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Troposphere posted:I had this when I was trying to be straight and it's like your vagina just clamps shut vicelike. it's severely unpleasant but I don't think she even got to the penetration part but I wouldn't doubt her having it Edit:. Actually no one cares about my post
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quote:My [23F] BF [29M] of 1.5 years doesn't seem to care his dog had explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 19:49 |
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Troposphere posted:I had this when I was trying to be straight and it's like your vagina just clamps shut vicelike. it's severely unpleasant but I don't think she even got to the penetration part but I wouldn't doubt her having it Your post combined with your av makes me imagine a vagina as one of Junkrat's traps, which is really funny but also sad because having vaginismus must suck. Gaunab posted:diarrhea dog
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 19:59 |
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Naerasa posted:Your post combined with your av makes me imagine a vagina as one of Junkrat's traps, which is really funny but also sad because having vaginismus must suck. I left a pan on the stove for 3 days, that's just as bad right?
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 20:01 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I left a pan on the stove for 3 days, that's just as bad right? My parents once left salmon in the oven for two weeks. That was pretty hosed up, especially since I was the one to find it when I visited.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 20:03 |
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I once left a little microwave pizza in the microwave for 4 months because it blew a fuse and I couldn't be bothered to mess around with a lovely ol garage microwave. It was like a frisbee when I found it. No mold or anything. Anyway, fix and release the boyfriend.
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Regulation Size posted:I once left a little microwave pizza in the microwave for 4 months because it blew a fuse and I couldn't be bothered to mess around with a lovely ol garage microwave. It was like a frisbee when I found it. No mold or anything. Great sign off on this post btw
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Great sign off on this post btw
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 20:22 |
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quote:I [23F] don't know how to feel about my [22M] boyfriend of 5 years wanting to open up our relationship.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 22:21 |
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I hope she does it and then gets laid way more than him, because that is always the thing that happens e: I didn't catch the thing about different races lol there's a lot going on there
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 22:27 |
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Fullhouse posted:I hope she does it and then gets laid way more than him, because that is always the thing that happens Yep. Bro is setting himself up for something he is going to regret.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 22:33 |
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That's the way it almost always works out. I say let the poor idiot tank himself as countless sods have done before
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 22:37 |
Naerasa posted:My parents once left salmon in the oven for two weeks. That was pretty hosed up, especially since I was the one to find it when I visited. My sister once left her dead pet rabbit in her freezer all winter because she wanted to bury it when spring made the ground not frozen. Boy was that a surprise when I went to her place and wanted to get a Popsicle. Anyway, I really hope this one is real. quote:My [19 M] girlfriend [19 F] of one year ranted to our best friend about how small my dick is. Now everyone's making small dick jokes about it to me and I'm angry at her.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 22:47 |
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Little dick, big joke
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 22:53 |
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That's a super, super lovely thing to do to a guy. Frankly I think it's wrong to reveal anything about a partner's body without their consent (e.g. piercings or tattoos either).
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Nuebot posted:My sister once left her dead pet rabbit in her freezer all winter because she wanted to bury it when spring made the ground not frozen. Boy was that a surprise when I went to her place and wanted to get a Popsicle. He needs new friends. quote:Me [25 F] am wondering if my boyfriend [26 M]'s relationship with his sister [20 F] is normal
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 23:03 |
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I met a guy who was extremely affectionate with his sister. We were at a pool and she would sit in his lap(in a bikini) and I saw him slap her rear end. It was pretty strange but his wife was also there and seemed okay with it. He is also a muslim trump supporter so weird guy in general.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 23:07 |
[25F] should just loudly hum the rains of castamere every time it happens until they get the message.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 23:09 |
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gently caress all those friends who laughed at it too those cunts while he's at it. Also I had a dead bird I found on the sidewalk in my freezer for like two years because my uncle was into bird taxidermy and I meant to give it to him but I forgot about it. I am a goon. lazorexplosion fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Oct 23, 2016 |
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Saint Drogo posted:[25F] should just loudly hum the rains of castamere every time it happens until they get the message. lol that song wasn't about incest, it was about the lannisters totally loving over another noble family into non-existence she should just make jokes about the two of them having to push little boys out of towers whenever they're alone together
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 23:28 |
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how broken do you have to be to think that having a problem with your partner loving OTHER PEOPLE is abnormal or something to be confused about.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 23:30 |
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Pick posted:That's a super, super lovely thing to do to a guy. Frankly I think it's wrong to reveal anything about a partner's body without their consent (e.g. piercings or tattoos either). Conversely it works quite well when someone tells your friends that you have a big dick
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lazorexplosion posted:gently caress all those friends who laughed at it too those cunts while he's at it. I have a bird and a snapping turtle in my freezer because my college takes animal carcass donations and I've been too lazy to fill out the paperwork for them.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 23:35 |
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Nuebot posted:My sister once left her dead pet rabbit in her freezer all winter because she wanted to bury it when spring made the ground not frozen. Boy was that a surprise when I went to her place and wanted to get a Popsicle.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 23:35 |
You never expect dead doves. But they're everywhere. Mostly because they're really dumb and will fly into walls, moving cars or just sit there and watch as a truck drives over them. On the flip side of my last post though; quote:I [25 M] had to break up with my GF [22 F] because my penis is too big and everyone thinks it's funny
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 23:57 |
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Nuebot posted:You never expect dead doves. But they're everywhere. Mostly because they're really dumb and will fly into walls, moving cars or just sit there and watch as a truck drives over them. Flying headfirst into a corn-sucking rear end in a top hat of doom after watching it eat five other doves https://youtu.be/AsIP5UtAZhQ A fine allegory for most of the people we're posting about itt
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 00:22 |
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Time to write a reddit post and leave the browser open for my crush to discretely see.
