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QuoProQuid posted:yeah. my family in ohio, who had previously been minimizing the outbreak, are now in a panic. grocery stores emptying out. businesses shut down. Now, your President can't be THIS dumb and evil can he Amerigoons?
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 22:52 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:04 |
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/17/us/kentucky-refused-quarantine-coronavirus-trnd/index.html MUH FREEDOMS
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 20:28 |
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https://www.cnn.com/videos/health/2020/03/17/clearwater-beach-spring-break-coronavirus-mxp-vpx.hln Amerigoons.... Why is your country and your people so loving stupid sometimes? Take a wild guess where the next hot spot will be
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 22:26 |
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First case in my apartment complex today Rip nice knowing you goons
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 01:35 |
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Mnoba posted:quick, go on a poo poo posting spree for the ages while you still can Been shitposting since 2003 aint no stopping me now
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 01:54 |
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What I'm curious about is comparing Canada to the US. The usual back of the napkin math is Canada is 1/10th of the USA population. Canada has 2100 cases right now. So in theory the states should have 21000. They have 46000. Why is there such a gap from the American perspective?
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 16:11 |
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Justin Trudeau just announced a 2000$ per month stipend to any Canadian who lost their job, as well as a top-up to the childcare benefits You apply, get approved and you get the money within 10 days (canadian money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrr,eh?) Hmmm no mention of businesses or bailouts No divisions among provincial voting lines Reassured stock on ppe's and ventilators is adequate and more are on order while also exploring repurposing shut down businesses to produce medical products. This is very similar to the American response right? stab fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Mar 25, 2020 |
# ¿ Mar 25, 2020 17:22 |
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500000 people we are aware of positive, 22000 deaths America is 200 people away from passing Italy Man USA, you know you don't have to be #1 at everything
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2020 17:27 |
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mrfart posted:Sorry, bit late, but what was the trump ‘half’ insult suppose to mean? Because the senators or governor or whatever name is whitmer or something Half-whit Really biting stuff from the Orange Goblin Edit: drat YOU GOOGLE BUTT
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2020 22:16 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:Remember Yeah like America, this is a good way to hasten your demise. Buy your own loving masks jfc
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2020 19:20 |
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Desperado Bones posted:Hey guys, I just wanna say I hate people in my country -not boomers for everyone's surprise- who believe the coronavirus is fake news, a made up trick to control them and that using masks is useless while you are healthy while forgetting that you can catch that poo poo and not show symptoms for a while. Dont forget theyre also going to infect people who took the right precautions and theyre going to die for it
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2020 03:56 |
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https://www.google.com/covid19/mobility/ Anybody see this? Cool comparison of a province by province or state by state basis. Lots of charts to see what states are going to kill you because they are dumbfucks!
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2020 19:09 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:That's pretty neat. Retail is down 61% and work is down 34% in my city. Yikes. Movement trends, not sales, using googles big data you know where they dont give a gently caress about your privacy. And its compared to the baseline traffic before this poo poo started. Provinces that have doubled the use of parks...wtf are you doing assholes stay inside
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2020 19:22 |
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Lotti Fuehrscheim posted:Why are you so dysfunctional with your voting procedure. I look at is the Americans have a two party system they're trying really hard to make a one party system. And their health care is LOL. sorry American goons I still love you but the optics are terrible haha
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 00:46 |
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Alan Smithee posted:*Zoom Chat*
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 03:00 |
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Bleusilences posted:edit : NVM I think I am just having a panic attack, sorry about that. Calme toie big Ya rien a faire a part prendre ca une journee a fois tse stab fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Apr 22, 2020 |
# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 13:16 |
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Bleusilences posted:I live in Quebec and we finally got some number under the 100 and zero death. I am hopeful that things stay that way here for awhile. I am still going to wear a mask, especially since I commute by bus. Man comment tu la manque dans ton post!!! We had 69 cases yesterday! Je te laisse le layup pour completer le shitpost
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2020 04:21 |
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Another Bill posted:chaque fois que j'entends le covid19 je me trouve perdu en pensant du Big Bird Larry mon larry
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2020 11:59 |
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https://nationalpost.com/news/most-canadians-want-border-with-u-s-to-remain-closed-for-now-poll-says 83% of Canadians want the border to stay closed, and this article is 6 weeks old before you guys exploded AGAIN. Remember without the border and trade it cripples the Canadian economy. Yet here we are not saying hurrrrrrr economy 1st! So uhh, no insult intended my Amerigoons, but why is your country so loving stupid?
