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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
So, uh, if one wanted to make potentially hideous interior design moodboards, what program might one use?

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "treetop"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/337-W-20th-St-M-New-York-NY-10011/2079511717_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/220-W-Washington-Sq-APT-600-Philadelphia-PA-19106/2069914801_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/228-Municipal-Rd-Erwinna-PA-18920/9100839_zpid/

if you don't have an American flag in your living room you aren't a real patriot



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/81-Fuller-Rd-Vineyard-Haven-MA-02568/56900018_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/188-Upland-Rd-6-Cambridge-MA-02140/56441792_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/21-Jay-St-APT-3W-New-York-NY-10013/2124329938_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25014-Pedernales-Canyon-Trl-Spicewood-TX-78669/29519186_zpid/


why does this bathroom look like a kitchen


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/868-Leonard-Rd-Los-Angeles-CA-90049/20560414_zpid/ by Marmol Radziner (2016)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/20-Bali-Ln-Pacific-Palisades-CA-90272/2124028688_zpid/ this is what a million-dollar mobile home looks like



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/27-Crescent-Hl-Grand-Haven-MI-49417/74217590_zpid/ unofficially known as the "Highland Park Castle", a very unusual Shingle-meets-medieval house built in 1901 by David Hopkins. Needs a bit of TLC but still $499k seems pretty good considering the location overlooking the beach



I love this little room with its original windows at the very top of the castle

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "LEED". Houses that are LEED certified or whatever, which is kinda bullshit but whatever.

LEED Gold:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5970-SW-135th-Ter-Miami-FL-33156/122019054_zpid/ wait, did I say kinda bullshit? I meant entirely bullshit, ain't no way this 6500sf Miami monstrosity is "green" in the slightest



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1100-Normandy-Ln-Glenview-IL-60025/3356509_zpid/ it's a slightly flattened McMansion but with like a buttload of windows
oh god why do those landings look like they're leaning inwards


this house has more dormers than actual roofline


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/282-Aqueduct-Rd-Washington-Crossing-PA-18977/9104557_zpid/ this reminds me of the previous house but it's almost square and has just 3 rooflines so I guess I can't criticize it too much



LEED Platinum:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1871-Indian-Trail-Rd-Bloomfield-Hills-MI-48302/24494282_zpid/ by Young & Young (2010), another house that is way too big to be eco-friendly




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/943-Monastery-St-Cincinnati-OH-45202/170843548_zpid/ by Bronzie Design & Build (2021)
this house is, as the kids say, A Mood


yeah I was expecting a Chair here too, the color scheme fits




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/248-Kathy-Rae-Dr-Sugar-Hill-NH-03586/113447073_zpid/ by Re:Vision Architecture (2009)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7262-Atlantic-Ave-South-Haven-MI-49090/74606854_zpid/ I have seen a lot of modern interpretations of capital-c Craftsman design and I actually like this one. They kept it simple, didn't go overboard with the embellishments and used a classic floorplan that isn't unreasonably large. Good job, unnamed custom builder.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
LEED certification just means they used the bulbs with the leaf on them right?

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Your house is made of cheese cloth unless it's PHIUS passive house certified. Sorry.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

There's a lot of half-assed rug action in that latest pic dump

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Youth Decay posted:


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/282-Aqueduct-Rd-Washington-Crossing-PA-18977/9104557_zpid/ this reminds me of the previous house but it's almost square and has just 3 rooflines so I guess I can't criticize it too much



tf is going on with that baluster/railing situation?

edit: jail windows for your stairs

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "irreplaceable"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2182-SW-Yamhill-St-Portland-OR-97205/176557406_zpid/

not a fan of the dramatic difference in wood stain between the dining room and rest of the house


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1801-N-49th-St-Milwaukee-WI-53208/40461533_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/95-Temperance-St-New-Glasgow-NS-B2H-3A8/305680068_zpid/

beautiful metalwork



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/55-Wimbledon-Dr-W-Mobile-AL-36608/50992818_zpid/ by Dillon March (1967)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2601-E-Lake-Of-The-Isles-Pkwy-Minneapolis-MN-55408/2001116_zpid/ by Ernest Kennedy (1930)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4950-S-Chicago-Beach-Dr-UNIT-3A-Chicago-IL-60615/2078062771_zpid/ just posting this bathroom, it is a very good bathroom imo


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6476-Blenheim-St-Vancouver-BC-V6N-1R5/314343646_zpid/ that is an awful lot of art glass, maybe it was added when the house was "completely rebuilt"





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/13-Westmoreland-Pl-Saint-Louis-MO-63108/2989558_zpid/ spectacular 1899 High English Renaissance Revival mansion by Ernst Janssen




This "pantry" with its original cabinetry is way nicer than the actual kitchen. I think that's a dish-drying cabinet above the radiator, which is genius.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Crosspostin'. Here's a whoops:

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Crosspostin'. Here's a whoops:

This is an art installation on the shoddy nature of McMansions, right? Need PradaSlut or someone to write a few paragraphs about it.

