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# ? Aug 15, 2014 21:38 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:10 |
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e X posted:Why would you ever put that on your food? Yeah that's kind of the point of the whole discussion.
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 21:52 |
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e X posted:Why would you ever put that on your food? Because it's still basically fruit juice with alcohol and salt? I mean, if you want those things in your food, why not? On the scale of weird stuff people eat (including some of the examples in this thread) salted low alcohol wine doesn't seem that bad.
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 21:58 |
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stratdax posted:What the hell are you even talking about. There absolutely is Cooking Wine, as opposed to just wine you drink. Cooking Wine is usually crappy, which is why you cook with it (mixed with herbs and tomatoes or whatever) instead of drinking it. Wandle Cax is absolutely correct when he says you don't drink Cooking Wine (because it's poo poo to drink, you see). What the hell! No one under the age of 100 uses that stuff and no one who cooks even halfway respectably would ever touch it, that's what we're all laughing about, glad you could make it. He might as well dump Gatorade in there.
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:35 |
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Wow what a vest
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:39 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:
Drape a torn garbage bag over your shirt to make a stylish* vest!
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:56 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Haha so now your argument is what, that "Cooking Wine" is a varietal? I sincerely hope you're like nineteen. I'd be put off by how smug you are if it wasn't so goddamn cute. Please never serve adults your cooking. I'm not sure why you're being such an rear end in a top hat about this, but if a recipe calls for "dry white wine," and you don't like dry white wine, it's entirely possible you'll have wine leftover you have no interest in drinking. Also, I'm not going to use a bottle of say, the Del Dotto clay cask Red Zin in my cooking, because that's loving ridiculous when an $11 bottle of decent but not as good will do just fine.
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:31 |
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Ishamael posted:Drape a torn garbage bag over your shirt to make a stylish* vest! Derelicte!
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:32 |
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:40 |
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Ishamael posted:Drape a torn garbage bag over your shirt to make a stylish* vest! Cut a head hole in a giant garbage bag for a stylish waterproof poncho! Use a smaller trash bag to keep your stylish cut-up-shirt-vest clean as you drink and cook with wine!
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:44 |
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13Pandora13 posted:I'm not sure why you're being such an rear end in a top hat about this, but if a recipe calls for "dry white wine," and you don't like dry white wine, it's entirely possible you'll have wine leftover you have no interest in drinking.
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:49 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Then don't cook things with ingredients you don't like, genius. Or if there's a gun to your head about it for some reason, use decent wine and give the leftovers to someone who likes it. You can namecheck wines you googled while typing up your posts all you want, you're still the guy who's arguing for dumping Hobo's Choice into food you intend for people to eat and getting mad that everyone else isn't impressed by you. It was just an example because it's what I'm drinking tonight, if I were going to "namecheck" I'd name something more than like $50. Also, not sure if you're aware, but something being cooked with white wine doesn't taste the same as drinking a glass of white wine. Wine wine in poultry dishes isn't an uncommon thing. It's glorious you think you're the only person in this thread who knows anything about wine or cooking.
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:55 |
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Scared of getting your debit card stolen? Don't use one. Carry large amounts of cash instead, and hide it all in your socks. Muggers will never think to look there! #lifehax
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 23:59 |
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I like that people have been cooking with wine pretty much ever since wine was invented, doing this poo poo with clay pots around campfires, and internet jerkwads will still argue for days about how the way they do it is the ONLY RIGHT WAY Goddamn. It's cooking, not rocket science. content: Yes, because when they wake up to see you looming over them dripping sour poo poo into their mouth, the first thing they're going to think is 'hm i should turn over'. This is more a life(ending by getting)hack(ed to pieces)
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:04 |
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Should I be using red wine or white wine vinegar?
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:07 |
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Just use the juice from a jar of pickles!
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:10 |
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Lotish posted:Just use the juice from a jar of pickles! Ugh, that reminds me of all the questionable at best Chik-fil-a copycat recipes that went around during the whole anti-gay boycott. Chicken pretty much never needs a tablespoon of powdered sugar, IMHO.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:23 |
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13Pandora13 posted:Ugh, that reminds me of all the questionable at best Chik-fil-a copycat recipes that went around during the whole anti-gay boycott. Egads! Yeah, I would reduce the sugar. From 1 tablespoon to about 0 tablespoons. Also loving lifehack of the year: "Want to tenderize your chicken breast? Just cut it!"