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 00:22 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i think it has to do with our whole country being built on native peoples burial grounds. have you ever seen poltergeist. imagine that but like everywhere Same here man but we aren't cramming beaches full when 9000 people in your shitwater state is getting Covid per day like what the gently caress where are the brains
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 00:37 |
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I was under the impression Trump knew about that drug since he is a shareholder in the major manufacturer of it? Not an American so it's kinda hard to keep track of your President's bullshit and lies
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 16:43 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:hi all I live in maricopa county, arizona, the world's #1 covid-19 pandemic hot spot, ask me anything How is Sheriff Joe handling law and order
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 00:48 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Belgium were pretty much the only country who tried to be absolutely pedantic with their numbers and included all the known covid deaths, the probable deaths and the likely deaths and their per capita death rate is the highest in the world Canada also adopted a system similar to Belgium's reporting which is why you see them presenting similar numbers per population as their brethren to the south ahahaha i can't type this with a straight face
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 16:49 |
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How the gently caress does a cop have any jurisdiction over a medical emergency Holy poo poo in my country the medical edicts supercede the authority of the Governor What in the gently caress is wrong with you America
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 23:50 |
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Philthy posted:Made coffee this morning and as I looked out the window saw a parent taking his two kids to school. Not the same everywhere, but in my province it's still mandatory to take your kid to school. If we choose not to, we have to pull them out for the entire year, follow the school circirulum and basically put in 40 hours a week on teaching them while holding down full time jobs in which several parents have to go into offices to work. It sucks and it's a poo poo show that a lot of us are stuck in.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 18:45 |
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Crackbone posted:So fun update, they announced today they're going back to all-virtual because there are so many teachers and students out on quarantine. So less than two weeks before it all went to poo poo. Quebec. Shockingly, we lead Canada with the amount of infections and deaths. No, they never planned to roll out online schooling to the elementary schools. They just announced "hey maybe we will tack on two weeks of closure at Christmas, maybe"
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 20:24 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Yep, Alberta. Every day I feel better about staying isolated. Loving my hermit life right now. Jason Kenney is essentially Mitch McConnell for our American folks playing at home
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2020 22:40 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:Oh great, Quebec was above 1k a day for a while now and today's number is nearly 2k... I know of at least 12 families that plan on defying the order. You're being very generous with a 2k baseline. I'm expecting 3-4k with a "you loving idiots" from Legault with a lockdown until the vaccines come so we can stop being loving morons.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2020 20:58 |
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Another Bill posted:Canadian CHUDs are all over social media complaining that we're LAST IN LINE and THE PRIME MINISTER HAS BLOOD ON HIS HANDS meanwhile we approved ahead of the United States, started our first inoculations yesterday and plan to have the entire eligible population vaccinated by the end of September. And we bought enough doses to vaccinate the entire country like what, 5 times over? Canadian Chuds are truly as dumb as their American cousins.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2020 21:51 |
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Quebec goes into full lockdown except essential businesses from the 17th to the 11th. Img this is fine dot jpg
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 00:01 |
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Twat McTwatterson posted:why wouldn't they be? Socialism
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 04:14 |
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poverty goat posted:can we call it the england virus now Boris-19
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2021 19:38 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I can't keep track of all the Canadian politicians resigning over going on international Christmas vacations Alberta is going to Alberta. ALWAYS.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 04:41 |
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I just finished a 2 week isolation 3 days ago due to a direct exposure (tested negative) My kid gets the email today of a direct exposure in her class today. 2 weeks of isolation. The cirrrrrcccllleeeeee of lliffffeeeeee
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 14:46 |
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Guess who just finished an isolation last week because he was exposed via his hairdresser? This guy. Guess who just got an email with a positive case in his kids class? This guy. Theeeee ciiiiirrrcccllleeeeeee of iisssooolllaaaatttiiiooonnnn
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 15:42 |
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withak posted:On the plus side, your hair probably looks better than everyone else's here. It doesn't i had gone 6 months without a haircut and it was the first time i left my fn house in 3 months. Followed protocol had a mask and a visor on and welp, didn't matter. (I tested negative but Public Health directives stay the same, you get exposed=you stay home for 2 weeks even with a negative result) I literally have seen 3 people in 6 months. My wife, kid and the ONE time i left the house to get rid of the monstrosity. I'm kicking myself as much as I'm getting dogpiled trust me. Also for context, I'm not American. The cases are bad here but my province is still solidly below the shitshow results the States are having stab fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jan 19, 2021 |
# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 20:54 |
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Inept posted:If your hairdresser was wearing a mask you might be ok Mask and faceshield on both ends. AARP LARPer posted:And it worked out fantastically for you, didn’t it? Is there a reason why you're being a dick? I took the necessary precautions as listed by my public health, followed all the proper protocols, got unlucky, and then followed all the directives as per my government. It's more a cautionary tale of how you can be unlucky even with a small amount of risk assumed. I agree that it wasn't entirely necessary 100%, and I was expressing my frustration at how one fn haircut locked me up for 2 weeks. For context, my province infection rates is only outperformed by Hawaii currently. And I'm not in a major metropolitan city so the infection rates is a tenth of what's listed. For the day i was exposed, my city declared THREE cases. I was exposed by one of the 3. I will go full goon and lock myself in forever trust me.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 21:45 |
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Hippie Hedgehog posted:What I'm wondering is, how the hell do you cut the hair of someone who's wearing a mask and visor? When the hairdresser got next to each ear I'd remove the mask around my ear and hold it in place. When they were done, we would stop and readjust my mask while the hairdresser would be at a distance. For the visor part, same principle when working around the band.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 22:15 |
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freebooter posted:That's not how it works. In terms of doing your own personal risk assessment for how safe/unsafe your area is, "active cases" is a much more important measurement than "new cases," and from that you need to think about how many undiagnosed cases are also floating around. At the time of exposure, my city's rate was 5.3 per 100000. (So roughly 1/200th of Arizona's I think) Yeah. My work is public facing even remotely so as much as I want to go full Micheal J Fox in Teen Wolf I kinda have to keep a certain degree of upkeep (which I hate and agree with you and want to go Full Metal Hobo but I can't ) stab fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jan 19, 2021 |
# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 23:51 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:04 |
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Nam Taf posted:Is it even possible to do this without touching the contaminated outer surface of your mask? I mean, that's why there's a specific method for removing them, so you don't contaminate your hands and then spread it through contact. withak posted:Touch whatever part of your mask you want, then wash your hands. This.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 03:43 |