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

What does a few million in bribes buy in South Russia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1OkdOKCUPc

Oh.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




MetaJew posted:

This is an art installation ... ?

Sadly, it appears you are correct:

Deteriorata posted:

Yes, it's part of an art installation by Michael Elmgreen and Ingar Dragset.


How disappointing.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "soulful"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4750-Red-Forest-Rd-Monument-CO-80132/13648159_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/303-Windward-Ave-Venice-CA-90291/20450227_zpid/



why is the bathtub the only thing with any color in this house



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18-Monmouth-Ave-Rumson-NJ-07760/39365918_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7555-Jalmia-Way-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/20803073_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/73-Perry-St-New-York-NY-10014/2081280541_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12-Reed-Rd-Spencertown-NY-12165/309882357_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1721-N-51st-St-Milwaukee-WI-53208/40461306_zpid/ wanna move to Milwaukee to live here, god I hate the Richmond housing market (also finding a bungalow in RVA that hasn't been utterly destroyed by remodel is drat near impossible)



original cabinetry! and original corner post

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I want to give you a budget and see what you find.

Under $500k?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Guess I need to move to loving Wisconsin 'cause this is unbelievably my loving jam.

Also, pantry porn:

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Wasabi the J posted:

I want to give you a budget and see what you find.

Under $500k?

That's a broad broad search, you have any preferences as far as location/size/style of house?

wait nevermind I know what I'm going to do

Youth Decay fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Jul 23, 2021

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Youth Decay posted:

That's a broad broad search, you have any preferences as far as location/size/style of house?

wait nevermind I know what I'm going to do

Chef's choice man.

I know the staged photos bias towards expensive homes, I would just like to see some stuff that isn't $$$-$$$$.

I think I just feel a little depressed when nothing multimillion dollar homes get posted, because design doesn't HAVE to be expensive, and I want regulars like us to feel like we have a chance at pulling off "a look" too.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Only 15 of these cars exist in the world and one of them is being used as a room divider:




More photos can be found here: https://jalopnik.com/why-on-earth-would-you-morons-think-this-is-my-condo-1827920724

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Only 15 of these cars exist in the world and one of them is being used as a room divider:




More photos can be found here: https://jalopnik.com/why-on-earth-would-you-morons-think-this-is-my-condo-1827920724

I bet a wall would've been cheaper.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Is it better or worse that I assume the actual chassis, engine, drive train, interior etc. are somewhere else I storage or garage?

Are there any images from the other side? I wonder if there’s any chance this is just a replica shell or something and there’s not even a real frame under it.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Pretty sure it's just a shell. GIS came up with a view from the bedroom.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

alright here is Zillow Houses Under $500K That I, Youth Decay, Really Like.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/34-Hollow-Rd-Woodbury,-CT-06798_rb/57838892_zpid/ just a nice ca. 1750 Dutch Colonial


kitchen is definitely not period-appropriate but is definitely awesome


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/109-S-Hamilton-St-Poughkeepsie-NY-12601/30082897_zpid/ y'all knew I had to include a fancy Victorian right

This old-timey kitchen timer looks like a slide rule! Also love the sifter funnels for flour and sugar and the cookbook holder.


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1930-Berkeley-Rd-Highland-Park-IL-60035/4909104_zpid/ just want to highlight this bar-office-sunroom area right here, it fulfills all of my WFH needs


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/429-W-State-St-Hartford-WI-53027/40554963_zpid/ $189k for this magnificent Craftsman in Hartford, Wisconsin



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/825-Ockley-Dr-Shreveport-LA-71106/51358625_zpid/ A truly unique house - built as a Tudor Revival by S. G. Wiener (heh) in 1927 and interior redesigned in MCM style by Lester Haas in 1961


Dining room table and light fixture are Haas originals



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8204-Brookside-Rd-Elkins-Park-PA-19027/9910008_zpid/ 1981 passive solar by Alley Friends Architects, basically my dream house
the built-in seats round the woodstove, yes please. Also note the use of daylighting and solar gain - the proper amount of south-facing glass for the climate (full walls of windows cause overheating), heat gets absorbed by the mass of the brick and tile for cooling and is released at night.