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:how broken do you have to be to think that having a problem with your partner loving OTHER PEOPLE is abnormal or something to be confused about. It's the twennie tens, get with it. Modern morality has no time for your outmoded mores and basic human emotions and reactions that have existed since our species first decided it would be nice to be sociable. Trying to shame someone because you're a Victorian prude who also understands the real and lasting psychological and physiological changes that pair bonding creates in humans, and how infidelity can actually cause physical pain, makes you a bigot. Die cis scum.
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Pvt.Scott posted:It's the twennie tens, get with it. Modern morality has no time for your outmoded mores and basic human emotions and reactions that have existed since our species first decided it would be nice to be sociable. Trying to shame someone because you're a Victorian prude who also understands the real and lasting psychological and physiological changes that pair bonding creates in humans, and how infidelity can actually cause physical pain, makes you a bigot. Die cis scum. gently caress off grandpa
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 00:39 |
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lazorexplosion posted:gently caress all those friends who laughed at it too those cunts while he's at it. If his friends haven't seen his little dick in person and had to hear about it from his gf they aren't real bros anyway.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 00:41 |
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NO POLY CHAT YOU MORONS this is how the last thread got closed
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 00:43 |
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Moon Atari posted:If his friends haven't seen his little dick in person and had to hear about it from his gf they aren't real bros anyway. If you are a man with a tiny penis, don't tell your friends. They'll tell girls about it because they think it's funny or something. Oh and your friends are probably bad.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 01:06 |
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I had a drunk friend confide in me about his small penis. I gave him my best sex advice and no one will ever find out about it from me. Making jokes and teasing your friends can be fun and cool but for god's sake pick topics that aren't going to actually upset them or you're a lovely, lovely friend.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 01:24 |
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lazorexplosion posted:I had a drunk friend confide in me about his small penis. I gave him my best sex advice and no one will ever find out about it from me. Making jokes and teasing your friends can be fun and cool but for god's sake pick topics that aren't going to actually upset them or you're a lovely, lovely friend. That goes beyond making jokes and teasing your friends, and into full on rear end in a top hat territory.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 01:31 |
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A rumor got started that one of my coworkers had a tiny wiener and none of the homeless women who give blow jobs in exchange for vending machine food out by shipping and receiving will even talk to him
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 01:36 |
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quote:My [20M] girlfriend [20F] was verbally harassed 4 years ago by one of my best friends [20M]
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Nuebot posted:My sister once left her dead pet rabbit in her freezer all winter because she wanted to bury it when spring made the ground not frozen. Boy was that a surprise when I went to her place and wanted to get a Popsicle. Yeah. That's a bitch move on her part. But to be small enough for her to joke about it? It has to be pretty loving tiny. I mean... you get your girls rocks off, it don't matter how big you are. Your job is done and you done good. If I were in his situation, I would move away and sever from everybody. Or sever from life and hope that in the next life, karma decided to bless me with an average to large cock.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 01:39 |
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Bros before hoes man. The dude's friend hosed up, but its really messed up to judge him on things he did in high school when his hormones were peaking and poo poo like that. He was there when you had your downs so why would you desert him? If he raped her though... yeh, better to just sever.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 01:43 |
Open relationship dude just wants to get his dick wet a bunch and have a fallback girl if no other options pan out imo. Should just break up with her if we wants to bone other people and let her move on with her life.
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quote:Me [24 M] with my girlfriend [21F] of 2 months, she is having an "ex-love" come into town in December. Luckily, in the comments he writes that he'll dump her.
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