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I only smoke if I've been drinking a shitton and I HATE indoor smoking sections SO loving MUCH. Like the IRL equivalent of "oh, you want a cigarette? Try SMOKING A WHOLE CARTON BY FORCE". Go stand on the curb in the snow like the gods intended 
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wheatpuppy posted:Also they don't let you in to the American Doll cafe without a kid, and that's where the best crab cakes are. I love that story so much. I love how that guy got absolutely loaded on champagne. Did he have to rent a doll for the table??
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snergle posted:i missed this one could someone repost? AITA for going to the American Girl Doll cafe alone? quote:I’m 31M. Years ago I went to the American Girl Cafe for my nieces birthday. I didn’t really want to go, but while I was there I ordered the crab cakes and they were actually amazing. I’ve been thinking about them regularly since then. I have no interest in the dolls, just the crab cakes. Hammered off my rear end in the American Girl Doll Crab Room
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quote:I’m a 31 year old man. I am not a pedophile. Amazing start tbh
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I genuinely don't know why some people choose to keep dating the kind of guy whose mom thinks she's your romantic rival
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Apr 14, 2024 15:53
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litany of gulps posted:Charters just kick them out and private schools don't even allow them in. I totally get what you're saying here but I was an extremely loving neurodivergent actually crazy kid and private school let me in just fine (and probably gave me a little extra leeway like suspending me instead of kicking me out when I threatened to jump off a bridge and such). Also, yeah, idk, I've had both really awesome teachers, and also teachers who physically laid hands on students, but there's a special place in Hell for the kind of teacher who just loving spitefully hates kids and sees them as a problem to be eradiacted.
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Apr 15, 2024 04:06
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litany of gulps posted:Ahh, so your family had money. You are correct, that allows you to get away with things that poor kids don't. I was trying to hold back because I can't comfortably contribute to this conversation because I was physically assaulted by a teacher growing up, which permanently hosed me up. Rich kids get hit and touched and shoved too. Suck my dick. I'll take a sixer, please
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Apr 15, 2024 04:47
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Mx. posted:[b]AITA for being pissed off our kitchen flooded? I have a number of follow-up questions edit: I just need that angry teacher to know the "thing I got away with that poor kids didn't" is attempting suicide as a teenager so that's fun
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Apr 15, 2024 05:08
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Captain Hygiene posted:Lmao What was he watching that made him flood the kitchen so many times
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Apr 15, 2024 05:11
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Flooding counts as a pre-existing condition
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Apr 15, 2024 05:22
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A reverse Bean Dad, if you will
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Come on guys, you’re ruining National Laundry Day. Did National Laundry Day go to private school? It might deserve this I guess on further reflection I'm lucky my parents pulled me out of public school if it stopped more people like litany of gulps from telling me I deserve to be suicidal as a child, which I wasn't expecting on my bingo card in my 30's. Like, you decided to insult me for being a neurodivergent child and I'm not even a child any more. I'm really lucky my parents took an interest in my life as a kid, and I hope you don't treat the kids you teach this way. No kid "Deserves" mental illness even if their parents are able to take care of them. If your kid is suicidal, something is very wrong. If you're somehow a teenager reading this and a teacher tells you you can "get away with" suicidal thoughts because you're "lucky", please find an adult you trust and talk to them ASAP. I'll drop this but yeah. Hug your kid for me, okay? I'm never gonna have them, but I hope nobody talks to your kid the way people talk to/treated me. edit: also I did not grow up in America so I am guessing private school means "rich people cannibal party" over here or something instead of "slightly fancier public school" Steve Vader posted:It can't be a texture thing because ham has the worst of all meat textures.  Ham somehow tastes better cubed, which is a scientific hypothesis I do not understand
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Neito posted:AITA for making the perfect phone call? Carmen Sandiego getting lazier in her old age I see
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Apr 15, 2024 15:01
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haveblue posted:My kitchen has one sink with neither a garbage disposal nor an overflow. If I left the water running and there was a bunch of debris in the drain, it could definitely spill over Yeah, my sink is like this, too. Every so often a saucer or something floats to the bottom of the drain when the water's going and suddenly there's zero drainage and you have to fix it first
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I hate to say it, but she definitely met some guy she wants to gently caress while on vacation, right? And is staying extra days to do just that?
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Apr 15, 2024 15:20
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AKA Pseudonym posted:AITA for kicking out my wife's friend for saying that I am disgusting for feeding each other food with our hands? What the hell? Like spooning pasta into her mouth and poo poo?? edit: Oh excuse me "with our hands". Like going to town on a chicken drumstick someone else is holding?!
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Extremely long post for extremely low stakes I am tired of jokes about my ability to make mundane problems the most in-depth dramatic poo poo ever. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when Lieutenant Dan fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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CommissarMega posted:I'm not- mostly because you've never told one serves me right for not quoting the correct post (I have now quoted the correct post)
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Apr 16, 2024 04:04
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Pope Corky the IX posted:What kind of café is it? Crab Cakes n' Brut
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Apr 16, 2024 15:59
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I dated a guy who was mostly "off-grid" except for his roommate's Hulu account and actually owning a phone. He got paid $9 under the table to dig holes in an old guy's back yard and when he got heatstroke one day, the old guy handed him a Gatorade instead of sending him to the hospital. ...I hope he's doing better now  edit: Yes I asked why the guy needed constant holes and the answer was "Gardening" and not "Bodies" unfortunately
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Apr 16, 2024 17:31
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Midnight Voyager posted:The weirdest thing is that the mom is trying to help win her back! What do you mean she's calling to plead her case?? She clearly got what she wanted, the wedding to never happen. what did she think she wanted?? Possibly someone to lord it over? Like, "see your fiance/husband prefers ME!"  "Now you can have your baby boy back full time." is an absolute power move and rules
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Apr 16, 2024 19:10
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Every so often I think about the guy who thought twins take twice as long to cook inside their mother as a single baby would
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Apr 17, 2024 03:48
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Skutter posted:Gosh, how could this guy possibly be an rear end in a top hat? Oh god I can see myself doing this. It's me, the hypothetical A
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Apr 17, 2024 17:06
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:This guy is obviously TA but I do miss getting paper copies of certain things, the main one being concert tickets. I have a collection of old ticket stubs that just stops abruptly in the late 2000s. I totally agree. This dude sucks majorly and is a huge baby child, but also, I have zero desire to go to Disneyland ever since I found out the whole place operates on a weird app where you have to book appointments to ride rides and poo poo. I really hate using my phone and avoid 99% of all activities involving it so I just struck it off my "one day I'll go on holiday here" list.  haveblue posted:Husband just keeps misinterpreting “please come over and lay some pipe” He's installing soup tubes
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Apr 18, 2024 15:48
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Kenshin posted:No you're thinking of Fightman Was he the guy that was Instantly Angry?
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I desperately need to know what worm music is
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Also what fat they are fried in. Yeah, my ex was vegan and I remember it was a huuuuge deal when McDonald's changed their fries because it meant she could actually eat the fries there
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Ominous Jazz posted:text them
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Crocobile posted:Ok content. Try to guess what this guy’s upset about : He's upset that some people (who might've had a reservation) cut in line in front of him at a bar and it ruined his self esteem?  I thought he was gonna be mad that they got rejected for being underdressed or something.
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