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1210-W-Oliver-St-Owosso-MI-48867/75754330_zpid/ by George Brigham (1950). I know location makes all the difference but still how the gently caress is this only $250k. The house with updated electric and HVAC, the extensive gardens and outdoor living space, the river...and the sculptures outside convey.



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4557-Conestoga-Trl-Akron-OH-44321/35335793_zpid/ funky treehouse-ish thing by Gerald Rembowski (1970)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/868-New-Concord-Rd-East-Chatham-NY-12060/30000764_zpid/ Been trying to figure out who the architect is but apart from "was clearly an apprentice and/or fanboy of Wright" I've come up empty. Did learn that its former longtime resident was Randy Kaye, drummer for jazz legend Jimmy Giuffre and also briefly for Jimi Hendrix, so that's neat.
I love the floorplan, and especially the layout of the bedroom (despite what the listing says this is very much a 1-bedroom house) even though it might be too open for many people. Move from the entry to the main living space to the kitchen to the dining area to the office with built-in desk, which is around the corner from the bed area with the sunken-stone-bathtub, lavatory and dressing area, which then connects to the sitting/TV area, which wraps back to the front door. A center chimney is used for the 3 fireplaces.




actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Sirotan posted:

I feel like I am going though the five stages of grief every time I try shopping for a specific piece of furniture.

Anger: $3000 for a media console? I mean it is pretty nice but lol who the gently caress pays that much for a cabinet, what am I, made of money?
Denial: I don't actually need a cabinet that can hide all the speakers that I hate looking at, I'll just get something less expensive and set them on top, I bet I could learn to live with it
Bargaining: BDI Corridor has literally everything I am looking for but I bet I can find something similar or a knockoff that will work for me! Let's spend a dozen hours over several weeks time obsessively browsing every option!
Depression: Why do these sites only have like 3 pictures and no listed interior dimensions? 0 reviews, how can I possibly decide if this is junk or not since I can't even see the drat thing in person?? Why is every popular store a Wayfair brand? Furniture shopping sucks I hate it so much why do I have to be so picky jesus gently caress I hate this
Acceptance: Actually $3000 seems reasonable for something well made that I'll probably have forever, let's find a local dealer and go see it in person <----we are now here

Thinking about the Elements now since actually I don't like the glass top of the Corridor that much, of course it's more expensive lol



:homebrew:

BDI is absolutely the gold standard for media consoles, emphasis on the "media" part. If you have a ton of AV stuff there's no comparison. Everything about the design is great, I looked at them briefly and I thought the recessed casters were really cool. I would also agree that a glass top is not ideal, it's just going to get smudged all the time, and worst scenario something heavy drops on it and the glass shatters.

actionjackson fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jul 24, 2021

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


actionjackson posted:

BDI is absolutely the gold standard for media consoles, emphasis on the "media" part. If you have a ton of AV stuff there's no comparison. Everything about the design is great, I looked at them briefly and I thought the recessed casters were really cool. I would also agree that a glass top is not ideal, it's just going to get smudged all the time, and worst scenario something heavy drops on it and the glass shatters.

I bought the quad cabinet Corridor in the chocolate finish and media base today. The glass top looks way better in person, it is acid etched and a matte finish and I was told it can be easily buffed to remove any potential scratches. Should be delivered in 4-6 weeks. :toot:

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

congrats, I like the design of that one and it will definitely last a lifetime (and much longer)

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

Taking Youth Decay's job for a second with an awful house.
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I hate every design decision made in this house with a passion and I'm fascinated by whoever wanted it.

e: also found a house with a cubicle farm inside which is really loving with me

SkyeAuroline fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jul 25, 2021

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "manse"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/34-Maple-Ave-Warwick-NY-10990/31861720_zpid/


lol the pictures


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/305-2nd-Ave-SE-Moultrie-GA-31768/241702592_zpid/

this woodwork tho




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/40-Main-St-Philmont-NY-12565/30002679_zpid/

great kitchen, terrible photo

the Lincrusta wainscot in this bathroom is so cool



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/227-W-Broad-St-Tamaqua-PA-18252/124658723_zpid/ Cheap Italianate in a Dying Pennsylvania Town



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/23-Highland-Rd-Springfield-VT-05156/75483932_zpid/ the "Smiley Manse", built 1811 renovated/expanded 1929





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4201-Armstrong-Pkwy-Dallas-TX-75205/2070563678_zpid/ 1926 Spanish Colonial Revival by John Allen Boyle, way too ostentatiousness for my taste but some of the motifs in the stone/glass/metalwork are interesting


dragons! they're gonna eat those dudes holding up the vases

whoa

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Nice of them to include a photo of the previous owner.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


I have been all about this green lately. Vastly understated, especially with gold fixtures and hardware.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




gschmidl posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "serial killer"





In 1979 this person made a positive comment about a happy face. This lead to 3 people in their family buying them a happy faced theme thing for their upcoming birthday. Friends and family saw the 3 happy face items in their room and said "oh, you collect happy faces". Ever since then every gift received for any occasion has had a happy face.

