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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Eonwe posted:

If it's restricted to ingame content there wouldn't be enough content to fill out a wallwrap

A panoramic vista of flaming golf buggies and T-posed spacemen

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

alf_pogs posted:

i have read orwell's "killing an elephant" and i want no part of this

That is not funny. Elephants are majestic animals that can communicate with others of their species. They are nothing like Lesnick.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Toops posted:

Did you check out the repo yet?

Yeah, I had to for the video because the 0.0.18 build gave me issues :) Haven't done much with it yet though, gotta shake off all my unity rust

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Lesnick is perhaps the worst community manager I've seen over a game, and game devs have notoriously bad community managers

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

lazorexplosion posted:

Jesus what is with Roberts and pointless vision obstructions.

Star Citizen is a result of a vision obstruction.
The vision is pointless.

orcinus fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Mar 21, 2016

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Star Citizen is CIG's coke machine.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

alf_pogs posted:

ironically assaulting vending machines seems to be the one thing to do in star citizen

gold

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

What is this supposedly referencing? I don't ever recall Derek being accused of harassing a cosplayer but then again it wouldn't be surprising that The Citizens made something up again.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

CubicalSucrose posted:

Technical question from someone who hasn't bought into the alpha yet, what exactly is "heat" and how does it affect the fidelity? Also, is there some hidden hotkey that will initiate the PAARP function, or will I be able to just "USE" it when the time is right.

Heat's not hooked up to the damage system yet, but the working idea right now is, if you go above 100C, you'll start taking damage directly to your hull. Hull damage can never be repaired, but shields can be recharged if you park under the various "shield recharge bots" floating around the arena.

Using thrusters, boosting, charging the Neutron Paaarp Horn (NPH) all that stuff builds heat at different rates/bursts, and cooling off is constant. I can even make certain thrust directions build more heat than others. Example: left-right builds the least but is slowest, forward thrust builds the most, etc.

Basically those hooks are in there to force people to coast sometimes while they cool off, which can be risky if someone's chasing you. So if you're not mindful and just mash your thrusters till 100C, you're gonna lose mobility while you cool off, which makes you more rammable.

I think that'll add strategy and dynamism to otherwise straightforward (read: boring) ram fests.

So it will effect your fidelity nicely I thinks.

As for the Paaarp Horn, you charge it with the right mouse button, and when you release, it lets out a loud PAAAAARP sound and unleashes a vicious AoE attack. See here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeqpTXTp8CM&t=39s

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Derek Smart kicked my dog Barky Barklona.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Daztek posted:

Yeah, I had to for the video because the 0.0.18 build gave me issues :) Haven't done much with it yet though, gotta shake off all my unity rust

balls, what issues? I need to get the Solar Plebeian website up and link to a bug tracker.

SO MUCH TO DO.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Eonwe posted:

Lesnick is perhaps the worst community manager I've seen over a game, and game devs have notoriously bad community managers

As annoying as Ben is, I think Niko Snow still holds that title.

My favorite part of that saga was when he made fun of The Mittani on twitter and then got PGI shadowbanned from reddit and then made a thread on mwomercs to muster support against the unjust fortress of reddit, only to be systematically given the finger by thousands of Founders in what was later called 'march of the founders'

My sides still hurt.


https://www.themittani.com/content/traffic-control-transreversal

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
Hey Toops, do you have chairs on the list of obstacles?
They should pop in and out of existance randomly for extra fideliticity.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Toops posted:

balls, what issues? I need to get the Solar Plebeian website up and link to a bug tracker.

SO MUCH TO DO.

They seem fixed, but the very first (semi) public build had weird sensitivity and my cursor wouldn't hide

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

orcinus posted:

Hey Toops, do you have chairs on the list of obstacles?
They should pop in and out of existance randomly for extra fideliticity.

great idea, going on the list

eviljack
Feb 26, 2016

You're getting hungry
Found this a couple weeks ago, not sure if it's been posted, but the guy is pretty on point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpyUYDdgxoQ

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Galarox posted:

Sgt Parpers Lonely Smarts Club Band



:perfect: Every little bit just gets funnier as you dig through it. My personal favorite is the Vietnam Vet from Derek's Nephew.

Also, I am honored.

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Toops posted:

Heat's not hooked up to the damage system yet, but the working idea right now is, if you go above 100C, you'll start taking damage directly to your hull. Hull damage can never be repaired, but shields can be recharged if you park under the various "shield recharge bots" floating around the arena.

Using thrusters, boosting, charging the Neutron Paaarp Horn (NPH) all that stuff builds heat at different rates/bursts, and cooling off is constant. I can even make certain thrust directions build more heat than others. Example: left-right builds the least but is slowest, forward thrust builds the most, etc.

Basically those hooks are in there to force people to coast sometimes while they cool off, which can be risky if someone's chasing you. So if you're not mindful and just mash your thrusters till 100C, you're gonna lose mobility while you cool off, which makes you more rammable.

I think that'll add strategy and dynamism to otherwise straightforward (read: boring) ram fests.

So it will effect your fidelity nicely I thinks.

As for the Paaarp Horn, you charge it with the right mouse button, and when you release, it lets out a loud PAAAAARP sound and unleashes a vicious AoE attack. See here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeqpTXTp8CM&t=39s

Got it, that makes sense. Is it feasible to adjust the cooling rate higher (perhaps even have heat instantly drop to zero, but that might be imbalanced) while you're flying through the water the whales are expelling? I'm not sure how the ram notifications are generated (maybe blowholes are already incentivized), but I feel like this would add some depth and strategic decision making to ramming targeting.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

ON THIS DAY IN THREAD HISTORY


Who is this guy next to Ben and how long did he last?
Link

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlMf9B1ZD0I

Some community staff member, think he was a moderator or something. Didnt last long

Happy Sisyphus
Nov 13, 2013

You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

drat i wish i had millions of dollars

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Thoatse posted:

As annoying as Ben is, I think Niko Snow still holds that title.

