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WampaLord posted:http://www.amazon.com/Victoria-8500...=tortilla+press Where is the button to start it? Where are the LED indicators? How am I supposed to know how to use this thing?
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Why does she only say "tortilla" like that and not all words? Would that be too ethnic and therefore scary?
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Gutcruncher posted:Why does she only say "tortilla" like that and not all words? Would that be too ethnic and therefore scary? It's not so much that it's scary, it's that the target demographic is people that speak in exactly that way. "Regular" American vernacular, but making sure people know you're cultured by pronouncing foreign words "properly".
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SpacePig posted:It's not so much that it's scary, it's that the target demographic is people that speak in exactly that way. "Regular" American vernacular, but making sure people know you're cultured by pronouncing foreign words "properly". it's the Peggy Hill maneuver
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BattleMaster posted:it's the Peggy Hill maneuver Now I want to see an episode of King of the Hill where Peggy has to justify buying this thing, and tries to explain the flour pods to Hank. e: Please Kickstart the production of my fan episode of King of the Hill. I don't own the rights to names or likenesses, but I'll deal with that later. I'm sure it'll be fine. SpacePig has a new favorite as of 15:59 on May 9, 2016 |
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I'm waiting for someone to bring out a DRM pod machine that makes pirate pods for all the other DRM pod machines you have taking up room on your kitchen counter
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I'm waiting for someone to bring out a DRM pod machine that makes pirate pods for all the other DRM pod machines you have taking up room on your kitchen counter There's already a cottage industry of people figuring out different ways to get past Keurig's DRM system.
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I can't believe we're pirating food.
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You wouldn't download a sandwich. (Yes I would)
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I'm waiting for someone to bring out a DRM pod machine that makes pirate pods for all the other DRM pod machines you have taking up room on your kitchen counter Do any of them involve killing a policeman and stealing his hat
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Waffleman_ posted:I can't believe we're pirating food.
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I credit this thread with teaching me that store-bought tortillas suck. I just have to figure out if they suck enough to go through the trouble of making my own. If only there was a simpler solution.
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muscles like this? posted:There's already a cottage industry of people figuring out different ways to get past Keurig's DRM system. I wonder how much crossover there is between coffee DRM hackers and vapers who are modding/overclocking their e-cigs. Edit: ha, check out all the failed/cancelled vaping projects on Kickstarter Note that vaporizers or related paraphernalia are now prohibited on KS Edit: whoooooah https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/kick-start-the-vape-nation-vapenaysh-vnworldwide#/ Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 17:07 on May 9, 2016 |
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Germstore posted:I missed this earlier: The people who would buy and use this product have several things in common. They don't think they have time to learn how to cook, and they don't have two friends to cook for.
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Krispy Kareem posted:I credit this thread with teaching me that store-bought tortillas suck.
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I live in the south of the UK and all I can get is sad store brand tortillas and I'm way too lazy to make like 4 of them or whatever once a month for tacos, and yet I still wouldn't buy that tortilla making GBS threads machine because it is terrible in every possible way. The target market seems to actually be "people who don't want tortillas" which is blowing my mind.
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Germstore posted:store bought tortillas suck really really bad. Compared to a hand made tortilla from an authentic Mexican restaurant: Yes Compared to what the tortilla-tron shits out: No.
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SpacePig posted:It's not so much that it's scary, it's that the target demographic is people that speak in exactly that way. "Regular" American vernacular, but making sure people know you're cultured by pronouncing foreign words "properly". She reminds me of an NPR reporter.
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/archetypestudios/midair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3wj6AGIKrc for all you tribes-like game haters havax has a new favorite as of 00:52 on May 10, 2016 |
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And really, when I think of small, easily storable kitchen devices with limited but still handy usage, I think of tortilla presses. Every time I think of this machine I get the giggles.
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Here's my idea for the next Kickstarter kitchen success: A pasta maker that, using 50 cent pods, generates a 1/4 cup of annoyingly thick spaghetti.
