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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I'm sorry ladies but these guys are the sexiest disney anything.

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Captain Backslap posted:

The first internet porn I ever encountered was a dirty drawing of the candle dude shoving dildos into Belle. You can swap those arm candles out for just about anything.

You've got me loving remembering the woody doll now god dammit.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I am eating a chicken half-ceaser.... That is to say it is only about 50% salad.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!

VanSandman posted:

NOTICE MY EFFORT

Gold star posting right here folks

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Donkay NOoo posted:

Noo I missed page 100 I was watching Sherlock Holmes

Fruity Gordo question for you, my coat got cat hair all up on it and I just wanna get it washed. It's 57% wool, 25% polyester, 5% acrylic and rayon and various... Says dry clean only but can it be washed? If so how?

Yup, you can deffo hand wash a poly wool blend. You need soap flakes, which is different to laundry detergent but in the same section in the supermarket. Or you can get wool washing liquid, it's up to you. I use soap flakes for handknits and fabrics

Dissolve a little handful of flakes in a bucket or sink in like a2 inches of hot water, then fill up the sink to halfway with cold water. Swish the coat around for a while maybe like three or four minutes if its not too dirty, then drain the water, smoosh out as much water as you can. Then half fill the sink with water again and rinse the same way you washed it, you'll probably have to drain the water and replace it a couple of times. Then when the soap is all gone put a couple of teaspoons of white vinegar in another sinkful of water, to get rid of any soap that's left, then rinse it one more time in cold water

Then I get two towels, lay the garment between them, fold it over once and stomp on it to get the water out. Then you can either lay it on a rack to dry in the shade if it's a long heavy coat because you don't want it to warp, or if it's light you can hang it on a wooden or padded hanger to dry

DON'T WEAR IT UNTIL IT'S DRY

O__O
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rihu8_nbhw8

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
it sounds like a lot but it really only takes 15 minutes or so

if there's still cat hair in the weave and you don't have a lint roller you can just use sticky tape or masking tape to get it off too

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Gravitee posted:

Gold star posting right here folks

thanks i appreciate it

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Getting my hair cut later, and can't decide if I want to grow my bangs out or get them trimmed. Either seems like a lot of commitment.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Crow Jane posted:

Getting my hair cut later, and can't decide if I want to grow my bangs out or get them trimmed. Either seems like a lot of commitment.

I'm trying to grow my fringe out. Juust got it to the stage where it's ever so slightly too short to tuck behind my ears and it's infuriating. So many bobby pins to not look like a really half-assed scene kid from 2005

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I sort of want bangs but my hair is so long it would take years to undo such a decision. Also I associate bangs with the Midwest now, where the midwest is my enemy, surrounding me...

queef anxiety
Mar 4, 2009

yeah
Forgot I posted about sex toys here. Pizza cutter/sewing machine thing :stare: no ty

Anyway already had some clit stuff so grabbed a Lelo Isla and some new lube/stockings/hilarious 'free gift' jelly cock ring.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
The problem with bangs is that there is a very brief window when they're neither too short or too long and actually look good.

Also, I just got back from the thrift shop and have acquired an awesomely cozy Vertigo Paris sweater with a cool cut, a chunky brass choker that looks like it came off the set of Game of Thrones, a cute little vintage mint green enamel and brass ring with a bird design, and an unopened bottle of DKNY Be Delicious, which smells wonderfully light and fresh. Good Saturday so far.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

I sort of want bangs but my hair is so long it would take years to undo such a decision. Also I associate bangs with the Midwest now, where the midwest is my enemy, surrounding me...

I associate the Midwest more with ill-advised highlights.

Gorgar
Dec 2, 2012

Is there another kind of highlights?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Releasing 100 cats into ikea

http://youtu.be/vCB7RqGS684

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Gorgar posted:

Is there another kind of highlights?

I've seen some not-bad ones on blondes. They usually look terrible on darker hair though.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Captain Backslap posted:

The first internet porn I ever encountered was a dirty drawing of the candle dude shoving dildos into Belle. You can swap those arm candles out for just about anything.

