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Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
megaman isnt a soldier, he is a robot boy that assassinates other robots so hes more like a child soldier

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Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
child slavery is a big problem

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

lumpentroll posted:

i always pictured lpzie as more of the “hobo” style clown


Lpzie posted:

including a personal letter in the irs envelope imploring them to send my tax dollars directly to israel immediately. find included a 2nd envelope with paid postage and address ready.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Lpzie posted:

they keep hanging cloks from his neck like flava flav

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
lmaoing at the suckers itt that have to make accounts and write essays to get work.

why dont you just call up your foreman buddy and ask if he has a spot for you?

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Al! posted:

the spot is his butthole, that you have sex with for money. you are a sex worker



but holding a magic wand

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

this seems like a funny joke, but i dont quite get it. would you explain it to me?

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
mega times create mega men

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Son of Sorrow posted:

iirc he learned how to use their power by looking at the power inside their brain. Like tracing clockwork.

clockwork reminded me of something cool i saw on vacation a month ago. went to the national watch and clock museum (clocks are the thinking autist's special imterest). they sold shirts with the lancaster watch company logo and its sick as hell.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Mr Hootington posted:

Don't forget he was also very outspoken about his displeasure st trump's immigration policies because he is a 2nd generation immigrant, but supports biden's sensible immigration policies.

hes also one of those people who thinks everyone in a red state deserves to die because thats what they voted for.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
draw and quarter aj styles

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
hogan is the nword of the world (wrestling ent.)

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
is rusev still in wwe?

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
love the wrestling gimmicks that mash cultural stuff together. just a sterotype katamari.

need a turkmenistan gimmick wrestler. produce farmer. wears overalls, a vyshyvanka, and a huge ushanka. finisher is he smashes a watermelon on your head like a helmet, then clotheslines you.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

DaysBefore posted:

Lobster PMed me a ranking of his favourite slurs. Number 7 will SHOCK you

mahometan

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

lumpentroll posted:

just make that guy bald

-god when making you

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
🤡:happyelf:🤡

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
the only taylor swift i care about is how swift my taylor made golfclubs send the ball to the green! happy friday yall

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

lumpentroll posted:

plinkey doesn’t forgive you either

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

we need more slurs for white people imho


Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

blessings to you as well 🤝

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
yeast is what makes bread and beer good, so putting it on other stuff is a good idea.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
that reminds me. time to buy caraway and make rustic (cf. dense and bricklike) black bread.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

lobster shirt posted:

hoping to receive all the getting a job energy going through this thread.

pm me and ill make you my apprentice.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Mr Hootington posted:

RIVN being sub $10 is wild. Glad I sold and got out of there at $36/share.

Came out to about $100k after income/capital gains. Not sure of the number exactly. Got me completely debt-free though.

my anger at this is incandescent. animals flee from my wrathful aura.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

be vewy vewy quiet. im loving khajit (elmer fudd laugh)

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Lib and let die posted:

I'm an Italian guy working in construction now

*slaps you on the back*
hell yeah brother, lets go build some poo poo
*notices pristine hard hat and vest*
ehh... hows corporate gonna gently caress us today?

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
lmfao pissler

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
please god tell me leo laporte isnt a chud...

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

lobster shirt posted:

what have they done now

its a fine thread. it just got lost on it way to yospos or bfc

i think they should implement the no poors rule

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Megamissen posted:

adam settler

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Mr Hootington posted:

Lmao that Vox got sick the poo poo in doom econ

lol

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

KirbyKhan posted:

They say it's special because of the water. They never say if they are using Hudson Bay trash water or if they are using stolen upstate waterfall water.

the best water in the nation is in memphis.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

really queer Christmas posted:

New Yorkers in the bodega: wow a gas station but hipster, can't imagine anything better!

Texans in a buccees: yeah can I get my jerky dipped in the slushie mix?

they're building a buccees near memphis.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

lobster shirt posted:

king charles the poo poo, more like

king charles the worst

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Gravid Topiary posted:

my parents always get annoyed and correct me when i call him prince charles and i'm like oh sure that name change you remember huh

lol

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

lobster shirt posted:

lol as we were at the store i was kind of narrating what we were doing to my daughter and some old lady was like "you're such a good dad talking to her like that!"

which on the one hand aren't you supposed to talk to babies? but on the other hand it's nice to receive a compliment.

the standards for parenting are so low for america that dads watching the kids while the moms go out is called babysitting, not parenting.

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Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
just eat up the easy praise for not hitting your kid.

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