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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Gorilla Salad posted:

I liked this part:




But do you have any idea how goddamn expensive steel medical cabinets are? They can easily set you back one and a half grand.

They're not suggesting a steel medical cabinet, they're talking about one of these:

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm more concerned with the graphic representation of that cabinet. Is that the cabinet of a life hacker? Where's all the handy containers, with items? One toothbrush? Unpinned? White? Really?

e: vvvvvv Mu. Unask that question. Silly Paladinus.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 10:38 on Aug 10, 2016

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
But why?

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
That earthquake bed stuff is so bizarre and specific that it has to be a weird sex thing

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Like I'd gently caress a guy who's going to let his cartridges get dusty.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Just give it a good blow.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Palpek posted:

How to make a tacky clownhouse:

"Yeah, the router broke again. I don't know why this keeps happening, it's such a pain to set up each time. Oh well" hides router inside cutout in book with no ventilation

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
every dahir insaat video is an insane amount of animation effort/money poured into some Russian studio to depict an idea that might work in a Merrie Melodies cartoon but which anyone age 3 or up can poke holes into with the most base of critical thinking skills unless they suffer from profound intellectual disability

atomicthumbs has a new favorite as of 12:45 on Aug 10, 2016

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Stuntman posted:

This is a very bad post.

incorrect

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

cyberia posted:

They're not suggesting a steel medical cabinet, they're talking about one of these:



That's just going to get all manky from the steam.

Even the Ikea versions are more sensible than that.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
like what the gently caress even is this? is this special porn made custom for putin??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9xqdoDc3oI

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


http://i.imgur.com/GtrSPnZ.mp4

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
why would i want a candle on an upside down wine glass? do i want to look like a loving idiot?

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

atomicthumbs posted:

like what the gently caress even is this? is this special porn made custom for putin??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9xqdoDc3oI

I'm loving that ~20 cm long rocket launcher that has unlimited ammo and somehow can take out tanks and helicopters. It's like the product of a 10 year old who somehow has access to a CGI studio. :allears:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

atomicthumbs posted:

like what the gently caress even is this? is this special porn made custom for putin??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9xqdoDc3oI

I think it's just someone's university 3D animation project.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The way I know that one you fold the paper in quarters, then tear off a corner to make the hole in the middle, and use that to clean your fingernail. So it's not only bad but also badly reproduced and inefficient.

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".
Edit: ^^^Yeah, basically this.


This is actually an old joke, ha. Although the way I always heard it was that you could get 4 wipes, one for each quadrant of the sheet. Using the small piece to clean your fingernail is the punchline.

If this is actually showing up as a "lifehack" then...jokes on them I guess? The real lifehackers use a rag on a stick they keep in a bucket next to the toilet.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Additionally, the way I first heard of it, it was some kind of 80s proto-ultralight backpacking thing, and you use a postage stamp.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The original Soviet joke features a bus ticket.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Paladinus posted:

The original Soviet joke features a bus ticket.
In Soviet Russia a bus ticket validates you?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


LogisticEarth posted:

The real lifehackers use a rag on a stick they keep in a bucket next to the toilet.
The perfect lifehack: a kludged-together homebrew version of a sensible solution that already exists.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Paladinus posted:

I think it's just someone's university 3D animation project.

Consensus is that they're patent trolls. They've produced a shitton of videos featuring completely implausible contraptions, like an overly-sophisticated roto-rooter for your arteries and a hilariously overcomplicated drive-up grocery store. Retsupurae has lampooned a few of them, including my favorite one, the war crime fruit truck

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Hirayuki posted:

The perfect lifehack: a kludged-together homebrew version of a sensible solution that already exists.


Temper your anus with a coarse brush every day.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


gently caress it, with the current trends towards 'natural' solutions we can go back to vinegar soaked sponge on a stick.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Karate Bastard posted:

Oh... thought provoking.

But no, straight up offing yourself intentionally is not a very good life hack, I'm sorry.

Lifehack: Already have Snatch Duster on ignore from the cosplay thread, so you don't have to read his posts here.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Consensus is that they're patent trolls. They've produced a shitton of videos featuring completely implausible contraptions, like an overly-sophisticated roto-rooter for your arteries and a hilariously overcomplicated drive-up grocery store. Retsupurae has lampooned a few of them, including my favorite one, the war crime fruit truck

I mentally conflated "war crime fruit truck" and "drive up grocery store" so this video took an unexpected turn for me and it's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, thank you.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

My Lovely Horse posted:

Additionally, the way I first heard of it, it was some kind of 80s proto-ultralight backpacking thing, and you use a postage stamp.

Wouldn't it stick?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
You don't lick the stamp

insta
Jan 28, 2009
Don't kinkshame

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
#lifehack: Make being kinkshamed your kink.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

moist turtleneck posted:

You don't lick the stamp

Not beforehand :smugmrgw:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

semicolon
Jun 20, 2004

Obviously if you are going that far out of your way to defeat safety features in a car you will be drinking a glass bottle of cola.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

semicolon posted:

Obviously if you are going that far out of your way to defeat safety features in a car you will be drinking a glass bottle of cola.

Eh, I've been in the position where you drive out to the lake or reservoir and no one remembered to bring a bottle opener. But why wouldn't you just put one in your center console?

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Eh, I've been in the position where you drive out to the lake or reservoir and no one remembered to bring a bottle opener. But why wouldn't you just put one in your center console?

Or you can open the bottle with your car door, THE WAY FORD INTENDED :bahgawd:

No but seriously, the door and doorframe have a few good places you can open a bottle. I've done it a couple times before I just put a bottle opener in the center console.

And before you ask, yes it actually was glass bottles of cola.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
You can open a bottle with pretty much every hard object. Just use a rock or some wood or whatever you find lying around. poo poo if you fold it the right way you can open a bottle with a piece of paper. Don't buy into big bottle openers lies!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Or a banana. I once saw a person crack a safe with a potato.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
more importantly don't deliberately disable the seatbelt warning, loving wear your seatbelt

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Josie
Apr 26, 2007

With tales of brave Ulysses; how his naked ears were tortured; By the sirens sweetly singing.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-s9uEakAc

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