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which ketchup is best
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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I don't even own a ketchup

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

3 DONG HORSE posted:

you should get one, it's pretty good

Seriously, why? I have hot sauces. I have salsas. I have spicy mayo.

Why do I need Ketchup at all?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Is there a major brand spicy ketchup on the market?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Green salsa mixed in with a bit of mayo and pepper

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

What do you normally put this on? It sounds good.

Dip in fries or other form of potatoes. Could be a good burger or chicken sandwich topping.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

A1 Sauce on Veggie burgers.

Next level thinking.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Catastrophe posted:

I had an A1 sauce obsession when I was a kid. I've been a vegetarian since I was like 4 so it wasn't for steak. A1 was the only thing that I would put on mashed potatoes. My parents made mashed potatoes a lot. I went through a lot of A1.

A1 Vegetarian Gang!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Wendigee posted:

I like Heinz ketchup with my medium rare steak and lots of it.

I like to take a slice of garlic bread, dunk some pieces of steak in ketchup, then make a lil open faced sandwich

Paging fancy cooking guy

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TrashMammal posted:

nothing technically wrong with ketchup on steak. all those flavors work quite well together. only reason people look down on it is because ketchup is the common man’s sauce

The class war knows no boundaries

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

If I had to choose only one sauce, and only one?

Franks Red Hot

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Just got the BIG franks bottle today.

That's a nozzle that needs to be maintained now and then, I'll tell you waht.

From getting clogged up

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Smugworth posted:



It's so drat good

This isn't about proving how your hot sauce will "fry your anus as it blows out your taste buds!!!"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

dee eight posted:

i worked with a hmong lady and she gave me a taste of her homemade ghost pepper sauce once

i was like wow that's delish and then my eyeballs started to sweat

hell my skeleton was sweating

my truck out in the parking lot was sweating

my children broke out in hives

my ancestors tombstones were sweating

it was p good stuff

More power to you, but that's just not my thing.

I like a nice moderate sauce.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I always get a kick out of the biggest wusses wailing the most about hotter sauces.

They aren't made for you, go eat some mayo and be quiet.

Yeah, here's the hot sauce guy

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Green chile

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

uber_stoat posted:

the Rooster sauce company really poo poo the bed. they used to dominate that space and now there's a bunch of competitors.

big time drama. they took their sole supplier of peppers (for decades) to court and lost. their product disappeared from stores for years, they had to pay a big rear end settlement, and now they look like assholes who won't honor contracts.

Has anyone made a movie yet?

Could call it "The Rooster"; "Rooster"
"The Rooster Ranch"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TrashMammal posted:

uh, hello, it should for obvs be titled COCKFIGHT

Doesn't play with our South Carolina Christians

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

HEEEEY here comes the roooooster........

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Smugworth posted:

Mayo can be combined with any other ingredient to make a new type of mayo

Garlic mayo
Pepper mayo
Chipotle mayo
Ranch mayo
Miracle whip mayo
Arugula mayo
Sriracha mayo

Your Mama Mayo

(sorry!)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

hot sauces are a lot like one man shows, in that regadr.

lol a very sweet but also a bit bitter call back

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I don’t use restaurant catsup anymore ever since I saw someone at another table run his finger around the rim and lick it.

LOL when I was a small child I observed my father fully cleaning a ketchup bottle at a public establishment.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Whatever Rib Kid recommends.

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