Person doesn't even like happy faces much, but now it is much too late to say anything.

DirtyRobot
Dec 15, 2003

it was a normally happy sunny day... but Dirty Robot was dirty

Facebook Aunt posted:

In 1979 this person made a positive comment about a happy face. This lead to 3 people in their family buying them a happy faced theme thing for their upcoming birthday. Friends and family saw the 3 happy face items in their room and said "oh, you collect happy faces". Ever since then every gift received for any occasion has had a happy face.

Person doesn't even like happy faces much, but now it is much too late to say anything.

:(

Extant Artiodactyl
Sep 30, 2010

SkyeAuroline posted:


e: also found a house with a cubicle farm inside which is really loving with me

you're gonna have to post that.

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

Extant Artiodactyl posted:

you're gonna have to post that.

I got you, boss.

Right here, "complete with kitchenette". There's three visible "cubes" and based on the seating I'm guessing more out of view. I don't want to know what's in the hobbit closets.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Ah yes, I enjoy raising a cloud of dust in my wake every time I use the stairs. loving decor requires a dedicated cleaning staff.

SkyeAuroline posted:

I don't want to know what's in the hobbit closets.



The IT department, obviously.

On a different note, I'm gonna start making weird posts about decorating my sims houses. Advice is appreciated, but mostly this'll be me working through poo poo on my own.



I know this doesn't work. It's clown vomit. I was trying for the ridiculous parts of MCM and to incorporate the color #b00b69. I succeeded, and I hate it. I don't even want to clutter it until I fix at least the carpet and wallpaper.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "boundless"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4187-Drakeswood-Cir-Sarasota-FL-34232/47484148_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/39-Fairy-Tail-Ln-Yarmouth-ME-04096/91831877_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2930-Mandeville-Canyon-Rd-Los-Angeles-CA-90049/20559496_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/749-San-Ysidro-Rd-Santa-Barbara-CA-93108/15880658_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9030-Sandringham-Dr-Houston-TX-77024/27886710_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/162-Flat-Hill-Rd-Lunenburg-NS-B0J-2H0/2071056836_zpid/ nice little mobile home remodel



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/930-Weinreich-Las-Cruces-NM-88007/2069472559_zpid/ I just like the red appliances


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/489-Alta-Vista-Way-Laguna-Beach-CA-92651/25573109_zpid/ by Chris Abel (1975)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/124-Iu-Willets-Rd-Old-Westbury-NY-11568/2072314743_zpid/ by Norman Jaffe (1974)



Extant Artiodactyl
Sep 30, 2010

SkyeAuroline posted:

I got you, boss.

Right here, "complete with kitchenette". There's three visible "cubes" and based on the seating I'm guessing more out of view. I don't want to know what's in the hobbit closets.



thank you. this is just the insanity i was hoping for!

also Youth Decay, thank you for all the posts. i have been sharing them with friends and spreading the envy, admiration, blank stares and wild-eyed surprise of these listings

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin


Better. The floor and walls were much too busy, restricting the floor to a single shade and reducing the space occupied by the hectic wall pattern calmed the energy of the room. The bedspread is just my kind of stupid.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

SkyeAuroline posted:

e: also found a house with a cubicle farm inside which is really loving with me
scumbag "small business owner" taking an obscene "home office" deduction, no doubt.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "skylit"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4-Summit-Ln-Carmel-NY-10512/31914545_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/20-Channel-Dr-Great-Neck-NY-11024/31062659_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/93-Cumberland-St-San-Francisco-CA-94110/241586283_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/795-N-Beverly-Glen-Blvd-Los-Angeles-CA-90077/20526954_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/164-166-Henry-St-San-Francisco-CA-94114/332858941_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/101-Bartlett-Way-Santa-Cruz-CA-95060/16108291_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/95-Blueberry-Hill-Rd-Accord-NY-12404/32849508_zpid/ surprised how well the dark gray works here




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/305-Doe-Run-Rd-Lopez-Island-WA-98261/61001602_zpid/ I love this house, no giant mostly-empty rooms, just a bunch of cozy places :3:




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um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
This happens on a daily basis in this group and I want to cry. I wAnT tO pAiNt It WhIte

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