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ApplesandOranges posted:Ex-friend 34F asked me 35M about our relationship over 10 years ago. How to respond?  This dude should not respond and in fact should probably just not talk to the ex's family at all, because she was, and they are continuing to, treat him as the backup plan. I know because I was in a very similar situation; my ex would go months, sometimes years without saying a word to me, and then suddenly come swanning in as if nothing had ever happened, stir things back up, get my hopes up (after making sure I was still single, of course). And then off they would gently caress again once the rough patch had passed, and I was left alone again. No one deserves to be strung along as someone else's Plan B, because you will never be Plan A.
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MagusofStars posted:Agreed, but per the comments, it's even more than that: No, it's anyone and everyone else's fault if my kid encounters an allergen! Certainly not mine or my child's for not paying the gently caress attention to what they were ham-fisting into their gob. What do you mean, I should parent my kid?!
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quantumwell posted:I agree, I'm very upset about it Clearly the solution is to Shrekify Big John.
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Crocobile posted:Remember the one where the young woman’s friend proposed to her out of no where? It got an update: I want this to have updates because I desperately want to know what the gently caress.
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My Spirit Otter posted:no but they are a burden on tax-payer funded healthcare systems, because it turns out you are not healthy at any size  "People are so mean to me for smoking! We all know who the real enemy is, though- those loving FATTIES  "
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Deified Data posted:Clear communication isn't this op's strong suit It is an increasingly rare thing these days and a lot of people seem to actively resist the very idea. "Clearly state my intentions and/or desires? Why would I do that?"
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Apr 11, 2024 01:05
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carrionman posted:Several of my inlaws are needing knee replacements, a couple are pre diabetic, directly caused by being obese for a couple of decades. No one here is saying that 'healthy at every size' is a thing, though. We're mocking the idea that fat people are on the same level as smokers. They don't increase the chances of people around them gaining weight via Second-Hand Fat.
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You put an obese person in a room with other people, and they'll likely sit and mind their business. You put a smoker in a room with other people, and that smoke is everyone's business, whether they want it to be or not. They are not even remotely the same and trying to claim the big people are the worse ones is dumb.
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The Lone Badger posted:With regard to the thread title: does anyone know what evil clown credentials are like? Are there evil clown colleges, or do you study regular clowning then do a masters in evil?
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Apr 11, 2024 02:12
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Acid vat that husband.
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Apr 13, 2024 14:12
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Lottery of Babylon posted:WIBTA for reporting my child's teacher? Quickly, Litany of Gulps! The beacon is lit! A teacher calls for aid!
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Apr 15, 2024 09:41
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Divorce his rear end. Then he can move up with dear old granny and be there every time she stubs a toe and declares a family emergency. I say this as someone who has had several grandparents die. These many heart attacks are a little sus, if I'm being honest. EIther Grandma is not taking proper care of herself, or she's enjoying the attention every time she's "on deaths doorstep" and everyone flocks in to see her for what might be the last time. Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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Sanford posted:One guy glared angrily as we ate a takeaway kebab between us then suddenly shouted “how do you know how much is yours??” The bits that you managed to cram into your mouth are yours, obviously. Whats left is still fair game.
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Apr 16, 2024 13:17
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Rat Patrol posted:Watching this thread learn in real time that things that work for some people don't work for all people, inspiring No! I am the protagonist of life, my way is the only correct way!
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Apr 16, 2024 14:23
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Apr 16, 2024 15:30
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"My boyfriend isn't into my wardrobe being heavily inspired by the Six Flags guy, what gives" (you can dress however the hell you want, obviously, but people are not required to like it) E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGV8DcuiZGo Getting ready for the big date night
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DoubleNegative posted:AITA for refusing to stop driving and sell my car despite my boyfriend asking me to do so?
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Apr 18, 2024 05:32
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Hey, if that little old dancing man doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will Our objections are to his fashion sense, not to his groove
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Apr 18, 2024 06:47
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You have a very strange definition of 'feeding'.