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 00:40 |
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13Pandora13 posted:It was just an example because it's what I'm drinking tonight, if I were going to "namecheck" I'd name something more than like $50. Says the guy arguing on behalf of cooking wine. Like, can you not tell that everyone else is laughing at you about this, or are you just rationalizing it to yourself somehow? Absolutely no one is falling for your attempts to look like a knowledgeable chef or wine-drinker.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 01:04 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Says the guy arguing on behalf of cooking wine. Like, can you not tell that everyone else is laughing at you about this, or are you just rationalizing it to yourself somehow? Absolutely no one is falling for your attempts to look like a knowledgeable chef or wine-drinker. I'm not arguing on behalf of (overly salted, poo poo quality) cooking wine, I'm arguing on behalf of it being 100% reasonable for you to have wine just for cooking that you are unwilling to drink. I'm not trying to impress anybody, you're just coming off as really hostile for something that isn't unreasonable at all. Your responses to me have only made your attitude more apparent.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 01:17 |
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drat, you're all being stupid and wasteful talking about pouring out "leftover" wine from cooking. Just mix that poo poo with some cola and gulp it down. Put a lime squeeze in it if you want to be all fancypants. Also, you can keep the wine in the fridge for weeks and still use it in your pepsi wine cocktail, you won't notice any taste degradation. Woohoo, callback to the first wine derail, YEAH!
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 01:21 |
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Soak the wine in a tampon and stick it up you are butt If you aint got a tampon come over my place I think your mom left some here
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 01:24 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Says the guy arguing on behalf of cooking wine. Like, can you not tell that everyone else is laughing at you about this, or are you just rationalizing it to yourself somehow? Absolutely no one is falling for your attempts to look like a knowledgeable chef or wine-drinker. You both sound retarded as gently caress.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 01:31 |
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Did this start because I posted the thing with the wine cubes? I'm sorry guys.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 02:13 |
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loving WHY
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 02:19 |
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That looks like raspberry jam.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 02:21 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:That looks like raspberry jam. Maybe that's the hack!
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 02:25 |
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This sounds like a really great way to gently caress up your face:
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 02:32 |
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Lifehack: Don't think the wine you cooked with tastes good enough for drinking? Get drunk on whiskey first and you won't notice the difference between the $15 and the $60 bottles.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 02:35 |
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ShrimpToast posted:Did this start because I posted the thing with the wine cubes? I'm sorry guys. what in the flying gently caress am I even looking at?
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 02:43 |
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13Pandora13 posted:This sounds like a really great way to gently caress up your face: That would look like poo poo, clog your pores, and oh yea, both nutmeg and cinnamon are skin, mucus membrane, and eye irritants. So yea, brush that poo poo all over your face. Christ, you can buy bronzer at the dollar store if you're that goddamn simultaneously poor, vain, and pale. So basically all they did was pick out powdered substances by their color with zero consideration for how they would affect your skin.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 02:46 |
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Loomer posted:what in the flying gently caress am I even looking at? Someone too lazy to use a knife who really likes large mouthfuls of mustard and ketchup at different times.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 02:49 |
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An apartheid burger.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 02:50 |
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Amoeba102 posted:An apartheid burger. But it's not kosher!
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 02:58 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Says the guy arguing on behalf of cooking wine. Like, can you not tell that everyone else is laughing at you about this, or are you just rationalizing it to yourself somehow? Absolutely no one is falling for your attempts to look like a knowledgeable chef or wine-drinker. Did a bottle of cooking wine fall on your father's head and kill him or something holy poo poo
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 03:04 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:PYF Cooking Whine
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 03:20 |
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Franzia bro, 'cause then I can just pop the leftover in a can or the ragu spaghetti sauce jar I used to make my goonfeast. (edit) Also that's the best lifehack, just FYI.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 03:23 |
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Heres a lifehack I just made up as I typed this sentence or maybe I heard it before, I dont know: Want to piss off your wife? Get a dog and name the dog the same thing as her and talk to the dog more than you talk to her and gently caress your dog instead of her
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:18 |
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Speleothing posted:Get drunk on whiskey There's a life hack I can get on board with.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:19 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:10 |
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Wanamingo posted:
So does buying a case not net you any sort of discount? Even the cheapest wines at Dan Murphys are cheaper if you buy six, and even more so if you buy twelve.
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