Baltimore's Key Bridge has collapsed.

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500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

I pushed a miata over that bridge in a snow storm, rip

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 11:42

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 22:04

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh my god! You're right. When I saw it first I thought I thought I was seeing the silhouette of the ship pass behind the pylon, but it's the other way around. WTF.

Funky to see, plunky to sea

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 12:49

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Just fyi if this is a joke about my intelligence I don't get it for obvious reasons.

Nope just being dumb about your username and then made a rhyme

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 13:20

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

This is why we need to bring back sails

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 14:06

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Spandex Bonerlord posted:

This is really bad for Biden.

Not bad enough imo

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 14:31

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

thunderspanks posted:

That ship was literally the largest container ship in the world when it was launched in 2019, if that helps guide you to an answer.

It's a panamax so no, it wasn't

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 16:04

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

thunderspanks posted:

ok I'll say I was wrong if you can find a better source
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-suffolk-49610297

Sorry thought you meant the Dali

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 16:09

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Klyith posted:

The panama canal also use got upgraded over the last 10 years so the most common size of container ship is now *much* bigger.

Neopanamax is like twice the cargo size of old panamax (ie twice the mass), and 20-60% bigger in every physical dimension.

Closer to 3x cargo capacity, 5000 vs 13000 TEU

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 16:20

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

smackfu posted:

Heh, NYTimes managed to dig up this expert.

It was like 45 billion newtons of energy, loving " errant ship" like it's a little dinghy

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 00:18

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Would dropping anchor done anything? Not many brake options it seems.

They did and it didnt

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 02:11

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Lots of jokes about bridge masters but not one mentioned the Pontifex Maximus

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 19:13

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

wesleywillis posted:

Isn't the mason dixon line east-west?
Also yeah I guess the people can't just drive a few miles out of the way and get to the other side of the harbour.

So I guess she's right, country completely divided. Thanks JFK.

The line is east-west, dividing the country into a north and a south

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 19:16

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Kevyn posted:

You know those salmon cannons that launch fish upstream over dams? That, but for boats

T shirt cannons firing fish into the audience

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 02:20

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

ZeusCannon posted:

gently caress yeah. Paint the picture of a long gone used to be local beer company on the side and let it rip

Does Reckless Ric's still exist in glen burnie

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 02:25

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 22:04

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Medullah posted:

Giant trebuchets and nets on both sides to launch people across

scaled up hotwheels track with speed boosters and some ramps on both sides of the bay

# ¿ May 9, 2024 13:08

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