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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





SomethingJones posted:

gently caress me the amount of effort they're putting into it, double letters, who built the shelf, goon ringleaders, teams of people working on it

to be fair that dude does spread a lot of goony poo poo on /r/dereksmart.

Hell he's in the discord right now. I don't think he's a deep-cover goon based on the way he writes, but he doesn't seem like your average shitizen.

Then again who the gently caress knows.

e: jesus. No. No more dog pictures.

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NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Lost 10 pounds, maintained the weight in spite of several weekends of pasta and candy, and on track to lose more. Feels great.

:hfive:

noice work.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

I'm glad someone else sniped this page because I get sad when I look at photos of my dog, who we had to put to sleep last year.

Kegslayer
Jul 23, 2007

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

lol at the idea that some Goon would give enough of a gently caress about Derek's professional reputation to not just leak anything the moment they figured it out.

Well someone just posted it up on the other thread so there's that.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Beet Wagon posted:

to be fair that dude does spread a lot of goony poo poo on /r/dereksmart.

Hell he's in the discord right now. I don't think he's a deep-cover goon based on the way he writes, but he doesn't seem like your average shitizen.

Then again who the gently caress knows.

e: jesus. No. No more dog pictures.

'who built the shelf' did actually make me laugh

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





T.G. Xarbala posted:

I'm glad someone else sniped this page because I get sad when I look at photos of my dog, who we had to put to sleep last year.


I'm really sorry, that super sucks :(

Ponzi
Feb 21, 2016


DEPORTED FROM FLAVOR TOWN

ICSA 67 LOSER
Fun Shoe
Did you know that as well as being an artist, Ryan Archer is also an author and has written a book. Here's the first chapter:

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Risc1911
Mar 1, 2016

Beet Wagon posted:

Redditors PMing me asking about how serious the code is and having to explain I can't even lie to them because I haven't cracked it :laffo:/:negative:

e: poo poo, did I use this one yet?



I gotta go take more pictures of my stupid dog...

I just want to cuddle and love this dog all day. I am jealous.

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

TheCoach posted:

It looks like I had a WHALE of a time.

It's fully UV unwrapped and probably game ready, includes a lovely plain color texture, grab it an use it however you want.

For those that can't see the 3d preview thing:



Holy poo poo this is great

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
I couldn't find what I was looking for at the store today and I thoughtlessly said "I feel grief"

Which meant that I, a grown woman, had to stand in the middle of Target and explain a Star Citizen meme to my husband

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Kegslayer posted:

Well someone just posted it up on the other thread so there's that.

drat and my sub expired the other day, wasn't planning on renewing even though the content posted was worth the $, might have to renew my sub the urge to view is to strong :rant:

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Kegslayer posted:

Well someone just posted it up on the other thread so there's that.

Kegslayer posted:

Well someone just posted it up on the other thread so there's that.

???

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Palisader posted:

I couldn't find what I was looking for at the store today and I thoughtlessly said "I feel grief"

Which meant that I, a grown woman, had to stand in the middle of Target and explain a Star Citizen meme to my husband

Did that make you feel extra grief?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

TheCoach posted:

It looks like I had a WHALE of a time.

It's fully UV unwrapped and probably game ready, includes a lovely plain color texture, grab it an use it however you want.

For those that can't see the 3d preview thing:



So sleek. So seny...

I want it to have my spacebabies.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Nobody on Reddit ever PMs me about the Terrible Secret.

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Beet Wagon posted:

Redditors PMing me asking about how serious the code is and having to explain I can't even lie to them because I haven't cracked it :laffo:/:negative:

e: poo poo, did I use this one yet?



I gotta go take more pictures of my stupid dog...

Don't call dogs stupid, it is scientifically proven that the brain of a dog is more intelligent than the whales of CIG.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Dusty Lens posted:

That is outstanding.

Beet Wagon posted:

Hey man, way to go!


Thanks!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





EminusSleepus posted:

Don't call dogs stupid, it is scientifically proven that the brain of a dog is more intelligent than the whales of CIG.

Well, he has never spent his life savings on the promise of a video game, so you're technically correct.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Nobody on Reddit ever PMs me about the Terrible Secret.

I think they are legitimately scared of the possibility of being connected with you.


Beet Wagon posted:

Did that make you feel extra grief?

It increased by three times every second.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Palisader posted:

I think they are legitimately scared of the possibility of being connected with you.