Edit: How can you guys see that clip and be even remotely impressed. The art design is absolutely terrible.

i dunno if you missed out on the last 30 years. but i think people like disney for the cute music and story

Fruity Gordo posted:

it sounds like a lot but it really only takes 15 minutes or so

if there's still cat hair in the weave and you don't have a lint roller you can just use sticky tape or masking tape to get it off too

thanks!! the coat's not dirty aside from the cat hair and i did use a lint roller but just kept finding more cat hair after a long time already on it. I'll just keep trying loving CATS

Crow Jane posted:

I've seen some not-bad ones on blondes. They usually look terrible on darker hair though.

stark blonde highlights on dark hair are hilarious, especially if they're in 1 inch blocks

ZombieGravy
Feb 5, 2008

Crow Jane posted:

I've seen some not-bad ones on blondes. They usually look terrible on darker hair though.

I used to have black hair with purple highlights. It looked pretty terrible when the purple washed out.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

rocketpig posted:

I used to have black hair with purple highlights. It looked pretty terrible when the purple washed out.

I had green bangs at some point. Thankfully no pictures seem to survive.

My mom just sent me this picture of her cat:

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

that cat somehow makes a santa hat look glamourous

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I found some $100 cashmere/wool pants, brand new, at Two Dollar Thrill, and thoughtlessly put them in the washer with my other clothes.

They still fit and feel nice though so w/e

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

precision posted:

I found some $100 cashmere/wool pants, brand new, at Two Dollar Thrill, and thoughtlessly put them in the washer with my other clothes.

They still fit and feel nice though so w/e

what... what happened to them?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Miltank posted:

what... what happened to them?

they reconsolidated into goats

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Crow Jane posted:

I had green bangs at some point. Thankfully no pictures seem to survive.

My mom just sent me this picture of her cat:


For a cat wearing a Santa hat that animal looks extremely dignified

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
He's a grumpy old bag of bones with a horrible voice who likes to behead baby bunnies and suck their brains out. I suppose there's dignity in that.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
An Excellent Catte

i couldn't sleep so I decided to learn how to weave beads and now it's almost 6am whoops

I have two inches of a peyote stitch strap done tho so it's a win?

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

Crow Jane posted:

My mom just sent me this picture of her cat:


The only pictures my mother sends me is of her cats. And ducks. No cat-duck murders yet.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
my cat never tried to kill my duck either! she killed everything else, I saw her pounce on a brown snake once and freaked the gently caress out

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

It's because ducks are assholes and cats know this, feel lucky your cats have been spared by the ducks

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Fruity Gordo posted:

my cat never tried to kill my duck either! she killed everything else, I saw her pounce on a brown snake once and freaked the gently caress out

cats are naturally resistant to most snake and spider venoms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwtxcWVhAWI

just another reason cats own

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Captain Backslap posted:

The first internet porn I ever encountered was a dirty drawing of the candle dude shoving dildos into Belle. You can swap those arm candles out for just about anything.

Edit: How can you guys see that clip and be even remotely impressed. The art design is absolutely terrible.

It's not about the art direction it's about the narrative you dick

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Torka posted:

cats are naturally resistant to most snake and spider venoms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwtxcWVhAWI

just another reason cats own

GOOOOODE CAAAATTTTEEEEEESSS

cats are the best

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Declan MacManus posted:

It's not about the art direction it's about the narrative you dick

plus he's dead fuckin' wrong about the art direction too

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Fruity Gordo posted:

cats are the best

their kidneys are so efficient that they can safely drink seawater

catfacts itt

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Goons will hate and pick apart anything. Stop being full of hate goons it's not good for you

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
I thought it was a great movie. v:shobon:v

oh and ugh cats

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Donkay NOoo posted:

Goons will hate and pick apart anything. Stop being full of hate goons it's not good for you

Almost all the threads about a thing in GBS are "I hate this!!"

good for you

nobody cares

meanwhile, I like things, a lot of Disney things, including that Disney thing :thumbsup:

Torka
Jan 5, 2008


:catstare:

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
People think they're cool and edgy for hating things. It's pretty dumb. I just ignore things I don't like, unless they're bills or something.

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