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Apr 18, 2024 08:40
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The state of public transportation and the fact that our society is built around the expectation of self-transportation are both irrelevant to the fact that the lady can't drive for poo poo.
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Hughlander posted:Super petty but I’m team Molly
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Apr 20, 2024 01:13
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Mandatory QR code menus are dumb and stupid.
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Apr 20, 2024 01:28
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gently caress yeah time for another of these god drat derails, lord knows we didn't already fuckin have one just the other week, to me my popcorn
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ApplesandOranges posted:Yeah I didn’t catch that or read the comments, so I’ve deleted that. Mea culpa. Sex Farm posted:Oh no a derail about how people shouldn't post abuse stories, cry me a loving river We've had this argument a thousand loving times. We *just had it*.
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Apr 21, 2024 08:20
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Weird how it only seems to happen when Corky is asleep too, what's up with that
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Apr 21, 2024 08:22
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Because I've got nothing to add that hasn't already been said. I agree they shouldn't be posted. Everyone has agreed they shouldn't be posted. It does not need to be relitigated for the fiftieth time.
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Apr 21, 2024 08:29
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Moon Slayer posted:Get ready to get mad. And it was absolutely a plantation- much like how she wouldn't outright *say* things because she Knew They Were Bad, she knows drat well plantations are bad and she wanted to get hitched at one anyway. Verdict:  Shanghaied posted:A heartwarming story in which a POC and a racist POS is brought together by the sheer stupidity of woman who doesn't believe in the concept of poison. Verdict:
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A little bit, but they were no longer actively dating and "bro code" is stupid and dumb, so 
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Ok let me clarify: it does say ON a horse, not TO a horse. My first thought wasn't "hey she's getting dicked down by Mr. Ed" it was more "huh...did she have an unexpected orgasm while riding?" That's also what I assumed, but the fruit, it is low hanging
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At least the dog just wants you to throw the ball and isn't judging you for not participating in the activities with the rest of the humans.
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Shanghaied posted:Seriously though, it's kinda weird to send them to a third party. Like what's next, send them to her co-workers? My niece is doing the same thing, and I swear to Satan, Iblis, and every other form of the great adversary, if I must repeat this sin to stop opening the lid to unfinished business, I will do so and I will not regret it for even a moment. Flush your godbedamned turds.
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mllaneza posted:I'll give the GF a lot of credit for being there when OP woke up and for staying with him for the two-day stay. You really really should not. The time for giving credit was when OP was trying to contact her with "holy gently caress please take me to the hospital"; blocking his number and continuing to party and only at 3am, getting home, going "oh poo poo he wasn't trying to ruin my evening, something he has never attempted to do before and I had no reason to think he would try to do" is way, way past the time for giving credit. This is 'desperate sucking up to avoid being broken up with' territory. Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Apr 24, 2024 |
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There exists a certain subset of posters both on Reddit and elsewhere to whom the man is always at fault, forever, no matter what actually happened, and they cling to this with the rabid faith of MAGA people clinging to the cheeto. They will twist facts or outright ignore them if they cannot be changed to alter events so that it is Always His Fault.
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Biplane posted:Leia is a Disney princess now, AND her Disney princess outfit is a white dress for maximum impact. vvv 
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Apr 25, 2024 13:57
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I am informed that Disney also owns Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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Apr 25, 2024 14:10
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I too judge you for cranking it to Saturn Devouring His Son.
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I'm *pretty sure* they mean the bit of umbilical cord that they leave attached to the babby that eventually dries up and falls off.
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the holy poopacy posted:Palate cleanser:  I may be cynical but I do enjoy happy endings. Good on the husband for taking the hint the universe was giving him to knock his poo poo off.
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trickybiscuits posted:Also cute  r/relationships: your immediate presence is worth about four grapes and a cheese cube It's probably too long, but it'd be great
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Destruct all pranksters. They have abused the privilege and cannot, must not be tolerated any longer.
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