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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Didn't watch what happen who won

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Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

CornflakeS.Pecially posted:

lol the NYT says Rubio and Christie "sparred"

Rubio and Christie sparred in the same sense that Spike Dudley and Brock Lesnar sparred here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPdETJuYYBE

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

And if anyone says some variation on "the American people" or "the spectators" I will brutally and relentlessly piledrive you into oblivion

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Didn't watch what happen who won

TRUMP

*Nukes ATT*

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Rubio and Christie sparred in the same sense that Spike Dudley and Brock Lesnar sparred here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPdETJuYYBE

If Christie is pro knife chest tat that may win him some key votes honestly.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Didn't watch what happen who won

Our knowledge of whether or not Barack Obama knows exactly what he is doing.

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Schnorkles posted:

Joementum if you're around still please chime in if you haven't already [or someone quote his post or something].

You're much more engaged than most here and I value your opinion immensely. :)

Joementum posted:

Joementum posted:

By the way, it's still totally possible that Cruz wins the nomination, it's just less likely than Rubio winning, for the reason revealed in the Salmon endorsement.

But Cruz has a ton of cash and the ability to make Super Tuesday bloody. If they tie coming out of that, March is going to be brutal.

Just bumping this post for no particular reason.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I'm hoping both parties have a just bloody March

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Heard about what happened, found page 10 in this thread, laughed myself stupid for a straight seven minutes

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
*Chris Christie walks up to a terrified Reince Priebus*
"I watched Rubio die."
*Preibus's eyes widen*
"I was there. I watched him overstump, and choke to death. I could have saved him..."


"...But I didn't."
*Preibus goes slack, is dragged off by Trump supporters*

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

*Chris Christie walks up to a terrified Reince Priebus*
"I watched Rubio die."
*Preibus's eyes widen*
"I was there. I watched him overstump, and choke to death. I could have saved him..."


"...But I didn't."
*Preibus goes slack, is dragged off by Trump supporters*

nice

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

*Chris Christie walks up to a terrified Reince Priebus*
"I watched Rubio die."
*Preibus's eyes widen*
"I was there. I watched him overstump, and choke to death. I could have saved him..."


"...But I didn't."
*Preibus goes slack, is dragged off by Trump supporters*

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Didn't watch what happen who won

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

please don't post shipping charts

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Does anyone else think Christie look like a mafia don?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Typo posted:

Does anyone else think Christie look like a mafia don?

I have not ever once made the mental comparison of Chris Christie to some sort of sleazy Atlantic City mobster

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Typo posted:

Does anyone else think Christie look like a mafia don?

Moreso than real estate mogul Donald Trump?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Typo posted:

Does anyone else think Christie look like a mafia don?

Well, he is end stage Marlon Brando death fat

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Lord of Pie posted:

Well, he is end stage Marlon Brando death fat

I love how he thinks he can pull off the tough guy act convincingly enough to physically threaten both Obama and Clinton, when he is too fat to move.

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

These people are(n't) vooooooooting!!!

Good job, ABC D-Team.

Fix has issued a correction as of 09:04 on Feb 7, 2016

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

I passed the gently caress out! Whoops!

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Didn't watch what happen who won

Christie became the GOP presidential candidate of our hearts.

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

https://twitter.com/GeneralBoles/status/696295018026426368

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

You're going to vomit
You were right. I was wrong.

Nagato posted:

Rubio: "Racial segregation is the only thing that can bring peace to Iraq"
Ghost of Saddam Hussein: :confused:
This was the post of the night, by the way.

SpiderHyphenMan has issued a correction as of 14:11 on Feb 7, 2016

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

:vince:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014


Commie NedFlanders has issued a correction as of 16:44 on Feb 7, 2016

cams
Mar 28, 2003


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

This was the post of the night, by the way.
i would also vote for it, just want nagato to get points

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


So in the wake of Rubio getting destroyed, what has been the GOP damage control response?

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Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

Jonas Albrecht posted:

So in the wake of Rubio getting destroyed, what has been the GOP damage control response?

Kasichmentum, apparently.

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