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AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Jan 22, 2016

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

So Huckabee about that kill the gays

quote:

An unnamed reporter asked Huckabee, apparently directly after his speech to the conference, about “reports that there are a few pastors speaking her today that say that if you’re homosexual, you should be prosecuted, you should actually be killed.” “Obviously, I don’t agree with that,” Huckabee responded. “I don’t think anyone’s ever accused me of saying that. And I don’t know, did anyone say that from this stage today?” The reporter responded that while nobody had said such things from the stage yet that day, the organizer and other speakers had previously made such remarks.

“I can’t go with ‘there are some reports that,’” Huckabee responded. “Give me a specific, give me something to react to, that won’t work for me, because I don’t have any knowledge of that. All I know is what I said, I can’t be responsible for what anybody else said on that stage, and apparently nobody said that on that stage.”

If Huckabee had stuck around just a few minutes after his speech, he would have heard Swanson saying exactly that, bellowing to the audience that the biblically ordained punishment for homosexuality is death. If he had stuck around until the next day of the conference, he would have heard Swanson return to the theme, saying that he doesn’t want the government to impose the death penalty for homosexuality quite yet because he wants to give the culture time to change and gays time to repent before imposing his version of biblical law.

Right Wing Watch called up every candidate who was planning to go, Carson actually listened and didn't speak.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Pavlov posted:

I'm still not entirely sure what the republican message is anymore once you've removed all the clearly insane bullshit.

I'm pretty sure they had something at some point but I'm not sure where it went.

I mean to me, the old message was "less bread and circus, more business" with lip service to Reagans lazy Christians and all sorts of white malcontents.

Now it's something like "business uber alles, no bread or circuses because your poorer neighbor might get a taste" and a confusingly hate and projection filled brand of Christianity that's more of a masochistic team exercise than anything else. As if the white malcontents decided "Christian" should have no discernible difference from white anxiety and everyone just shrugged.

I really wish they would clean this mess up. Or, at the very least, engage with the reality of the electorate and stop blasting out offensive idiocy for funsies.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Oddly enough the base now hates BIG BUSINESS almost as much as Bernie supporters.

Of course the far-right believes that big business exists because of BIG GOVERNMENT, and that Wall-Street is a Crony-capitalist/socialist/liberal hell pit.

The far-right has really become fascist.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I saw that story and thought they ID'd the reporter as Jake Tapper.

I'm loving riled by this thing. Even at my most cynical devils advocate I'm still thinking "you guys 100 percent signed off on the politics of association with bill ayers and rev wright. Saying this isnt fair doesnt matter anymore, its gonna happen and this is going to sink you"

And in the real world I just want to puke that they can do this and a few days later stand on a national debate stage without even worrying about being asked about ENDORSING THE GOVT KILLING YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS BECAUSE THEYRE loving GAAAAAAAY.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
In other news...in the same closing speech where he, yet again, said US Law should say kill people for being gay, Kevin Swanson said Elsa from Frozen is a lesbian recruiting satanbride and that women's soccer is turning young men gay.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Montasque posted:

IF Donald Trump actually likened Ben Carson to a Child Molester he's done. This is the moment everyone in the GOP has been waiting for.

And once Donald is done it's Rubio/Cruz time.

I don't know about that. This seems like prime Trump. I wouldn't be surprised if his supporters like the aggressiveness.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I, for one, support Donald Trump on his crusade to bring an end to Ben Carson's candidacy through any means necessary. He's the only one of your candidates that actually scares me, speaking as a foreigner.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

In other news...in the same closing speech where he, yet again, said US Law should say kill people for being gay, Kevin Swanson said Elsa from Frozen is a lesbian recruiting satanbride and that women's soccer is turning young men gay.
I thought women's soccer was turning women gay? :confused:

In other news, I also get the feeling that a hyperbolic slander against Carson isn't automatically going to sink Trump in the polls. Lots of Republicans near me seem to like that kind of thing because it means they aren't afraid to stand up for what they believe and thus the liberal agenda and yadda yadda.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Mitt Romney posted:

I don't know about that. This seems like prime Trump. I wouldn't be surprised if his supporters like the aggressiveness.

Nah. Like if Trump said "Jeb Bush looks like that Subway slob! Can you believe it!?!" People would love it. Unlike Jeb, Ben Carson is currently untouchable to the base. Talk radio will turn on him, and in turn so will the base.

But I could be wrong... Trump could spin out of this somehow.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Ben Carson just hit 1 million followers on twitter. :ughh:

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Immortan posted:

Ben Carson just hit 1 million followers on twitter. :ughh:

The illustrious ranks only achieved by people like Some Guy From A Boy Band

Angrymantium
Jul 19, 2007
Resistant to everything

PT6A posted:

I, for one, support Donald Trump on his crusade to bring an end to Ben Carson's candidacy through any means necessary. He's the only one of your candidates that actually scares me, speaking as a foreigner.

You don't pay enough attention then. Carson is not alone in having a tax plan that would bankrupt the US and a foreign policy plan that would kick World War III into gear. Cruz's plan for America is pretty terrifying as well, but he's clearly awake when he's saying this poo poo.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I keep trying to view these things from the perspective of someone who wants a Republican president, but isn't an insane whackjob, and it's a nightmare.

If it makes you feel any better, my mother - a lifelong Republican who spent her entire life teaching in inner schools even past her retirement where she volunteers to this day - is having some kind of existential crisis over this. She is very clearly bothered not only by what's happening with the Republican Party but that by calling herself a Republican she feels somewhat complicit. At the same time she keeps threatening to vote Democrat like its some huge fundamental change for her that she's having to talk herself into. I'm not encouraging it or discouraging it because (a) I don't want to be pushy about it, (b) she's clearly got a moral center that would get her where I'd want to push her anyway, and (c) we live in NY so it really and truly doesn't matter.

