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Kimmalah posted:Yeah I don't get that. "Oh you must be such a total slut because..your genetics/hormones made your boobs grow big?" Like staring I can sort of understand (not that I condone it) but the comments and poo poo are just so nonsensical (and gross). this kind of fetishism is cultural and seriously regressive. fashion shapes the objectification of women in the culture hugely and the broad strokes of fashion have always followed the waxing and waning of political cultures. breast shapes and sizes in pornography have changed in accordance with fashion, and the only reason why burlesque and pin-up culture was able to have a resurgence is because of people's ability to express and consolidate a new kind of mainstream over-arching sexuality on the internet, and even then the culture is usually hella regressive
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Can there be a special edition of Forearms magazine dedicated to those lovely veins that come up after doing stuff? (sexy stuff)
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 16:38 |
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Only if there's a full sleeve tattoo edition for Halloween or something too. It's not always my thing, but it can be delicious on the right arms and with the right tattoos.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 16:40 |
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pixelbaron posted:long fingers is a weird one makes sense to me. stubby fingers are no good
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 16:44 |
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Fruity Gordo posted:beautiful, strong, slender yet shapely hands are god's best work most dudes who bring it up are pretty gross tho
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 16:47 |
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people who talk about being good at eating pussy in general company are rarely good at it. this goes for everyone. i'd say 'prove it' to them but they are universally revolting people who should be put down
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 16:57 |
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Kimmalah posted:Forearms too. I feel like I sound crazy, but forearms are hot too. Ugh god yes, so good for cuddling. Not all huge and muscley and rock-hard because ew, but you need juuuust enough bulk for good hug coverage. That's the perfect forearm. Also agree about dude backs. Hottttt
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 17:01 |
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vaguely posted:Ugh god yes, so good for cuddling. Not all huge and muscley and rock-hard because ew, but you need juuuust enough bulk for good hug coverage. That's the perfect forearm. maybe its just me but on a fit lady its hard to find a bit that isnt hot maybe if she's a poor soul with ugly eyes my eyes are loving beautiful
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 17:09 |
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Eyes are nice. I don't think I could date anyone who didn't have them.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 17:12 |
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it's probably not just you but itt women are talking about what they like and men talking about what they like is hugely irrelevant
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 17:12 |
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VanSandman posted:maybe its just me but on a fit lady its hard to find a bit that isnt hot True, I usually enjoy everything on a decent looking guy. But those are the body parts that really get my attention for some reason. Good to hear I'm not as weird as I thought, since I usually hear ladies talking about butts all the time. Which are nice too, but not my favorite thing. Re: cunnilingus - In my experience if you feel the need to brag about your skill in anything a lot, you're probably not as good at it as you think you are.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 17:15 |
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I know it kind of makes me a jerk, but I can't even really see guys who are shorter than I am. There's a height requirement for this ride
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 17:20 |
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To all those folks who were sweet about me bitching about BF arriving late for anniversary celebrations some pages back, y'all are nice and you rule. Everything turned out fine, had bangin' sex and watched movies, everything is great. Generally re: looks I consider myself incredibly open-minded, but I have a secret thing for beefcake. I blame a childhood squandered on comic books.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 17:32 |
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Crow Jane posted:I know it kind of makes me a jerk, but I can't even really see guys who are shorter than I am. There's a height requirement for this ride I've said this before but I like short guys: they generally try harder and are more charming. Tall guys are just like "I'm tall " and never had to develop a personality. But I can't date guys who weigh less than me, that's just weird. Re: body parts, I agree with Anne Whateley that QUADZ are where it's at. Also weeds out the bros who never do squats. But I also have a thing for super skinny rocker types with those tiny flat butts. They're so cute.
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t_violet posted:I've said this before but I like short guys: they generally try harder and are more charming. Tall guys are just like "I'm tall " and never had to develop a personality. But I can't date guys who weigh less than me, that's just weird. Yeah I personally don't give a poo poo about a guy's height and really don't get it when I hear other women who are like "Well I don't care how great his personality is, he's not 6'4"' or something like that. But I'm 5'3" so I've really only run into one dude who was shorter than me in my entire adult life.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 17:59 |
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Short guys just make me self-conscious, because both of us are aware that they're getting a face full of my boobs. Skinny rocker guys are my favorite, I can't help it. And they usually have nice hands, too.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 18:01 |
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being off solids is really nice
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 18:09 |
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Fruity Gordo posted:it depends on the mole, since 'mole' is just sauce. a green mole should be really spicy but a mole with bitter chocolate need not be too spicy, since you'd only really throw in smoked chillies I need to cook this. Bitter chocolate and spicy things sound intriguing.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 18:15 |
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VanSandman where are the pup pix?? Don't do us like Doobie did do a goon....
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 18:39 |
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you rock posted:VanSandman where are the pup pix?? Don't do us like Doobie did do a goon.... he went racist lol
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 18:49 |
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Swillkitsch posted:To all those folks who were sweet about me bitching about BF arriving late for anniversary celebrations some pages back, y'all are nice and you rule. Everything turned out fine, had bangin' sex and watched movies, everything is great. I'm glad it worked out well, I was pulling for you! My anniversary is tomorrow, and I'll probably pick up cupcakes from the place that did our wedding cake/cupcakes. The special flavors of the day aren't awesome, though -- chocolate orange (which my husband would like, but blech) and banana cream pie. It's ok because they have like, 15 more flavors, I was just secretly hoping they would have our wedding cake flavor. I have to do homework all day. I do not want to do homework all day, you guys.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 18:52 |
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I almost never wear eyeshadow anymore, just liner and mascara. This morning I put on a little shimmery gold stuff, and it's really nice and surprisingly subtle. I fear I'm about to fall down yet another cosmetics rabbit hole.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 18:53 |
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Crow Jane posted:I almost never wear eyeshadow anymore, just liner and mascara. This morning I put on a little shimmery gold stuff, and it's really nice and surprisingly subtle. I fear I'm about to fall down yet another cosmetics rabbit hole. do you ever even leave the cosmetics pit
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 18:56 |
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My laziness generally tends to trump my creativity as regards makeup.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 18:58 |
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VanSandman posted:he went racist lol The puppies are racist?
