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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Asians loving love pompadours and rock them so good.

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Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Putty posted:

my quest to monopolize all crews is going well

pick i will give you a purebred dwarf elephant for ownership of lady crew


Noooo pick don't do it

It's a trap!

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm



I. AM... A GOOOOOOOD.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

The longer the pompador the higher your juvenile punk status.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

detectivemonkey posted:

You should sever.

With your hair.

lots of hair is good if you live in places that get loving polar vortexes. I'd do so many rad things to my look if I didn't need to be warm all of the time. Be naked more, mostly.

vaguely posted:

Since I was like 15 I wore my hair in a cute little bob but since starting my PhD and getting mega depressed I haven't been to the hairdresser and now it's like nipple-length

Everyone's all like 'oh your hair is nice :v:' but really it's just an unruly mess of split ends and junk, and either frizzy or gross and limp, I really don't know how to look after long hair :sigh: I know it needs a cut but I don't know what long hair styles would suit me, and I use Argan Oil and all that but really I want low maintenance

Reckon I'll keep it til my sister's wedding so I can have some pretty curls that hopefully stay in for longer than like an hour (my hair does not hold a curl which suuuucks because I think I look nice with them), and then chop it all off

The boyfriend has been nagging me for years to grow my hair out and I was all 'no it's gross when it's long' and now I'm like 'see? SEE I TOLD YOU SO' but he doesn't get what's wrong with it. MEN AM I RIGHT LADIES

Right. You are right. Men. *booing*. But seriously, I hope you feel better soon! :glomp:

Shannonmcn posted:

I hate small talk at the hairdressers so much that I haven't been in a year and a half. I cut my own fringe back in a while ago but my split ends are probably record breaking right now. I'd be happy enough with it screwed up in a bun on the top of my head forever if society didn't tell me I have to make more of an effort.

Let's all chop our hair off together!

I hate how loving long it takes. I can't and don't want to sacrifice 3 hours of a Saturday to sit in a drat hair salon. Boring.

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
I don't think I could even identify a split end

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Fisticuffs posted:

I don't think I could even identify a split end

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008


Ladies.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Enfys posted:

Noooo pick don't do it

It's a trap!

so

Fisticuffs posted:

I don't think I could even identify a split end

our relationship

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
im so glad theres a place on these forums where men can finally talk about how women should look, act and think. so refreshing

Alceste
Dec 5, 2003

Ramrod XTreme
guypost: a question for you ladies about a hair color I saw once (I don't know how hairstyles work, I just know what I like)

I was on a plane last year and saw this Asian girl, college aged, with this amazing sort of pewter colored hair, looked like it was made out of spun titanium or something crazy like that, and I'd never seen anything like it before or since...shiny dark silver is about the only way I can describe it, and when I got home I tried to explain it to my wife because she has real dark pretty hair but I couldn't find any examples on the internet to show her and my verbal description was apparently inadequate

The question is has anyone else seen this before irl (not in anime) like is it a thing lots of people do, or was this one chick just some sort of hair coloring genius? I heard her tell someone else she's in pre-law so that rules out being an "artist" I think

tia

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Fruity Gordo posted:

im so glad theres a place on these forums where men can finally talk about how women should look, act and think. so refreshing

counterpoint: everyone should have short hair everyone

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

I have what you're talking about. It's a grey/silver color. It's actually used to help color/add dimension to people with already grey or white hair (old people) but it's becoming a fashion now. I have a large chunk of it in the front of my hair.



you rock
Sep 12, 2010

You wanna fuck with this shit I fuckin dare you. You fuck wit the hedge you get the spines

Alceste posted:

guypost: a question for you ladies about a hair color I saw once (I don't know how hairstyles work, I just know what I like)

I was on a plane last year and saw this Asian girl, college aged, with this amazing sort of pewter colored hair, looked like it was made out of spun titanium or something crazy like that, and I'd never seen anything like it before or since...shiny dark silver is about the only way I can describe it, and when I got home I tried to explain it to my wife because she has real dark pretty hair but I couldn't find any examples on the internet to show her and my verbal description was apparently inadequate

tia
Sounds like mb grey-ash or dark ash hair

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

Putty posted:

our relationship

You asking me out sexiboi?