Man being an apostate is loving awesome.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Palisader posted:

I couldn't find what I was looking for at the store today and I thoughtlessly said "I feel grief"

Which meant that I, a grown woman, had to stand in the middle of Target and explain a Star Citizen meme to my husband

Always a joy to try to articulate into words to a loved one what a festering zit on the gaming community's rear end this jpeg of an albatross has become.

Crazy thing is a couple minutes in you realize you are using Croberts hand wave gestures to deliver how asinine the whole drat thing is because mere words cannot convey.

At that point you give up.

Full Metal Boxers
Feb 20, 2007

COME LITTLE BITCOIN.... COME MY WAY.....IN THE MID NIGHT HOUR... I YELL NO NO NO... WITH A REBEL YELL I YELL MORE MORE MORE.... BIT COIN... I WANT TO FUCK YOU

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Nobody on Reddit ever PMs me about the Terrible Secret.

The benefits of r/brownsea thinking you're Judas Iscariot

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
as an ardent fan of Freespace, I never thought I'd be on Derek's side for anything

And yet, here we are

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Bloody 'eck.

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
Someone leak the leak

A pre-leak if you will

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

hardycore posted:

I think this is totally legit and in no way uncle derek's revenge for 500 pages of ryan archer.

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Man being an apostate is loving awesome.

You're living a bizarre Magnus the Red fanfic.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Turd Burglar posted:

Someone leak the leak

A pre-leak if you will
Someone who's seen it should give us a hint.

On a level of 1-10 parps, how parpy is it?

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Milky Moor posted:

as an ardent fan of Freespace, I never thought I'd be on Derek's side for anything

And yet, here we are
Crobbers didn't really do poo poo all on Freespace IIRC, he just had his name on it like most of the movies he was "involved" with.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Nobody on Reddit ever PMs me about the Terrible Secret.

Yeah I'm not sure what I did to be marked as "approachable" but I guess it's cool.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Dusty Lens posted:

You're living a bizarre Magnus the Red fanfic.

Well I am pretty tall.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Wikkheiser posted:

Someone who's seen it should give us a hint.

On a level of 1-10 parps, how parpy is it?

Put it this way, I've been grinning like an idiot and intermittently chuckling all evening.

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Wikkheiser posted:

Someone who's seen it should give us a hint.

On a level of 1-10 parps, how parpy is it?

These paarps go to 11.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Scruffpuff posted:

These paarps go to 11.
:stare:

My god

Those paarps are off the charts!

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

CrazyTolradi posted:

Crobbers didn't really do poo poo all on Freespace IIRC, he just had his name on it like most of the movies he was "involved" with.

freelancer isn't freespace

Freespace 2 is the best sci-fi flight sim of all time. At some point in the past, Derek expressed interest in buying the IP and, at the time, told Freespace 2's community that he would shut down any mods or fan projects for IP infringement.

FS2's community is built around that sort of thing. So, they reacted badly. In the end, Derek didn't go through with it.

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Milky Moor posted:

Freespace 2 is the best sci-fi flight sim of all time. At some point in the past, Derek expressed interest in buying the IP and, at the time, told Freespace 2's community that he would shut down any mods or fan projects for IP infringement.

Holy poo poo lol is that true?

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Milky Moor posted:

freelancer isn't freespace

Freespace 2 is the best sci-fi flight sim of all time. At some point in the past, Derek expressed interest in buying the IP and, at the time, told Freespace 2's community that he would shut down any mods or fan projects for IP infringement.

FS2's community is built around that sort of thing. So, they reacted badly. In the end, Derek didn't go through with it.
Ah, my bad.

I can only imagine the outrage if someone tried to pull that stunt in 2016, it'd be like telling Goons not to post cats or recipes.

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

hardycore posted:

I think this is totally legit and in no way uncle derek's revenge for 500 pages of ryan archer.

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Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Milky Moor posted:

freelancer isn't freespace

Freespace 2 is the best sci-fi flight sim of all time. At some point in the past, Derek expressed interest in buying the IP and, at the time, told Freespace 2's community that he would shut down any mods or fan projects for IP infringement.

FS2's community is built around that sort of thing. So, they reacted badly. In the end, Derek didn't go through with it.

Also I'm convinced his only exposure to Starlancer was to add in these retarded rooms that made you waste time activating shelves/drawers/televisions before you activated a walking down the hallway cutscene before you could even get to your mission briefing, before EVERY mission



I guess technology wasn't up to animating you getting out of bed at the time though, since you kind of just spawned in it.

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