks down at a blue star gradually forming on the back of my hand like a piece of the Triforce* no!!!

The people who want to be a mod are often the last people who should be.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

pog boyfriend posted:

love that theres always some annoying mod nobody likes trying to be one of the boys while hiding behind their mod shield lol

It's particularly stupid that Seth is trying to get himself accepted by the dumbest clique on the forums.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I couldn't help noticing some of the earlier episodes of South Park used the same sound effects as Heroes of Might and Magic 3.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Antivehicular posted:

Frantically refreshing GBS, looking for a bad post to carry his message to the world, until -- at last! Someone typed "r-words" in the GBS Trump thread

Some mods are trigger happy in all the wrong loving ways.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Coolguye posted:

imho you should simply be relieved. i've made moves a few times in those situations and regretted it 100% of the time.

this is not a joke post con tail is just not worth it at all

Throbbin' Robin?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Dongicus posted:

i think microsoft bans you from flight sim if you try to fly a plane into the towers

This gave me an idea. Carmaggedon but with Planes? No, too much space in the open sky - maybe with Descent style levels.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

lobster shirt posted:

i like valko. still laughing about baldzilla.

He's not.

bradzilla posted:

the prize is valko's permabanned goon conspiracy spreadsheets

Anyway, during the recent fight I was pm'd some interesting information about a derpies-tempus thales connection. The goon wants to remain anonymous - and I don't blame them.

e: lol, look through 3 pages of a suspicious newcomers post history and I get this av.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

TheMightyBoops posted:

I had a locksmith try to pick the lock of my front door once and he couldn’t do it and we ended up blowing up my door with a balloon thing and releasing the latch that way. (It was just the door handle that got locked so there was no deadbolt.)

Needless to say I leave my house with balloons every morning now.

I had to get through a locked door once when I was much younger. My dad owned a building that he rented out to a few people. The hair dressers couldn't get in one morning - the lock had jammed. My dad wasn't about so I grabbed a coat hanger to see if I could pick the lock - (I was young - I thought I could use my video game knowledge to pick locks - but oblivion didn't come out for a while later. Don't know where I got it from).

No such luck. I grabbed a sledgehammer instead. I wasn't going to beat the door down, just break the door handle and lock off.

I just said "alright, no way to be subtle..." It took about 4-5 massive swings. The hairdressers were nervously laughing as this was happening on a busy morning on the main street of our town.

When the door swung open there was a little elderly man halfway down the stairs with a look of terror on his face - when he seen me standing there with a sledge. He lived in the flat beside the hairdresser. He didn't know wtf.

Looking back I think a hammer and chisel would have worked better.

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

NoiseAnnoys posted:

valko, have you considered documenting your life, perhaps in a blog or youtube video journal form?

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