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Fruity Gordo posted:

im so glad theres a place on these forums where men can finally talk about how women should look, act and think. so refreshing

LADIES LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY BONER

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Alceste posted:

guypost: a question for you ladies about a hair color I saw once (I don't know how hairstyles work, I just know what I like)

I was on a plane last year and saw this Asian girl, college aged, with this amazing sort of pewter colored hair, looked like it was made out of spun titanium or something crazy like that, and I'd never seen anything like it before or since...shiny dark silver is about the only way I can describe it, and when I got home I tried to explain it to my wife because she has real dark pretty hair but I couldn't find any examples on the internet to show her and my verbal description was apparently inadequate

The question is has anyone else seen this before irl (not in anime) like is it a thing lots of people do, or was this one chick just some sort of hair coloring genius? I heard her tell someone else she's in pre-law so that rules out being an "artist" I think

tia

I actually tried to dye my hair this color but the product way overcompensated for the yellowish tinge it was expecting so my hair was grayish blue. it was awful. if i could have long true-gray hair i would though. it's possible with some products on the right hair.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Pick posted:

the

bowl cut

Why stop there when you could have the worst of both worlds?




you are right to be horrified, they're not even wearing helmets

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Yeah grey hair owns but it aint easy to get it right

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Alceste posted:

this amazing sort of pewter colored hair
This is typically done with bleach and blue-violet toner. Bleach to lighten, toner to take the yellow out. Yellow + a deep purply-blue wash = gray. It is pretty cool but you need really durable hair to pull it off.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Fisticuffs posted:

You asking me out sexiboi?

the opposite

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
also some of those things almost obligate themselves to be temporary because maintenance of the roots ends up loving around with what you've already done

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
also sorry enfys your post is exactly correct but no one is going to listen to you and in fact they are unironically going to do what you describe to a post about what you describe, it's kinda beautiful if you like recursion

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

NecroMonster posted:

Yeah grey hair owns but it aint easy to get it right

Do you do the eyebrows as well or what?

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Renaissance Robot posted:

Why stop there when you could have the worst of both worlds?


The elusive bowllet! :swoon:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Renaissance Robot posted:

Do you do the eyebrows as well or what?

bleaching eyebrows is a no-no

you don't want that poo poo near your eyes, at all

Alceste
Dec 5, 2003

Ramrod XTreme
okay, "grey ash hair" gives me better results on a search, though I ended up wandering into pinterest before I figured out where I was :sweatdrop:

based on all the replies and anecdotes I guess it's more common than I thought; I just never saw it on anyone before, and the combination of a young face with silver hair was kind of fascinating on a woman, maybe in one of those self-confidence-is-sexy ways that also makes me very attracted to short hairstyles + feminine faces (my wife had real short hair when we met)

or maybe there's some freudian weirdness going on here, but I'm p. sure I'd know by now if I had a grandma fetish and it ain't that

I am not old but have a lot of gray myself (all natural!) and don't much like it, so it's kind of interesting to see people doing this on purpose

thanks ladies, I'll show myself out

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Renaissance Robot posted:

Do you do the eyebrows as well or what?

dunno

id assume that if you got real pale eyebrows you might wanna do them too but ir eally dunno

you dont see a lot of dark grey hair around really so i dont have a good place to compare from

ive got thosands and thosands of pictures of cool hair of all sorts saved on my computer and i dont think there is any gray hair even in it

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

Putty posted:

the opposite

Well don't mind me I'll just continue to fetishize your posting

Debbie Metallica
Jun 7, 2001

Pick posted:

well i am happy to see you in this one :h: :D

I miss chit chatting with people and could use fun distractions.

God knows I don't already clutter up every OTHER thread with my babble

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

My body is ready

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Debbie Metallica posted:

I miss chit chatting with people and could use fun distractions.

God knows I don't already clutter up every OTHER thread with my babble



you are as radical as this skateboarding cat

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

that picture is literally one of the dangan ronpa characters

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

oh look some nerds are complaining about the new ms marvel cause she said nerdy things and wrote a fanfic

you rock
Sep 12, 2010

You wanna fuck with this shit I fuckin dare you. You fuck wit the hedge you get the spines
I lighten my eyebrows a shade w facial bleach. Check after 1 minute and don't leave on for more than 2 or it will get orange. You can also tint them darker or to change the color but that should only be done by a professional @ da sal0n :tipshat:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
*sound of a pump action shotgun cycling a spent cartridge*

The Vagina Is Set For gently caress

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


NecroMonster posted:

oh look some nerds are complaining about the new ms marvel cause she said nerdy things and wrote a fanfic

it is very important that my particular brand of nerd garbage go only so low and no further
how else will can i be smugly superior to someone?!

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

nerdy teenage girl whos a bit of a social loner and has a slightly repressive (if still loving) home life says nerdy poo poo and writes nerdy stories and i am so loving mad about this holy poo poo

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

she acts in a way one could expect a person in her situation with her personality to act IM LITERALLY SHAKING

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