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mother fucker
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Cojawfee posted:I used to be a bean cop a long time ago.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:02 |
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Bean Boys Bean Boys Watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when the cop farts on you?
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:53 |
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GrimGypsy posted:A lot of gamergatey types genuinely support Trump because they think he'll bring back the face touching thing in fire emblem
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 19:11 |
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Javid posted:
Bad Munki posted:Aren't we all. also Forer posted:1 easy way to burn to death because the fire department doesn't know about your stupid hidden room.
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Re: that new xman movie cardboard cut out standee thingskiimo posted:Funny story when we delivered these somebody stole the Jennifer Lawrence standee so we had to replace it. Rough Lobster posted:I had a friend who worked at a movie theater in high school, and he gave me two Will Smith cardboard cutouts from I Am Legend when the theater was done with them. I brought them home and put them in the garage. One night I come home from work to a police car with lights on outside my house so I run inside and meet my pissed off mom and two cops. My mom went to grab something from the garage and saw two black guys standing right on the edge of the light, locked the door and called the cops. Glamorama26 posted:This is a good story, but I have one question: Why did you want those Will Smith cutouts in the first place? Jedit posted:Are you sure you want the answer to that question? Bonus: Mierenneuker posted:If Home Alone taught me anything it's that a cutout of a tall black man is tremendously useful.
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# ? Mar 6, 2016 18:55 |
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I had a couple of buds in high school who had one of those things in their room (boarding school). Occasionally it would get stolen as a prank. One instance was my roommate taking it and putting it in our bathroom next to the other cardboard standing cutout we happened to have. Another instance was some other guys putting it on a part of their ceiling, and one of the owners coming into the room and falling to notice it despite it being like six inches above his head. Everyday he saw it from outside and took it back.
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There's a house in my home town that has a second-story side window that is both close to very visible from a main arterial road which has cutouts of Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones from the original MiB looking out, and has had them there pretty much since the original movie came out. Every now and then the guy who has put them there does something special like putting santa hats on them at Christmas, bunny ears at Easter, or putting a cutout of a bikini model between them on Valentine's day. If you're ever traveling East on Cross Road, Adelaide, check them out.
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# ? Mar 6, 2016 21:44 |
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Once I was doing contract work for a middle school and I was in the building before school opened for the students and there was this much older-looking kid at the end of the hallway glaring at me. I was kind of freaked out until I got closer and realized that it was a cardboard cutout of Jacob from the Twilight movies.
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Pissflaps posted:Good....good. Only two others could have challenged me for the Hollywood blowjob queen crown and they're busy arguing with each other over who is most autistic. Everything is falling in to place
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Sleeveless posted:Once I was doing contract work for a middle school and I was in the building before school opened for the students and there was this much older-looking kid at the end of the hallway glaring at me. I was kind of freaked out until I got closer and realized that it was a cardboard cutout of Jacob from the Twilight movies. "How long have you been thirteen?" "A while. BUT YOUR MOMS STILL OLDER LOL" graybook has a new favorite as of 22:47 on Mar 6, 2016 |
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Sleeveless posted:It must be a special kind of hell to be hurtling into middle age and measuring the passage of years not with the anniversary of your wedding or the birthdays of your children or your promotions at work but with the annual iterations of the bad mountain climbing thread.
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# ? Mar 7, 2016 01:20 |
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Gobbeldygook posted:my list of inherently untrustworthy groups of people:
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# ? Mar 7, 2016 03:46 |
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Agrikk posted:Okay, so on Friday I was on a call with a partner and some of its sub contractors. Maybe ten of us on the call. nitrogen posted:And i thought taking a bongrip and forgetting to mute was bad Volmarias posted:This guy did one better with the bone grip.
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Paladinus posted:I like cats. Don't care about rabbits or dogs. Cubone posted:actually, you like dogs AND rabbits
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Murphy Brownback posted:It was a thing back in middle/early highschool at least where I grew up. Not me personally, but if you ever interacted with theater kids/goths back then everything was potato this llama that. Basic "monkey cheese" stuff. FAROOQ posted:The potato famine was pretty hilarious jodai posted:No, it wasn't because there were no potatoes. Are you even paying attention?
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# ? Mar 7, 2016 21:14 |
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Squizzle posted:Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror info their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, white, terrible...a...a...
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:sorry to hijack the thread but i though about this again and was wondering if there's any media based around the idea of someone being exposed to the vital essence of men in great quantities and turning into a superhuman? Wickerman posted:not superhuman but sometimes it'll make a little human
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Death By Yogurt posted:i only wear it when i'm doin the goatse wow rude posted:This makes me think it's like a dance Marshall Louis posted:You can goatse if you want to
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 14:49 |
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Possibly the least safe dance. You can't even look at your hands without a mirror.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 16:01 |
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7c Nickel posted:I have a CRT TV that was produced right before the big switchover to flatscreens. It weighs 235 pounds. LethalGeek posted:Congrats you will die with that TV Antifreeze Head posted:When it falls on him?