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 19:11 |
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Oh, re: makeup chat, I love my BB Cream. Holy crap. I even bought the wrong one, it's anti-aging, but whatever it is awesome. Guys in the thread: you can wear it without fear, too.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 19:14 |
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:The puppies are racist? That's what he gets for color-coding them!
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 19:15 |
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VanSandman posted:do you ever even leave the cosmetics pit It's not a pit, it has very nice, easily tread stairs. That are really easy to run down, and slightly harder to run back up, because gravity is against you. Crow Jane posted:Get yourself a good, old-fashioned Joy of Cooking cookbook, preferably an older edition. The recipes are by no means ground-breaking, but it's a great reference. Seriously, this. I don't think/talk about cooking much, I just do it, and one of the reasons I can just do it is because my grandmother gave me her second-oldest copy of this book when I moved out on my own after high school and kept showing up at her house hungry. Sabel posted:Are there any pitfalls I should know about before I start shopping on etsy Price shop whatever it is against non-handmade versions, if there's a cheaper version that serves the purpose, don't buy from Etsy just because it's handmade, unless you really want to. Use Google's Reverse Image Search, lots of times the resellers don't bother to take new pictures. Say, for example, you find a tiny ring with a small cat silhouette on it. Go search on eBay, Amazon, Google, and maybe Ali Baba for the keywords. I do a lot of gift exchange things, all year long, and about 75% of the 'handmade' things people put on their lists from Etsy are available on eBay for less than a third of the Etsy price. There's a site called Zibbet that is basically "Etsy, but they actually kick resellers off." There's also Stanfordrow.com for handmade clothing, no resellers. StoreEnvy.com has less resellers, but they're not entirely free of them. StoreEnvy also doesn't charge sellers to list an item or take a percentage of what they earn, which I like. poopkitty posted:So true. I'm pretty sure Pinterest is for bored housewives and Mormons (same??) but there are some decent cooking things on there. Slow cooker recipes and the like. You forgot massive collections of softcore porn. sebmojo posted:QUESTIONS for the ladies: is it weird that men are so obsessed with boobs given they are just another body part i mean I'm a lady who likes both dudes and ladies, and it's not exactly a foreign concept to women, liking body parts. It's really loving annoying when anyone isn't polite about what they like, though. There's a difference between sneaking covert glances and blatently staring with your mouth hanging open and a little bit of drool dangling from one corner. Tits are part of a woman, a woman is not just a thing that comes with tits. As long as people are thinking/acting along those lines of thought, it's fine. Fruity Gordo posted:people who talk about being good at eating pussy in general company are rarely good at it. this goes for everyone. i'd say 'prove it' to them but they are universally revolting people who should be put down They do that because they want women to say 'prove it.' There are probably a lot of men who know they suck at it, who still brag, hoping for the 'prove it' reaction, which they see as a free ticket to Downtown Bonesville.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 19:22 |
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:The puppies are racist? Crow Jane posted:I almost never wear eyeshadow anymore, just liner and mascara. This morning I put on a little shimmery gold stuff, and it's really nice and surprisingly subtle. I fear I'm about to fall down yet another cosmetics rabbit hole. I do a full face every weekday but on the weekends, I mostly just do mascara and lip gloss. I like the change. It's interesting tho', since I got more skilled at applying make-up, I'm less insecure about not wearing it.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 19:36 |
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I was wearing full face 5 days a week. I quit my job and changed up the products that I use (CeraVe rules, for anyone who wasn't aware) and I've been wearing no makeup unless I'm going to an interview for three weeks now. ... I thought I'd see a difference in how clear my face was, but I really haven't. Re. cooking -- another really good reference book is Mark Bitman's How to Cook Everything. Once you're familiar with how to do basic things, like roast or sear or braise or chop on the bias, all of which you can youtube, Bitman gives you something stupid like
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sebmojo posted:QUESTIONS for the ladies: is it weird that men are so obsessed with boobs given they are just another body part i mean I'm also a lady who likes dudes and ladies. I can see why men like boobs, but I don't get the love for giant boobs. I guess it's because I prefer small to medium sized boobs.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 20:30 |
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boobs are ok but really cmon you can go too far
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 20:33 |
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killstealing posted:boobs are ok but really cmon you can go too far Examples?
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Portals posted:when they're big enough that even when you lose weight you still look fat because of the height-boob size ratio Height boob size meh. Boob to waist to hip ratio is where it's at. Mmmmmmmm Hourglass.
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 20:42 |
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VendaGoat posted:Examples? your mom
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# ? Jan 12, 2014 20:43 |
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figure skating is the greatest winter olympic sport, everyone likes to talk poo poo about it but you'll be watching.
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VendaGoat posted:Examples? I draw the line a bigger than your head.
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t_violet posted:I draw the line a bigger than your head. Hmm, I wonder if she has a nice personality?
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:figure skating is the greatest winter olympic sport, everyone likes to talk poo poo about it but you'll be watching. same but for diving
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