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Ham warmer
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 06:23 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:48 |
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Cornwind Evil posted:Ye old gameplay and story segregation. Same logic in how many RPGs literal gods who could destroy the universe are stopped by being reduced to zero hit points like the weakest enemies of the starting zone. In everyone's codex, they're unstoppable juggernauts who smash everything that dares oppose them, and every other side gets to get smashed to show off the qualities of the forces the codex is supporting. Then you switch to another one and now those juggernauts are getting smashed in turn. It's also part of The Joke
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 17:10 |
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Eclipse12 posted:Just read about penitent engines and... yikes. Arco-flagellants are also pretty neato
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 17:57 |
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My favourite warhammer character is Ferrus Manus, primarch of the Iron Hands legion. Ferrus Manus, of course, means Iron Hand and the space marines of the legion/chapter replace their hands with iron bionics and follow his teachings, the Iron Creed. They're lead by the Iron Council, which is made up of 40 Iron Fathers and follow the are currently waging the Iron Crusade to save the Iron Guard of Mordia from chaos.
Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Mar 31, 2024 |
# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 07:15 |
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Hollismason posted:Oh drat GW ended Forgeworld. What the gently caress. I remember the Horus Heresy books and models looking amazing. It was merged with the main warhammer site, it technically still exists but it's no longer a seperate retailer
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 18:52 |
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why is ferrus manus red
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 05:20 |
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My understanding is that the VerbNouner VerbNoun naming scheme has more to do with SEO than copyright, either way it's annoying
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 20:17 |
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Big twist: there never were necrontyr, the necrons were implanted with fake memories as a joke
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 19:39 |
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Benagain posted:There's a necron lord whose schtik is that he was one of the greatest generals they've ever known but is suffering from dementia and views all opponents as variations of battles he's already fought with no knowledge of his current state as a soulless robot. He'll do things like take captive generals back to the flagship to feast them in honor of their worthy combat and not in the way where they're all insane and eating each other, he just has a banquet for some poor imperial bastard who can't understand what's happening or why the robots have piles of food in front of them. He wins so much that no one has been able to coup him even though his underlings are sick of it. Well, plus he has an insanely competent and sane bodyguard. the necrons have a bunch of old gay married couples and i love them all
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:00 |
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a pipe smoking dog posted:My brother recently bought some Tau guys and I don't know what their deal is supposed to be. Imperialists that "generously" allow other species to join their empire (so long as they fit into the incredibly regid caste system the entire empire is based around). They're the bright eyed, naive faction that thinks the warp, psykers and daemons can be understood through science, like the material world, when it absolutely cannot. Also they build big robot battlesuits and hovertanks
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:03 |
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CapnAndy posted:Yeah, you're conflating. There were 20 legions pre-Heresy, which got broken up afterwards into a very carefully never specified amount of chapters which top out at 1000 marines each, specifically so that dudes going Chaos-happy would have the amount of troops they could drag into treachery with them limited. nah, there wasn't a hard limit to the number of chapters but it was stated to be about 1000 and is now much more than that due to the ultima founding
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 02:07 |
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Bohemian Nights posted:I don't think rememberancers are stupid at all; they're cool characters, and a good plot device to justify a human POV that has plausible reason to rub shoulders with the major characters across the different legions They're space reporters
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 02:20 |
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SalTheBard posted:I used to read White Dwarf religiously and they did a series about the different Primarchs and their lives growing up and Ferrus Manus was always my favorite. There's a fun bit in one of the horus heresy novels where you briefly see ferrus manus's childhood: his primarch pod accidentally let loose the necronndragon he would later drown and he immediately swears to not even talk to another human until he's killed it
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 02:22 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The Primarch backgrounds are fun since they're basically all mythic hero/superhero/supervillain origin stories from different genres, and then the Emperor comes along and usually fucks things up for no reason. The loyalists are just the ones he made the least number of mistakes with
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 05:08 |
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tbf corax is a weenie
