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Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

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Can somebody explain the “sex arse” thing?

Fishy Flip posted:

Found some aftermath close-ups.















The emergency vehicle lighting makes these photos eerily pretty :pwn:

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Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

It's that mother fucker Joe Biden.

There’s nothing these hateful smoothbrained morons can’t turn into a bizarre and lazy attack on the president



(This is a former cop who was heavily featured on the first seasons of LivePD until she got fired from the force and went onto do onlyfans. Honestly would be a respectable career swerve if she wasn’t such a piece of poo poo)

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

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biznatchio posted:

I wonder who won the pool.

Probably less of a pool and more of a tontine at this point

edit: :argh:

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

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wesleywillis posted:

At some point in the process of rebuilding that bridge, we're going to find out that the dude who the bridge was named after, was a sex pest, racist, anti-gay or some other poo poo like that and then the new bridge will be named after a woman, someone not white/heterosexual and then it will be "THEY DESTROYED CANCELLED THAT BRIDGE DUE TO WOKENESS AND NOW ITS NAMED AFTER A NON-WHITE/HETERO/MALE PERSON CAUSE WOKENESS THERE EVEN CANCELLING ARE BRIDGES NOW FIGHT THE WOKE-UPATION** OF 'MERICA!!!"

pronounced "woke-you-pay-shin"

Francis Scott Key was the guy who wrote the words to the Star Spangled Banner, and most definitely owned slaves

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

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e: awful app double posted when it crashed like a cargo ship into a bridge pylon

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

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Elon is push-notifying posts like this, from insane right-wing q conspiracy loons :waycool:

quote:

Multiple intel sources: Baltimore bridge collapse was an “absolutely brilliant strategic attack” on US critical infrastructure - most likely cyber - & our intel agencies know it. In information warfare terms, they just divided the US along the Mason Dixon line exactly like the Civil War.

Second busiest strategic roadway in the nation for hazardous material now down for 4-5 years - which is how long they say it will take to recover. Bridge was built specifically to move hazardous material - fuel, diesel, propane gas, nitrogen, highly flammable materials, chemicals and oversized cargo that cannot fit in the tunnels - that supply chain now crippled.

Make no mistake: this was an extraordinary attack in terms of planning, timing & execution.

The two critical components on that bridge are the two load-bearing pylons on each end, closest to the shore. They are bigger, thicker and deeper than anything else. These are the anchor points and they knew that hitting either one one of them would be a fatal wound to the integrity of the bridge.

Half a mile of bridge went in the river - likely you will have to build a new one. Also caused so much damage to the structural integrity of the bottom concrete part that you cannot see & won’t know until they take the wreckage apart. Structural destruction likely absolute.

Attack perfectly targeted.

“They have figured out how to bring us down. As long as you stay away from the teeth of the US military, you can pick the US apart. We are arrogant and ignorant - lethal combination. Obama said they would fundamentally change America and they did. We are in a free-fall ride on a roller coaster right now - no brakes - just picking up speed.”

The footage shows the cargo ship never got in the approach lane in the channel. You have to be in the channel before you get into that turn. Location was precise/deliberate: chose a bend in the river where you have to slow down and commit yourself - once you are committed in that area there is not enough room to maneuver.

Should have had a harbor pilot to pilot the boat. You are not supposed to traverse any obstacles without the harbor pilot.

They chose a full moon so they would have maximum tidal shift - rise and fall. Brisk flow in that river on a normal day & have had a lot of rain recently so water was already moving along at a good pace.

Hit it with enough kinetic energy to knock the load-bearing pylon out from under the highway - which fatally weakens the span and then 50 percent of the bridge fell into the water.

All these factors when you look at it - this is how you teach people how to do this type of attack and there are so few people left in the system who know this. We have a Junior varsity team on the field.

Tremendous navigational obstruction. Huge logistical nightmare to clean this up. Number of dead is tragic but not the whole measure of the attack.

That kind-of bridge constantly under repair - always at night because there is so much traffic and they cannot obstruct that during the day. So concern is for repair guys who were on foot (out of their vehicles) working who may now be in the water - 48 degrees at most at this time of year.

When you choke off Baltimore you have cut the main north-south hazardous corridor (I95) in half. Now has to go around the city - or go somewhere else.

To move some of that cargo through the tunnel you may be able to get a permit but those are slow to get and require an escort system that is expensive and has to be done at night.

For every $100 dollars that goes into the city, $12 comes from shipping. Believe this will cripple the city of Baltimore at a time when they do not have the resources to recover.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

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mllaneza posted:

I like that they got the easily-checkable fact wrong. The ship did in fact have a harbor pilot aboard.

That’s literally the only correction in the “Readers added context” section



And not, like, literally everything else hilariously crazy and wrong in the post.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

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mllaneza posted:

TBF, there's probably a character limit on community notes.

Feels like the smart thing would be to just go with “there is zero evidence this was an organized attack,” but maybe they tried that and the weirdos on Twitter gang-downvoted it

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

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mllaneza posted:

TBF, there's probably a character limit on community notes.

Maybe, but it seems like the smart play would just be to say “there’s zero evidence that this was a planned attack,” but maybe they tried that and the musk trolls gang-downvoted it


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Mothman was supposed to warn us. That’s his entire loving job and he sucks at it. Just abysmal. I guess get another job you loving winged freak. Nobody wants your bullshit if you can’t pull your own weight.

Perhaps this is righteous punishment after how we mocked and disrespected His visage

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

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frumpykvetchbot posted:

the bridge pillars was made from the flimsiest pronouns you can imagine.


:lol:

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

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Is this that scene where a boat drives onto a crowded beach?

Other than they both have boats how in the gently caress is that “eerily close”?

lmao these people are ill

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Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

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According to a local on Reddit, they recovered the last body yesterday and are ahead of schedule on progress.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OnPatrolLive/s/sNT4fjA1fL

quote:

Key Bridge Update

Not 100% show-related but y’all have been so kind about this situation that I wanted to share some updates that may not have made it out of the local news.

Five weeks after the collapse, the last body was found earlier today (5/7/2024). 6/6, they’re all coming home.

The first container ship made it back to the port earlier this week. This is the size of the ship that took the bridge out originally and the bread and butter of the port traffic. The original estimate was six weeks; we did it in five.

The Domino sugar ships have been coming in for two weeks (still cracking up at someone’s comment from the Live Feed a few weeks ago that it was a slow way to get a pizza…dude, I needed that laugh.)

We’re coming back slowly but steadily. People are getting back to work. The current estimate on a new bridge is 2028. We’ll probably get one in 2027. We like exceeding expectations around here. 💜

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