My favorite part of that saga was when he made fun of The Mittani on twitter and then got PGI shadowbanned from reddit and then made a thread on mwomercs to muster support against the unjust fortress of reddit, only to be systematically given the finger by thousands of Founders in what was later called 'march of the founders'

My sides still hurt.


https://www.themittani.com/content/traffic-control-transreversal

This is funny because of how smug he is at the end about spending money on Star Citizen.

Sundowner
Apr 10, 2013

not even
jeff goldblum could save me from this nightmare

THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S VERY GOOD.

i couldn't help my self... i call them... ramifications

https://soundcloud.com/sundownersa/ramifications

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

eviljack posted:

Found this a couple weeks ago, not sure if it's been posted, but the guy is pretty on point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpyUYDdgxoQ

Could you summarise the points he's made? I'm about a minute in and already sick of watching someone who doesn't seem to realise he's dressed to be outside rant about how David Braben ripped off Chris Roberts.

TacticalNecromancy
May 25, 2015

Galarox posted:

Sgt Parpers Lonely Smarts Club Band



Posting from the past, but every time I look at this image I see more little details. I didn't spot the airhorns to start with because I was too distracted by all of the :gary:. Glorious.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Sundowner posted:

THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S VERY GOOD.

i couldn't help my self... i call them... ramifications

https://soundcloud.com/sundownersa/ramifications

I think there's one called "Pain Train" too, you'll have to ask Toops for the whole list

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
I know i've mentioned this a few times, so sorry for repeating myself, but just in case...

I've got stimpire.com registered and as things stand, don't need it.
Originally planned to make a silly little thing, but never had the time to.

Let me know if you want it for something. I can either just transfer it or you can make a dynadot acc and i can hand the ownership over.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

spacetoaster posted:

Did you know that Japan has "blowjob bars"?

Here is a small sample of what they talk about in that thread:



And you guys feel bad for CIG employees.

Can we circle back to this for a minute?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

FrankieGoes posted:

Can we circle back to this for a minute?

I read the interview. It got depressing fast.

eviljack
Feb 26, 2016

You're getting hungry

Sunswipe posted:

Could you summarise the points he's made? I'm about a minute in and already sick of watching someone who doesn't seem to realise he's dressed to be outside rant about how David Braben ripped off Chris Roberts.

He gets to the point at 2:30 and it's pretty good : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpyUYDdgxoQ&t=146s

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

every single goon has made their money back AND turned a profit selling ships

also people related to goons

:homebrew:

Not this one. Never bought in in the first place. :colbert:

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Samizdata posted:

Not this one. Never bought in in the first place. :colbert:

we're the biggest winners in this whole thing

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


eviljack posted:

He gets to the point at 2:30 and it's pretty good : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpyUYDdgxoQ&t=146s

his ranting about nothing is nearly enough to turn me off the tube but his ranting about star citizen's colossal money waste won me back

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

eviljack posted:

Found this a couple weeks ago, not sure if it's been posted, but the guy is pretty on point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpyUYDdgxoQ

Holy poo poo I love that guy.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

D_Smart posted:

:vince:

OMG!! I'm saving this one for tomorrow's social media assault.

Are we doing a social media assault? Shouldn't we you need a platinum account to read this message ?

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

CubicalSucrose posted:

Got it, that makes sense. Is it feasible to adjust the cooling rate higher (perhaps even have heat instantly drop to zero, but that might be imbalanced) while you're flying through the water the whales are expelling? I'm not sure how the ram notifications are generated (maybe blowholes are already incentivized), but I feel like this would add some depth and strategic decision making to ramming targeting.

Brilliant. I'm writing that down.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

FrankieGoes posted:

Can we circle back to this for a minute?

It's real, the japan goons love them, it sounds horrific. It's even worse than you think.

Sundowner
Apr 10, 2013

not even
jeff goldblum could save me from this nightmare

eviljack posted:

He gets to the point at 2:30 and it's pretty good : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpyUYDdgxoQ&t=146s

jesus christ what an insufferable person. SO loving EDGY YOU COULD COP A SHAVE OFF HIS YOUTUBES.

every second sentence begins with some stupid quip or metaphor or analogy or hosed up vernacular. real people don't talk like that.

Sundowner
Apr 10, 2013

not even
jeff goldblum could save me from this nightmare

Toops posted:

Brilliant. I'm writing that down.

hey this is apropos of nothing but

Sundowner posted:

THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S VERY GOOD.

i couldn't help my self... i call them... ramifications

https://soundcloud.com/sundownersa/ramifications


:v:

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Sundowner posted:

THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S VERY GOOD.

i couldn't help my self... i call them... ramifications

https://soundcloud.com/sundownersa/ramifications

hahaha nice!

I was actually thinking about voicing these myself, but if I don't like how it comes out, I'll call on your services. In general, the voice needs to be deeper and more epic. I'll post it on soundcloud after I finish the deep refactor of SP's cockpit tech and make the weekly dev update vid.

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orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Sundowner posted:

jesus christ what an insufferable person. SO loving EDGY YOU COULD COP A SHAVE OFF HIS YOUTUBES.

every second sentence begins with some stupid quip or metaphor or analogy or hosed up vernacular. real people don't talk like that.

Why is he out of sync with his audio?
It just makes it even more annoying. Or is that part of his shtick?

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