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 00:09 |
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This was a general nerdy kid thing back then, I was a theatre kid in middle/high school and the llama/cheese/potato thing was everywhere. Almost certainly spawned from a flash animation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNczNvOnGc Albinoblacksheep was the poo poo in like 2003
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 00:57 |
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boom boom boom posted:Awhile back I was talking to people and somehow the topic of Pokemon tattoos came up. I came to the conclusion that if I absolutely had to get a Pokemon tattoo, it would be a full backpiece of the deer with rainbow antlers, and the spaces between it's antlers would be filled with scenes from GLBT history drawn in a yaoi style, so I guess that one's my favorite cause it's the only one I've given serious thought to in the past decade
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:This was a general nerdy kid thing back then, I was a theatre kid in middle/high school and the llama/cheese/potato thing was everywhere. Almost certainly spawned from a flash animation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaF-nRS_CWM
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 01:42 |
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nomadologique posted:fascism is desire gone cancerous, running rampant on its own gently caress frenzy
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re: Tammy DuckworthLITERALLY SHAKING posted:She's an Illinois democrat so she's never leaving the senate.
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=292845 (needs archives):resting bort face posted:The Love Song of J. Aspie Prufrock nockturne has a new favorite as of 09:13 on Mar 9, 2016 |
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Avshalom posted:as i understand it the presidential candidates have two sides. on the right is the republican party - donald trump, tom cruz and the kardashians. on the left is the democratic party - bernie sanders, hillary and obama. obama can't run again for president because he melted a gun into slag on national television. of the remaining candidates, only hillary and bernie have been proven not to start their campaigns by putting a child in blackface and then killing it. hillary says she's into sexy scrapbooking on tindr and she killed macklemore with a drone for loving up her navajo peace ceremony he was hired to preside over as witch doctor. bernie once put heinz ketchup on a taco. on the other hand hillary is in favour of illegalising the creole cultural identity and bernie says that if you can't handle him at his maoist you don't deserve him at his marxist. these candidates have to fight in a cage in every capital city in america. so far all have chosen extremely racist stage names and disgraced themselves in combat, after each bout a vote is collected from 60-year-old minion meme aggregators on facebook and if they don't feel like voting then someone in the white house just makes it up. jeb bush was involved at some point but i'm not sure whether anyone was meant to vote for him or if he was just there to make friends. after all the votes are collected the candidate with the most wins the biggest bomb in the world and the losers are sent back to college to find a new career. presidents rule until they die, upon which they're entombed under the white house with all their staff and family sacrificed and buried alongside them and their faces are carved into a mountain.
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Talking about the new Ghostbusters teaser trailer.SuperMechagodzilla posted:The moment I saw the police cars I just gave up, because I knew that this would not be the ghostbusters I'd been hoping for. I had anticipated something pure and good, but here was the darkness of police and moms, invading the special home I had created inside myself. I struggled to keep it out, held shut my eyes, but the punishing waves of the inception noise crashed against my walls. I was left shaken. SuperMechagodzilla posted:The moment I saw the police cars in the ghostbusters trailer, I could feel them already interrogating me, forcing me to admit to sexist thoughts. I could feel a coating of sweat appear on my body, and I imagined the liquids of every man in the nation were being collected into a massive and ominous vat - like an artificial lake. But I did not despair, as I soon found that I could manipulate these liquids my thought. The lake would writhe and bulge with tentacular formations. Structures would grow, collapse, and grow again. I saw that, with sufficient concentration, I could produce a cube, a sphere... I knew that the moms had harvested my liquids for a grimdark purpose, but this was my chance to resist. So I channeled all my energies into one powerful image, and a figure began to rise from the lake. Ten stories tall, with thick arms and wry smile, an incredible Dad stood up and made his way towards the shore. I could see the texture of his beige jumpsuit, and the thought of his penis gave comfort to me. Also from the thread, unrelated but sort of related:
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SMG is a treasure
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 12:33 |
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Okay, this is incredible.
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 15:50 |
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Talking about Pokemon and GLBT tattoos, I would think they'd go with #42
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 16:47 |
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where has this been my whole life
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 20:57 |
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I have archives and yet Thanks for posting the poem or whatever though because it was touching and beautiful.
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 21:49 |
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titties posted:I have archives and yet Yeah, I got that problem too.
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 21:57 |
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RAADDDIIUUUMMM!!!!
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Judge Schnoopy posted:RAADDDIIUUUMMM!!!! Don't worry, in roughly sixteen hundred years at least half of these problems will have been fixed.
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Don't worry, in roughly sixteen hundred years at least half of these problems will have been fixed. This is in the SApedia or in a gold thread somewhere. Not being a dick but the forums being as dorky as they always have been, a dude named Radium ineptly maintaining the forums for years already attracted every dork joke under the sun about it. Someone will post a bibliography to this post in a minute I'm sure.
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Isn't Radium also the goon who collects nuclear material and dangerous chemicals as a hobby? Or am I thinking of someone else?
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