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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

white is not a color it is the absence of color your child is stupid

But it can also be described as the sum of all colors.

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Uhuhuh, your like a, rainbow.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PHo0WQzCuQ

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



I'm on stray cat duty while my neighbor is out of town, he and his mother are such sweet cats. Gave them some catnip kitty treats for the first time today, they loved it. :3:

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


I think I'm ready for a haircut. It's been a very long time.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



That was a fun game.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


lobster shirt posted:

my mom just called me because she read a description of the interrupting cow knock knock joke and needed me to explain it to her lol

Lol

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


lobster shirt posted:

one time i told my mom i didnt like that song and she was OUTRAGED

Any chance she's a cab driver?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkobIFk0Buw

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Precambrian Video Games posted:

Want to pet every cat I see and then clean any discharge around their eyes (in that order).

Yeah shes got it bad every spring/summer/fall.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


It is a beautiful Sunday.



CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Lpzie posted:

u call it asterisks i call it rear end tricks

So it goes

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


boggers

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


selec posted:

made two pans of lasagna. gotta go to the store tomorrow to get more meats and make a pan for the freezer. in a surly mood all drat day so i'm going to tithe to a bail fund.

Homemade freezer lasagna for whenever is the best imo.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Dokapon Findom posted:

Cheese is not meant to be frozen.

And yet...

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


My lobster button up shirt will die the instant I put it in the dryer.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Smythe posted:

cleaned the kitchen today. took all the shelves out of the fridge and eveyrhing

Are you going to put them back in

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Lpzie posted:

in middle school i went to my buddy's house to teach him how to program because i used to punt him off aol and he thought i was a hacker. so we decompiled a prog and i hit run and it would throw up some error. so what i would do is go to that line of code and just delete it and then hit run again. and, you know, he just sat there for like an hour watching me do this, convinced he was learning cause I was making up reasons each time for why it failed. and at the end it didn't work, had almost no lines left, and then we just went swimming in the pool and that was that.

This is my experience with cold fusion

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Saw this guy again tonight 5 blocks away at my favorite local brewery. Luckily I had a little baggie of cat food on me.

He's got a snipped ear and collar so someone is taking care of him, but he just ate 3 handfuls of food and scarfed down a lot of water.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Smythe posted:

cool a gross bloody wolf or something. love to look at that. ?????

It's a cat

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


keffiyoheh...

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


my_custom_username posted:

What the hell is a formerian

When an Ian gets a nickname

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


post hole digger posted:

drat Steve Albini died. RIP to a real rear end dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXV6EmSBULY

There's an impromptu tribute set playing on WFMU right now. Rip.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



CaptainBeefart posted:

Saw this guy again tonight 5 blocks away at my favorite local brewery. Luckily I had a little baggie of cat food on me.

He's got a snipped ear and collar so someone is taking care of him, but he just ate 3 handfuls of food and scarfed down a lot of water.



Rip Moo. Hee was a bright light in the few days he was in my life. 😓

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Regarde Aduck posted:

wait what?

What happened?

He was hit by a car. My neighbor saw it happen and we immediately took him to the ER where it was determined he was not going to make it.

We are also dealing with a stray named Mama on its deathbed from old age that we cannot find, and I'm convinced she passed away overnight hiding somewhere. It has been a bad few days.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Thank you, I really appreciate it.






Lpzie, I'll fund your bus pass and dizziness medicine. Don't buy a car.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Thanks again. Check in on and pet your local strays. I'm gonna listen to some Califone and watch The X Files on mute and process things.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpaZYgOIl7U


My friend also just informed me that Tim Rutili (Red Red Meat and Califone) was in Ugly Casanova. Never knew that but it makes sense now.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


The Will Sasso Steven Seagal Mad TV bits were great

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlCq7Q6DHSg

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Heating seats in Florida. Hmm..

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


titty_baby_ posted:

"Don't shoot me!" as a response to any aggro post in tfr never fails to make me laugh

Same lol

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



They alternate this doggy poster and a Hitman Absolution promotional poster every 6 months or so. I love them.

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Buck Wildman posted:

thoughts and prayers

Yeah it's gonna tip over soon, not my garage lol

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