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Dead Inside Darwin posted:knife in left, fork in right, anything else is dumb lol America.txt
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Shaggar posted:wrong. knife in right, fork in left when cutting. switch fork back to right when not cutting and place knife on plate. lol America.txt
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Aug 25, 2013 08:02
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im american but i do knife in right, fork in left and don't switch.
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Aug 25, 2013 15:05
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lol i u dont grip ur steak in both hands and savage it with your incisors, as nature intended
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Aug 25, 2013 15:07
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25/08/2013: The utensilchat plague is now in its seventh straight day. Funny joke supplies are running low. We have totally run out of computer related jokes and are resorting to cannibalising other members of the forum for sustenance. I can only pray that Ian MacLean returns soon with more hilarity, else I fear our only other option is to beseech Toby to bring the sweet release of death upon this thread.
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Aug 25, 2013 22:38
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I tried to lure Ian back like a month ago but all he did was come back and ask if anyone had any leads on jobs
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Aug 25, 2013 22:40
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TOOT BOOT posted:I tried to lure Ian back like a month ago but all he did was come back and ask if anyone had any leads on jobs another source of laffs falls foul to the evil psychiatric industry and their meds
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Aug 25, 2013 23:54
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Al! posted:send us an iPhone and we will punch a circular hole in the middle so you can use it as a bottle opener welp   
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Aug 26, 2013 02:07
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Jesus loving Christ another million dollar idea down the drain
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Aug 26, 2013 02:22
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still can't get over the bottle opener made of solid copper
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Aug 26, 2013 02:25
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im the iphone 5s
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Aug 26, 2013 02:28
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jfc
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Aug 26, 2013 02:29
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also isn't carbon fiber designed to be light and hard but not particularly resistant to impact
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Aug 26, 2013 02:31
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oh wait this is "authentic" carbon fiber
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Aug 26, 2013 02:32
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also there's this limey who wants £20,000 to fund something routinely accomplished for far less by amateur softball teams across the nation (production of a white cotton T-shirt with a lovely logo)
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Aug 26, 2013 02:36
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:also there's this limey who wants £20,000 to fund something routinely accomplished for far less by amateur softball teams across the nation (production of a white cotton T-shirt with a lovely logo) im the blatant narcissism and laziness that oldies will point to when they talk about how this young kids generation is ruining the country
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Aug 26, 2013 02:44
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now make it chopsticks
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Aug 26, 2013 07:06
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i wonder how many bottles you need to open before your screen cracks
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Aug 26, 2013 07:16
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Al! posted:also isn't carbon fiber designed to be light and hard but not particularly resistant to impact you can give it almost any characteristics you want by careful selection and laying of the weave and changing the epoxy formula this won't have any of that though, it'll be one sheet of pre-preg made in a vacuum bag and will snap around the opener like the third time you use it, assuming the phone doesn't break first
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Aug 26, 2013 07:30
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if you had to name one online community that gives thousands of dollars away at the slightest provocation which one would you pick?
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Aug 26, 2013 07:46
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i have a bottle opener in my wallet. its p cool and looks like a kickstarter thing but it was a buck from china
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Nomnom Cookie posted:looks like a kickstarter thing but it was a buck from china wellll,
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Nomnom Cookie posted:i have a bottle opener in my wallet. its p cool and looks like a kickstarter thing but it was a buck from china i have a bottle opener on my keychain. it's kinda lovely but it gets the job done and i'm always the only one in the room who seems to have one on me (i guess i don't hang out with enough kickstarter fans)
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Aug 26, 2013 14:13
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this chess varient looks kinda neat for sperglords this, my dear, is the zyborne shmup oh hey now you can have an AIR JORDAN SNEAKER iphone case because you're a pathetic manchild that likes sportsball
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Aug 26, 2013 14:30
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madeupfred posted:if you had to name one online community that gives thousands of dollars away at the slightest provocation which one would you pick? alas, poor LF
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Aug 26, 2013 14:31
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flyboi posted:no imagine a mtg tournament room but instead of no beer you have beer i guess people play mtg without alcohol? the gently caress?
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Aug 26, 2013 14:38
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:people play mtg without alcohol? competitive players will sneak booze in their soda bottles dont ask me how i know
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Aug 26, 2013 14:42
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Vicas posted:i have a bottle opener on my keychain. it's kinda lovely but it gets the job done and i'm always the only one in the room who seems to have one on me (i guess i don't hang out with enough kickstarter fans) this is me irl: 
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Aug 26, 2013 14:42
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hubris.height posted:competitive players will sneak booze in their soda bottles dont ask me how i know i literally cant think of a time i have played mtg without some kind of booze (or other things) involved. im an alcoholic though
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Aug 26, 2013 14:49
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:i literally cant think of a time i have played mtg without some kind of booze (or other things) involved. you have exactly what it takes to become a competitive player and make upwards of 200 dollars for sitting in a stinky game shop playing cards for 7ish hours congrats i guess
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Aug 26, 2013 14:57
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i just don't think chess is complex enough, you know? i'd rather play weird mindgames with the pawns or some poo poo bc i'm a true mindgames master
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Aug 26, 2013 15:09
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Vicas posted:i have a bottle opener on my keychain. it's kinda lovely but it gets the job done and i'm always the only one in the room who seems to have one on me (i guess i don't hang out with enough kickstarter fans) me too. it's the old AI aluminium connecting rod one that some forum poster made years and years ago.  idk, it's kinda cool
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Aug 26, 2013 15:19
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he should kickstart that
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Aug 26, 2013 15:45
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lol "steam use 190%" but seriously, thats not fair, from their 10 fps demo video its clear they've already accomplished far more than zybourne clock ever did
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Aug 26, 2013 16:01
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OUYA GAME AGAIN OH gently caress YES this idiot is trying to patent maglev to make hoverboards that you won't be able to actually use except for fingerboards. though i could probably see this as being some sort of cool racing kit but some sort of stupid space rocket thing I dont need any other words to describe this: the cat that wore a fedora
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Aug 26, 2013 16:45
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Migishu posted:I dont need any other words to describe this: the cat that wore a fedora ladies
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Aug 26, 2013 16:45
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Migishu posted:I dont need any other words to describe this: the cat that wore a fedora that looks really familiar i'm pretty sure that's a goon
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Aug 26, 2013 16:50
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Shalinor posted:Cross post, hoooo! This is what I've been working on for five months or so. It's Hot Tin Roof: The Cat That Wore A Fedora, and now I can actually show it off a bit. mmmmyup
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Aug 26, 2013 16:52
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A QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS
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Werthog 95 posted:mmmmyup
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