The other life long Republican in my close family circle isn't budging and is largely in denial about the insanity, but she's also drinking enough that I'm debating the merits of an intervention.

So I think its affecting them in different ways.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
I can't believe we missed this:

Donald Trump: I Want a Piece of Keystone XL Profits

Donald Trump wants to socialize Keystone. Today's GOP.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So Huckabee about that kill the gays

Right Wing Watch called up every candidate who was planning to go, Carson actually listened and didn't speak.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

In other news...in the same closing speech where he, yet again, said US Law should say kill people for being gay, Kevin Swanson said Elsa from Frozen is a lesbian recruiting satanbride and that women's soccer is turning young men gay.
Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal and Mike Huckabee: three Republican candidates who literally agree with ISIL throwing gay people off of buildings.:smithicide:


Pavlov posted:

I'm still not entirely sure what the republican message is anymore once you've removed all the clearly insane bullshit.

I'm pretty sure they had something at some point but I'm not sure where it went.
Cut taxes down to 0%, strangle the government in the bathtub, and run away with the money before the US turns into Greece, Somalia, or Syria.

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Montasque posted:

I can't believe we missed this:

Donald Trump: I Want a Piece of Keystone XL Profits

Donald Trump wants to socialize Keystone. Today's GOP.

Pretty sure I've posted this before, but fascism transcends traditional left/right boundaries.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

fade5 posted:

Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal and Mike Huckabee: three Republican candidates who literally agree with ISIL throwing gay people off of buildings.:smithicide:

As terrible as these three are, gays wouldn't be thrown off buildings if one of them were elected.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



fade5 posted:

Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal and Mike Huckabee: three Republican candidates who literally agree with ISIL throwing gay people off of buildings.:smithicide:

Cut taxes down to 0%, strangle the government in the bathtub, and run away with the money before the US turns into Greece, Somalia, or Syria.

Given what the red states have been doing to keep executing people despite manufacturers discontinuing drugs or not allowing them to be used in executions, being thrown from a building would be a mercy.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Immortan posted:

As terrible as these three are, gays wouldn't be thrown off buildings if one of them were elected.

They would just allow legal discrimination while saying how lucky gays are to live in America where we don't throw them off buildings.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
In the last week Trump has...

- Called a boycott on a company for supposedly being anti-Christmas
- Put forward a plan to create a DEPORTATION FORCE to round up 11 million illegals and deport them.
- Called for nationalizing a piece of the Keystone pipeline.
- Said wages are too high
- Claimed Putin is doing a great job in Syria.
- Likened Ben Carson, a political opponent, to a pedophile.

And after all that he's only the second craziest candidate running. He's done, it's over, Trump is done.

EDIT:

Cantorsdust posted:

Pretty sure I've posted this before, but fascism transcends traditional left/right boundaries.

I'm actually surprised it took this long for Third-Position politics to rise in America. The Tea-Party was the vanguard, now the Trumpabteilung are taking over.

Montasque fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Nov 13, 2015

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
What you would think GOP candidates' presidencies were during the first week

Waking life: Jeb, Rubio
Normal dream: Trump
Nightmare: Carson, Cruz

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Immortan posted:

As terrible as these three are, gays wouldn't be thrown off buildings if one of them were elected.

I'm not even remotely ok with the most practical view of why they did this.

I don't want someone who wants to see gays dead and I don't want someone who feels comfortable just saying it for a vote.

I don't want them running a dogcatchers office, much less having even a little chance of being the drat president.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

A herculean effort.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Here's Lindsey listening to his Motown station on Pandora

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I really wish they would clean this mess up. Or, at the very least, engage with the reality of the electorate and stop blasting out offensive idiocy for funsies.

Would you say that the Republican party is the XBone of our age?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven


"Bush's did 9/11 and JFK, buy my book"
- Roger "Nixon did nothing wrong" Stone

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
It was the Russians who did JFK.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

a shameful boehner posted:

Would you say that the Republican party is the XBone of our age?

Well they did just vote to get rid of Kynect

Disillusionist
Sep 19, 2007

Montasque posted:



"Bush's did 9/11 and JFK, buy my book"
- Roger "Nixon did nothing wrong" Stone

He remembers where he was, its just that he was back in time trying to kill baby Bismarck and won't reveal the secret of time travel. Duh.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Jan 22, 2016

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Well they did just vote to get rid of Kynect

:boom:

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Well they did just vote to get rid of Kynect

Really? That was fast.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



It must be very lonely to be someone on the right of the political spectrum who isn't a wingnut, and isn't willing to convert

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Epic High Five posted:

It must be very lonely to be someone on the right of the political spectrum who isn't a wingnut, and isn't willing to convert

Many on the far right believe Jeb, Kasich, and Christie should be democrats.And by the far-right mean 60%+ of the Republican Party.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Montasque posted:



"Bush's did 9/11 and JFK, buy my book"
- Roger "Nixon did nothing wrong" Stone

:lol: I was joking about it because he went from like GOP block captain or whatever to rising star after the assassination and was in or near Dallas at the time but it'd be god drat hilarious if the accusation got legs.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Raskolnikov38 posted:

fat guy with a guitar seems familiar, is he anybody note worthy?

Frank Luntz

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

FetusSlapper posted:

Really? That was fast.

I counted voting bevin in for purposes of the joke.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
so where is trump calling ben carson a pedophile at? god drat, you can't drop a tweet like that, just let the interview come out naturally. as it is i'm all horned up with nowhere to go at the moment.

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