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fishmech posted:Here's my idea for the next Kickstarter kitchen success: A pasta maker that, using 50 cent pods, generates a 1/4 cup of annoyingly thick spaghetti. 
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fishmech posted:Here's my idea for the next Kickstarter kitchen success: A pasta maker that, using 50 cent pods, generates a 1/4 cup of annoyingly thick spaghetti. And it all comes out in one long strand. You have to break it into smaller pieces by hand, which makes it more artisanal.
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Pro tip: after using a hot pan to cook tortillas, you can use that same hot pan to cook the stuff that goes with your tortillas.
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wayne curr posted:Pro tip: after using a hot pan to cook tortillas, you can use that same hot pan to cook the stuff that goes with your tortillas. At least give us a link to this "hot pan" kickstarter.
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heat your food with our premeasured kerosene pods.
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SpacePig posted:And it all comes out in one long strand. You have to break it into smaller pieces by hand, which makes it more artisanal. You can't make me pay for art. 
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fishmech posted:Here's my idea for the next Kickstarter kitchen success: A pasta maker that, using 50 cent pods, generates a 1/4 cup of annoyingly thick spaghetti. Throw 'organic', 'vegan', 'gmo free' and 'gluten free' on it and people will be flinging money at you. Optional extra step is to make a manual one with a plunger and stick some wood on it, throw on some 'artisan' and 'handcrafted' and other buzzwords and sell it as an EDC pastamaker.
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I would buy a cupcake machine. Some sort of 3d printer with DRM icing spools
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:heat your food with our premeasured kerosene pods. Which are just the regular ones they sell at camping supply stores but they come with their own app and sell for 49.99 a pop.
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We have actually hit the Sci Fi future where people just push a button to get basic poo poo and it's so much lamer than I ever could have imagined.
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NESguerilla posted:We have actually hit the Sci Fi future where people just push a button to get basic poo poo and it's so much lamer than I ever could have imagined. So it's 2016 and we've got 'hoverboards' and 'replicators' and dead musicians appearing on stage thanks to 'holograms'. Welcome to the future!!!
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There are a lot of things wrong with this version of the future but the fact that well-off assholes are bleeding money on lovely proprietary foodstuffs due to their Monty Burns-esque inability to do anything themselves is one of the few upsides.
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Are we still talking about that motherfucking tortilla maker when there's an idiot who came up with the stupidest Unified Field Theory™ imaginablequote:My goal is to travel the country as a journalist to self-promote my theory for Unified Field Theory. I wish to travel to many Ivy-League universities and speak in different venues.
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Noyemi K posted:Are we still talking about that motherfucking tortilla maker when there's an idiot who came up with the stupidest Unified Field Theory™ imaginable Saw that on retsupurae, uh well done to him for making $14 with incoherent rambling I guess. Though he probably would've made more on the street with a cheap sign. 
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Did Triton disappear from Indiegogo again? It looks like their campaign page has been replaced with a Coming Soon splash page, but they completed their funding a week or two ago. Could Indiegogo after have canceled the project after it was successfully funded? https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/world-s-first-artificial-gills-oxygen-respirator--2/coming_soon#/
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lorn Wayne posted:Saw that on retsupurae, uh well done to him for making $14 with incoherent rambling I guess. The thing that grinds my dickmeat is... what was he expecting to do with $10? Bribe someone to let him into an auditorium stage? Eat two or three cheeseburgers on his way to his doomed pitch to a university?
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Krispy Kareem posted:Did Triton disappear from Indiegogo again? It looks like their campaign page has been replaced with a Coming Soon splash page, but they completed their funding a week or two ago. Apparently it was canceled, and they put up a new one with disclaimers. https://m.reddit.com/r/shittykickstarters/comments/4cy81f/triton_campaign_canceled_refunds_promised_we_did/
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