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 05:21 |
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2 iron guys, 2 batmans, 2 vampires (one is also a batman), 2 wolf guys, 2 dead guys, 2 nerds, 2 nice guys, 2 minorities, 2 alpha legion guys, etc. It's a classic formula
Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 05:27 on May 4, 2024 |
# ¿ May 4, 2024 05:24 |
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Tau are fairly standard imperialist colonisers that would be the villain in any series that's less grimdark than 40k
Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 23:54 on May 7, 2024 |
# ¿ May 6, 2024 19:50 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Back in early 2000s I remember browsing a 40K book and seeing an entry for Planetary Governor. Is that a standard thing for every edition or would it be in a specific book? Planetary Governors are are a fairly standard part of 40k lore and show up in a lot of different places. They're generally the main imperial politicians ruling over a planet, though the specifics of their rule, roles, responsibilities, etc varies planet to planet or author to author
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 03:05 |
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SirPhoebos posted:Has anyone ever written a story about someone that fakes being an Inquisitor and gets away with it through sheer chuzpah? One of the protagonists of the novel Requiem Infernal is a guy that pretends to be an Inquisitor as he hunts down someone who may actually be or had been an Inquisitor
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 23:53 |
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Rebel Blob posted:Puts me in mind of this bit of animation. Not 40K, but relatively close all things considered. Memories owned
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 22:35 |
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Barudak posted:Fabius Bile just wants to have kids and its nice that the Chaos Gods support his efforts to be a single parent They really aren't fond of him, since he doesn't believe they're gods
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 03:57 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:exactly one of em is fond of him. thats what being a champion means. Lucius is the designated champ on the tabletop, because Slaanesh finds it funny that he's claims to be the greatest swordsman despite being repeatedly beaten
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 04:00 |
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CapnAndy posted:I'm still working through End and the Death but I like how they did Khorne's pitch to Dorn in that. Dorn spends basically the entire Heresy series trying very hard not to buckle under all the pressure he's under as the one guy responsible for keeping the Emperor safe, stressing out about having to make a billion decisions a day while having to manage at least as many overinflated egos, and chafing at his responsibility to stand on the walls and wait while everyone else is out there fighting traitors. Then Dorn is too much of a stubborn nerd to give in, which is great
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 19:29 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:at least Hp lovecraft said you couldn't understand what you saw other authors took lovecraft's ideas and made them vaguely readable
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 20:27 |
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sad question posted:"His mind reeled trying to understand the indescribable horror before him. An interracial couple or birth certificate proving his ancestors were Welsh." "A regular-rear end penguin or other animals"
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 21:01 |
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i used to have the poster version of this from an issue of white dwarf
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 22:46 |
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Benagain posted:The best part is immediately after that Malcador thinks "eh. It's just a room" "i've seen goldener"
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 04:54 |
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Kardan Stronos and Jalenghaal of the Iron Hands are boyfriends imho
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 16:34 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:high gothic is supposed to be a future language but in all actual cases basically just dog latin. low gothic is also supposed to be a bewildering menagerie of future languages but in all actual cases english or accented english By the Horus Heresy, the Imperium has recovered all three of Shakespire's plays
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 02:53 |
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Benagain posted:Servitors vary widely in canon, there's a whole spectrum from lobotomized automoton to "on this planet the punishment is getting hardwired into a car AND keeping your personality." One of my favourite sections of a 40k novel comes from Guy Haley's Flesh And Steel, which is a murder mystery involving servitors. The main character is brought through a servitor manufactory when visiting a suspect to question. quote:The sound was the worst. Shouting, screaming, praying, weeping, all the cries of human terror and misery. Very effective horror
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 02:59 |
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Hihohe posted:I believe it was Hired Gun where the way you "hack" a servitor that handles a door is you just start smacking thier head around yelling "OPEN THE drat DOOR" Hired Gun was a really fun Doom2016like
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 14:35 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:48 |
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Tree Bucket posted:I kind of regret reading the servitor human factory thing, thread. It's a good novel
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 14:52 |