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God Hole posted:I was a barback in college and one of my coworkers came out of the bathroom in the middle of happy hour covered in piss. It turned out someone pissed into a plunger and then carefully suctioned it onto the ceiling with the piss still inside.
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Supple Moisture posted:One time I picked up a patient that claimed to be getting raped by a ghost. Mozi posted:That kind of experience can really haunt someone.
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Gazpacho posted:2032: all restaurants are taco bell, all operating systems are linux LeftistMuslimObama posted:im at the combination microsoft and linux shell
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God Hole posted:I was a barback in college and one of my coworkers came out of the bathroom in the middle of happy hour covered in piss. It turned out someone pissed into a plunger and then carefully suctioned it onto the ceiling with the piss still inside.
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Top of the page.
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 05:04 |
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God drat, I'm usually really good about that sort of stuff too
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 05:23 |
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it's like a telhix drawing irl
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Plethora posted:I refuse to pretend that this makes sense. Tasteful Dickpic posted:"Cat Upset By Goatse"
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 14:43 |
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Similarly:iRend posted:i tried but she didn't care lord funk posted:
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I am actually kind of embarrassed that I got every aspect of this joke
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I hadn't either, until I finally called a contractor in to explain what the heck was going on when things started looking dicey. "I'm saving some money," I said to myself when I bought the supplies. "Lay it yourself, it's just tile on slab. There's no way to gently caress that up."
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Apeshit Sixfingers posted:I need people to PM me pictures. Horrifying pictures. I will make more if this is done. The worst part is I think he's sincere.
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Karate Bastard posted:The worst part is I think he's sincere. Should have posted the best posts in that thread: (Image above probably still ) Apeshit Sixfingers posted:drat, that's a dead ringer for Guy Fieri! Apeshit Sixfingers posted:Guy Fieri, just enjoying his alone time at his ranch! Apeshit Sixfingers posted:Guy Fieri be careful! Hot kielbasa coming through! Pennywise the Frown posted:Oh god, please someone do something with this (yeah yeah, I have no skills, I know). Apeshit Sixfingers posted:I'm really bad at making gifs Apeshit Sixfingers posted:High school glamour shots you say?
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 09:44 |
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Now that would be cheating.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 10:03 |
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From the Batman v Superman thread:computer parts posted:I still haven't heard a reason why the jar of urine is bad other than people assuming it's pure toilet humor. Uncle Boogeyman posted:I know, right? I think the jar of piss should get nominated for best supporting actor computer parts posted:Case in point. Uncle Boogeyman posted:I will die, on this hill of piss
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Outfreakage posted:Here ya go
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Equeen posted:It would be really cool if people like you got this upset over the Dr. Strange movie's blatant whitewashing. I guess urine is more offensive. Uncle Boogeyman posted:Haaaaaahahahaha Whizbang posted:Well, they're both yellow perils.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:hey let's not argue about james cameron for a dozen pages all over again, how about it fellas
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Pick posted:I'm not sure, they're just the best example I can recall of "incredibly insane and hilarious fetish" and striking artistic competence. I think in one there was also a mastodon man where his trunk was a wiener, and I think the brontosaurus man's tail was also a wiener? I just realized I said "brontosaurus", it's apatosaurus obviously.
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I mentioned the frontpage, and this happened:Captain Foo posted:front-page reading joke Dex posted:dsyp
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Equeen posted:What could have been... CelticPredator posted:my script is better Equeen posted:SUPERMAN: Tell that to Zod's snapped neck. edit: CelticPredator posted:alt ending The MSJ has a new favorite as of 07:18 on Apr 17, 2016 |
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Kirk posted:one of the lead writers on welcome to night vale asked me out for coffee once and i told him i wasnt gay and he stopped talking tom e Kirk posted:a year later he saw me making out with a dude and he started crying
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Plot twist, the poster is female.
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The MSJ posted:edit: imagine a boot breaking zods neck- forever
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Arctic Baldwin posted:imagine a boot breaking zods neck- forever Of course, there's no way anyone would miss referencing a forums classic:
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 02:45 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Welcome to the garden
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^^^^^^ Trig Discipline is a genius.Part of Everything posted:Which one of you chucklefucks did this? Son of Thunderbeast posted:And I'll look down and whisper, "A miscarriage is definitely not a joke, and I have no intention of making light of it. And it can be a tough and emotional thing for couples to go through, speaking from personal experience. And I know that it's often much harder on the woman than on the man. However, I also know that it doesn't necessarily turn you into a sad, depressed sack of tears for the rest of your life. People can move past it, and heal."
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masterful
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 20:35 |
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rewritten song lyrics is the death of humor
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Babe Magnet posted:rewritten song lyrics is the death of humor The first butt is the deepest
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Babe Magnet posted:rewritten song lyrics is the death of humor Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 21:32 on Apr 18, 2016 |
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holy crap
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Yeah, when a horde of imbeciles bandwagons it into the ground. Then this thread must be the death of humor
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Minarch posted:Then this thread must be the death of humor That's all of pyf honestly
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It was p funny
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Travis343 posted:That's all of pyf honestly untrue. pyf is the place where we quote jokes, and explain why they should be illegal, and gather in memory of the time a joke was told and not dissected, and explain why this can never happen again. the death of humour will only happen when pyf fulfills its purpose and all jokes are killed
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:untrue. pyf is the place where we quote jokes, and explain why they should be illegal, and gather in memory of the time a joke was told and not dissected, and explain why this can never happen again. the death of humour will only happen when pyf fulfills its purpose and all jokes are killed i so agree!!! PYF is just PC gone mad!! its just a bunch of sjw propaganda and ITH AS TO STOP
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 06:11 |
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E: This post used to say "fart", but I figured it's better if I shut up, so now it doesn't. Sorry!
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Trig discipline is a good poster and I would like to see you all slain with hammers. I have said my piece.
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